The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Wormfarmer 427]

I am trying to enter some new pools this year, so after having skimmed several pages (including page one and some recent posts) of posts and not finding the detailed rules, I am going to submit a list of 10 names and 2 subs and hope I am doing something right.  Could it be time to start a new thread for 2018 with this pool, and kick it off with a summary of the rules?  Anyway, here goes nothing:

Leah Bracknell

John McCain

Charlotte Rae

Stefan Karl Stefansson

Nobby Stiles

George HW Bush

Tim Conway

Alberto Fujimori

Leon Allen White

Dwight Clark

subs: Barbara Barrie, James Randi

[Rotten Ali 600]

On 29 December 2017 at 11:58, gcreptile said:

I think I understand the scoring system.

 

Unless anyone objects, I can try to make a final scoreboard in a week.

 

And if you object, please do it! Object now! I want you to object!!

 

Fucking object, you faggot!

Oh heck - don't - it's still all under control.  Just had far to much to do - don't put your self out - I'll be on it later.

[gcreptile 10,964]

36 minutes ago, Rotten Ali said:

Oh heck - don't - it's still all under control.  Just had far to much to do - don't put your self out - I'll be on it later.

Wonderful!

[Joey Russ 7,220]

6 hours ago, Rotten Ali said:

Oh heck - don't - it's still all under control.  Just had far to much to do - don't put your self out - I'll be on it later.

Glad to see you back Rotten Ali.  

[Death Impends 7,956]

Good to see you'll be continuing with it Ali

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Too late?  I don't know the time difference from where I'm sitting LOL I think it's 8 hours.  Oh well.

Leah Bracknell
Ami Brown
Noel Conway

Rayya Elias

Jessica Falkholt – JOKER

Greg Gilbert

Reggie Wright, Jr.

Jawara McIntosh

Kulsoom Nawaz

Abdelhak ‘Appie’ Nouri

Fernando Ricksen

Nobby Stiles

Marieke Vervoort

[msc 18,437]

It's 10.54PM if that helps ie still the 31st.

[msc 18,437]

1 minute ago, Sir Creep said:

Too late?  I don't know the time difference from where I'm sitting LOL I think it's 8 hours.  Oh well.

Leah Bracknell
Ami Brown
Noel Conway

Rayya Elias

Jessica Falkholt – JOKER

Greg Gilbert

Reggie Wright, Jr.

Jawara McIntosh

Kulsoom Nawaz

Abdelhak ‘Appie’ Nouri

Fernando Ricksen

Nobby Stiles

Marieke Vervoort

 

You are in time afaik but there's no jokers as its based on order of death. Also, two subs max (you have three). I think Fringes of Fame folk (ie Tosh's son) are OK but might be worth less points.

 

Good lack of US sports stars though, so negative points!

 

Good luck.

[Deathray 2,940]

Oh almost forgot this one. Last deadpool entry of the year;

 

Leah Bracknell

Stefan Karl Stefansson

David Attenborough

Michael Gorbachev

Peter Oosterhuizer

Val Kilmer

Clive James

Gordon Banks

Nobby Stiles

William Roache

[Pedro67 232]

Likewise Deathray, just made it.

1 Bessie Camm

2 Leah Bracknell

3 Diane Serra Cary

4 Patrick Cryne

5 John McCain

6 Clive James

7 Vera Lynn

8 Mary Stopes-Roe

9 Dame Tessa Jowell

10 Linda Nolan

Reserve

Pele

Nigel Lawson

[Rotten Ali 600]

The Glen Campbell Hollywood Squares bonuses. Missed a few hits - for Drol - Smith Hart was 30 points and unique 12 points but this takes 5 off the Glen Campbell score. 

Also missed was a hit on Carsten Mohren on the 31st Jan. This should be an extra 42 points for Jiroemon Kimura.  He is missing 56 points for the hit on Sasha Lakovic.  This also puts an extra 10 points his way now for Errol Christie.

17th leader board is...

 

1st - 305.1 points - RadGuy

2nd - 293.0 points - Drol

3rd - 258.8 points - msc

4th - 231.2 points - DeathImpends

5th - 227.2 points Pedro67

6th - 201.0 points - Captain Chorizo

7th - 196.1 points - Maryport

8th - 185.0 points - MorbidKid

9th - 170.9 points - Prosperina.

10th - 169.4 points - The Dead Cow

11th - 168.2 points - time

12th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon

13th - 144.7 points - Jiroemon Kimura

14th - 141.1 points - I'm Not Hades

15th - 131.2 points - DDT

16th - 130.5 points - Toast

17th - 124.6 points - Uschi

18th - 122.5 points - Book

19th - 121.9 points - Deathers

20th - 120.2 points - gcreptile

21st - 119.3 points - Joey Russ

22nd - 115.7 points - LFN

23rd - 88.2 points - RottenAli

24th - 79.7 points - Tick Tock

25th - 49.5 points - The Unknown Man

26th - 33.4 points - Young Willz.

 

next the hits since.

[Rotten Ali 600]

In total 10 hits to be logged, here were the following three.

 

For Death Impends - 1st Sept - hit of Shelley Berman gained 35 points and 42 bonus points.

 

6th Sept - King Michael of Romania died. 10 teams gained basic points. 

RadGuy 30.9,  Captain Chorizo 30.8,  the Unknown Man 30.7.  Prosperina 35.6.  DeathImpends 35.5.   Maryport 25.4.  Uschi 30.3 points.  Drol 30.2.  Gcreptile 30.1 and MorbidKid 40 points. And the Dead Cow took a sub hit for 25 points.

 

8th September Connie Johnson died and provided 49 points for gcreptile. 

 

18th leader board was...

 

1st - 343.7 points - Death Impends

2nd - 336 points - RadGuy

3rd - 323.2 points - Drol

4th - 258.8 points - msc

5th - 227.2 points Pedro67

6th - 231.8 points - Captain Chorizo

7th - 225.0 points - MorbidKid

8th - 221.5 points - Maryport

9th - 206.5 points - Prosperina.

10th - 199.3 points - gcreptile

11th - 194.4 points - The Dead Cow

12th - 168.2 points - time

13th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon

14th - 154.9 points - Uschi

15th - 144.7 points - Jiroemon Kimura

14th - 141.1 points - I'm Not Hades

15th - 131.2 points - DDT

16th - 130.5 points - Toast

18th - 122.5 points - Book

19th - 121.9 points - Deathers

21st - 119.3 points - Joey Russ

22nd - 115.7 points - LFN

23rd - 88.2 points - RottenAli

24th - 80.2 points - The Unknown Man

25th - 79.7 points - Tick Tock

26th - 33.4 points - Young Willz

 

 

[Rotten Ali 600]

Uschi took 25 sub points for the death of Harry Dean Stanton.

 

Tony Booth provided a 25 sub hits for The Unknown Man and the Dead Cow. (That's a 2nd hit thus 50 points.  Maryport got 35.1.  And Morbid Kid with 40 points on the 25th September.

 

Also on the same day Liz Dawn died and provided 20 basic points and 4 bonus points for Deathers.

 

Young Willz got a great hit on Hugh Hefner and got 35 basic points plus 14 bonus points. Again on the same day, 27th Sept Zusana Ruzickova gained 49 points for gcreptile. (35+14)

 

 

19th leader board was...

 

1st - 343.7 points - Death Impends

2nd - 336 points - RadGuy

3rd - 323.2 points - Drol

4th - 265.0 points Morbid Kid

5th - 258.8 points - msc

6th - 256.6 points - Maryport

7th -  248.3 points - gcreptile

8th - 244.4 points - The Dead Cow

9th - 231.8 points - Captain Chorizo

10th - 227.2 points - Pedro67

11th - 206.5 points - Prosperina.

12th - 179.9 points - Uschi

13th - 168.2 points - time

14th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon

15th - 145.9 points - Deathers

16th - 144.7 points - Jiroemon Kimura

17th - 141.1 points - I'm Not Hades

18th - 131.2 points - DDT

19th - 130.5 points - Toast

20th - 122.5 points - Book

21st - 119.3 points - Joey Russ

22nd - 115.7 points - LFN

23rd - 105.2 points - The Unknown Man

24th - 88.2 points - RottenAli

25th - 82.4 points - Young Willz

26th - 79.7 points - Tick Tock

[Rotten Ali 600]

Gord Downie played the drums so bonus points for many.

Rad Guy 30.8 plus 12.  Captain Chorizo 45.7 plus 18.

Jiroemon Kimura 35.6 plus 14.  The Unknown Man 35.5 plus 14.

msc 25.4 plus 10.   Maryport 40.3 plus 16.  Deathers 30.2 plus 12.  

Book 30.1 plus 12.  Morbid Kid 35 plus 14.

 

On the same day 17th October, Danielle Darrieux died.  This was a double day hit for Book.  She was down to score 20 points and depending on who died first, her or Gord Downie each death should affect the others score.  I don't know now who died first so will count it as a draw and not move the team members up or down but also I'll provide a special bonus of 20 points for the double hit.  So with the bonus of 8 points that's another 48.

 

On the 18th Nov, Malcolm Young died and provided 20 basic points plus 8 bonus points for I'mNotHades.

 

Final hit of the year looks to have been Rose Marie, on the 28th Dec. The Dead Cow pulls in 40.1 basic points plus 24 bonus points.  Death Impends adds 68 points and I add 32 points to my score.

 

the bonus hand out for not playing subs is this year one short rated at 10 bonus points for Billiogryphon, I'mNotHades and Maryport.  If two were blank then together they score 25 points to Jiroemon Kimura and Prosperina.

 

DDT wins a bonus few points for again playing an adventurous team - almost the same line up as last year's effort.  25 extra points on that basis.  

 

And as Book was the 13th finisher, an extra 50 points are added.

 

Well done Death Impends. Left it till three days and the last hit of the year to re-pass RadGuy.

 

 

20th and final leader board for 2017 was...

 

1st - 411.7 points - Death Impends

2nd - 378.8 points - RadGuy

3rd - 323.2 points - Drol

4th - 322.9 points - Maryport

5th - 314.0 points  - Morbid Kid

6th - 308.5 points - The Dead Cow

7th - 295.5 points - Captain Chorizo

8th - 294.2 points - msc

Position 8 & 1/2 -  262.6 points - Book

9th - 248.3 points - gcreptile

10th - 231.5 points - Prosperina

11th - 227.2 points - Pedro67

12th - 219.3 points - Jiroemon Kimura

 

14th - 188.1 points - Deathers

15th - 179.9 points - Uschi

16th - 179.1 points - I'mNotHades 

17th - 176.9 points - Bibliogryphon

18th - 168.2 points - time

19th - 156.2 points - DDT

20th - 154.5 points - The Unknown Man

21st - 130.5 points - Toast

22nd - 120.2 points - RottenAli

23rd - 119.3 points - Joey Russ

24th - 115.7 points - LFN

25th - 82.4 points - Young Willz

26th - 79.7 points - Tick Tock

[Toast 16,129]

A rubbish performance from my people after a very promising start.

Congratulations to DI!

[YoungWillz 21,026]

Second last again.

[msc 18,437]

Well done Death Impends, that Hollywood Squares bonus is far more pivotal than I'd realised!

 

As for my lot, storming first quarter, then ran out of steam entirely. Top 8 is nice given usual spot in the bottom 4 though.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Well done to Death Impends, one of the all time deadpooling greats. I’ll admit, I do feel a little bad for RadGuy for losing his lead in the last 3 days, but it happens. 

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

So, as defending champion I did okay (0.3 pt off the podium) though I was kicking myself over the inclusion of the generally useless Martin Peters.

 

Harder calls this year given the uncertainty of the order - though I'm hopeful of more than seven hits this year

[gcreptile 10,964]

Congratulations Death Impends! Indeed your patience with Rose Marie paid off.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Oh aye - out of order of me to blab on about fourth place and ignore the estimable achievements of DI who took us all from behind in the final furlong, or summat

 

Awesome performance of nerve holding and consummate dead pooling skill.

[time 8,592]

Well done Death Impends, and to everyone else who finished above me!

Thanks RA for doing the thing.

[Death Impends 7,956]

Holy crap! Never thought I would actually win this thing with my usual strategy. Makes up for the fact my 2018 team is basically DOA in terms of winning chances.

[msc 18,437]

2 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

Holy crap! Never thought I would actually win this thing with my usual strategy. Makes up for the fact my 2018 team is basically DOA in terms of winning chances.

 

Never say never in a deadpool with multiple bonuses! A well deserved win.

 

Although, I guess this makes up for my ninjaing you in the 2015 Deathrace, which now means RadGuy will ninja me in something in the future, and so the circle of deadpool continues...

[Death Impends 7,956]

Best part: That's at least one pool I couldn't have won without the help of June Foray

 

(the Poker Pool is looking likely to be the same, but it's not going to be final for another week...)