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Presumably the mods resolve not to let the domain name registration slip. How about the rest of us?

 

I resolve to stop going easy on Richard O' Sullivan, to write a book that sells shitloads, to stay fit and not to let the hours online interfere with getting plenty sex.

 

I would also like to work for world peace but I'll wait to see how many endangered world leaders appear on the 2006 DL before committing in that direction.

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Not to be chatted up by a man who is giving up online time to get plenty sex

 

And not to lose at poker. Or not to play it ever again.

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I suppose I could try to be nicer to people...

 

But then again there's nothing in it for me. :unsure:

 

I shant bother this year mainly due to the fact that I have forgotten the resolution that I set myself last year.

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I resolved long ago not to make anymore resolutions and it worked out pretty well for me.

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Not to be chatted up by a man who is giving up online time to get plenty sex.

 

What makes you think I'm male?

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Not to be chatted up by a man who is giving up online time to get plenty sex.

 

What makes you think I'm male?

what makes you think im talking about you?

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I drew the short straw in this years Malton Gentleman's Club Christmas Absinthe Appreciation... Sometime this January I have to have a cherry brandy enema.

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I drew the short straw in this years Malton Gentleman's Club Christmas Absinthe Appreciation... Sometime this January I have to have a cherry brandy enema.

(picks jaw up from floor) Whoa...atleast you don't have to drink the brandy once it's been expelled.

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I drew the short straw in this years Malton Gentleman's Club Christmas Absinthe Appreciation... Sometime this January I have to have a cherry brandy enema.

 

Meaning you still have a few days to find someone gullible enough to be conned into taking your place. Why not consult the mods and see if you can get the e-mail address of a Richard O Sullivan fan.

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I resolve to remain my cheerful friendly self throwin only the occasional daily zinger at those who I ......oh hell I can't make such a resolution knowing its a lie....

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Drink less and exercise more.

 

*I doubt that I will be successful at keeping them :ph34r: *

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1. To wear my days of the week socks in the wrong order.

2. To eat more spinache

3. To stop collecting boxes from supermarkets

4. To throw something away every week

5. To plant at least one tree

6. To have less stuff (which probably relates to 4)

7. To get a life (which probably means spending less time here)

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1. To wear my days of the week socks in the wrong order.

2. To eat more spinache

3. To stop collecting boxes from supermarkets

4. To throw something away every week

5. To plant at least one tree

6. To have less stuff (which probably relates to 4)

7. To get a life (which probably means spending less time here)

Have just found these - failed on 3,4,6 and 7. Anybody made any this year?

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Yep, I make the same one every year.

My yearly resolution is not to make any other resolutions.

It never fails.

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It doesn't really count as being a New Year's resolution as I quit smoking at the beginning of December. I just thought I'd mention it. :)

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It doesn't really count as being a New Year's resolution as I quit smoking at the beginning of December. I just thought I'd mention it. :)

Well done sir, although I have to say I've no intention of giving up on sucking a fag. saythat.gif

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I broke all my resolutions today so I can get on with enjoying my life.

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This bint should have a few...

 

 

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(Yep, taken on hogmanay)

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It doesn't really count as being a New Year's resolution as I quit smoking at the beginning of December. I just thought I'd mention it. :)

Well done sir, although I have to say I've no intention of giving up on sucking a fag. saythat.gif

 

 

I had been meaning to quit for a while now, ever since they hiked the taxes and they went up again at the beginning of the year. Now the cigarettes I used to smoke are $7.54

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