maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 28, 2005 Presumably the mods resolve not to let the domain name registration slip. How about the rest of us? I resolve to stop going easy on Richard O' Sullivan, to write a book that sells shitloads, to stay fit and not to let the hours online interfere with getting plenty sex. I would also like to work for world peace but I'll wait to see how many endangered world leaders appear on the 2006 DL before committing in that direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cup of Tea 3 Posted December 29, 2005 Not to be chatted up by a man who is giving up online time to get plenty sex And not to lose at poker. Or not to play it ever again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 29, 2005 I suppose I could try to be nicer to people... But then again there's nothing in it for me. I shant bother this year mainly due to the fact that I have forgotten the resolution that I set myself last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 29, 2005 I resolved long ago not to make anymore resolutions and it worked out pretty well for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 29, 2005 Not to be chatted up by a man who is giving up online time to get plenty sex. What makes you think I'm male? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cup of Tea 3 Posted December 29, 2005 Not to be chatted up by a man who is giving up online time to get plenty sex. What makes you think I'm male? what makes you think im talking about you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 29, 2005 I drew the short straw in this years Malton Gentleman's Club Christmas Absinthe Appreciation... Sometime this January I have to have a cherry brandy enema. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted December 29, 2005 I drew the short straw in this years Malton Gentleman's Club Christmas Absinthe Appreciation... Sometime this January I have to have a cherry brandy enema. (picks jaw up from floor) Whoa...atleast you don't have to drink the brandy once it's been expelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 29, 2005 No the person who drew the really, really short straw has to do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 29, 2005 No the person who drew the really, really short straw has to do that. Damn those initiations! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 29, 2005 I drew the short straw in this years Malton Gentleman's Club Christmas Absinthe Appreciation... Sometime this January I have to have a cherry brandy enema. Meaning you still have a few days to find someone gullible enough to be conned into taking your place. Why not consult the mods and see if you can get the e-mail address of a Richard O Sullivan fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 29, 2005 I resolve to remain my cheerful friendly self throwin only the occasional daily zinger at those who I ......oh hell I can't make such a resolution knowing its a lie.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 29, 2005 To not turn into my mother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted December 29, 2005 Drink less and exercise more. *I doubt that I will be successful at keeping them * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 29, 2005 Drink less and exercise more. Mine is the exact opposite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 31, 2005 To not turn into my mother To not turn into handrejkas mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 31, 2005 1. To wear my days of the week socks in the wrong order. 2. To eat more spinache 3. To stop collecting boxes from supermarkets 4. To throw something away every week 5. To plant at least one tree 6. To have less stuff (which probably relates to 4) 7. To get a life (which probably means spending less time here) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 2, 2009 1. To wear my days of the week socks in the wrong order.2. To eat more spinache 3. To stop collecting boxes from supermarkets 4. To throw something away every week 5. To plant at least one tree 6. To have less stuff (which probably relates to 4) 7. To get a life (which probably means spending less time here) Have just found these - failed on 3,4,6 and 7. Anybody made any this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 2, 2009 Yep, I make the same one every year. My yearly resolution is not to make any other resolutions. It never fails. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 6, 2016 It doesn't really count as being a New Year's resolution as I quit smoking at the beginning of December. I just thought I'd mention it. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 6, 2016 It doesn't really count as being a New Year's resolution as I quit smoking at the beginning of December. I just thought I'd mention it. Well done sir, although I have to say I've no intention of giving up on sucking a fag. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 6, 2016 I broke all my resolutions today so I can get on with enjoying my life. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 6, 2016 I don't know if there is a resolution and that's why it can happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 7, 2016 This bint should have a few... (Yep, taken on hogmanay) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 7, 2016 It doesn't really count as being a New Year's resolution as I quit smoking at the beginning of December. I just thought I'd mention it. Well done sir, although I have to say I've no intention of giving up on sucking a fag. I had been meaning to quit for a while now, ever since they hiked the taxes and they went up again at the beginning of the year. Now the cigarettes I used to smoke are $7.54 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
