Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[bladan 293]

On 24/09/2019 at 06:20, runebomme said:

redrum

No shit Sherlock,,  The boy in the Shining keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty hotel

[runebomme 377]

17 minutes ago, bladan said:

No shit Sherlock,,  The boy in the Shining keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty hotel

 

 

He also talks to his finger Dr Watson

[drol 11,916]

On 02/12/2018 at 16:13, drol said:

My father in law is battling pneumonia. Not too serious, but after the stroke he suffered earlier it could be risky.

81 today! 

[bladan 293]

On 04/08/2019 at 22:36, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

The first teacher I ever fancied was Mrs Lee.

She was lovely.

Later on, when she left to have a baby ( no, if was NOT mine Deathers  ) she was replaced by Miss Douglas who was also rather nice.

Both were teachers of Drama.

I fucking hated Drama.

I remember a red-haired girl. During a lesson the teacher suddenly said to her: "Don't bother, I'm not any porn (sic!)". That was long ago

I'm testing mead. Good so far.

If I drop dead it's his fault who refused to support me and forced me to buy cheap booze instead of quality drinks

 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

What happened to this thread's tag line about 'where we come to fight with other members'...

@Wee Jum I looked up your 2019 Sunday Times article Best Places to Live in Scotland - not one mention of the Highlands, and they can bloody stuff anything below it.  So wherever you live (Dundee I guess bwa ha ha pfft) is Pyrrhic victory when anything north of Glencoe is eliminated.  
SirC

[drol 11,916]

On 26/04/2019 at 20:32, drol said:

My mother has been diagnosed with colorectal cancer and we won't seek treatment.

According to the doctor my mother has weeks to live.

[Toast 16,129]

I hope she will be comfortable for the time that remains, Drol.

[drol 11,916]

She is not aware of her surroundings and does not recognize anyone. It has been this way for over a year.

[Redrumours 860]

44 minutes ago, drol said:

She is not aware of her surroundings and does not recognize anyone. It has been this way for over a year.

That's so heartbreaking to hear. At this time of year.

[TQR 14,385]

I’m so sorry to hear it, drol. Shit way to start the year. As Toastie said, what’s important now is that she’s as comfortable as she can be. Take it easy.

[bladan 293]

That's sad news indeed! Good news is that Bladan isn't driving and he's back to the bottle!

[philheybrookbay 439]

Drol that's terrible. Fucking hate this time of year, bloody grim reaper goes into overdrive. 

 

Unless you're on the list of 50 names.

[Deathray 2,940]

On 30/07/2018 at 21:14, En Passant said:

Should get zorders back on a one day a week licence. Ok, maybe not.

 

To be honest with the state of the forum now I've come round to considering this a good idea (we should mail him to let him know so he deffo returns as well....

[DeathersPhoenix 9]

Seen as this site is full of celebrity junkies and TV potatoes with nothing better to do than watch endless old Doctor Who or vegetate in front of soap operas or The One Show (christ forbid)....

 

http://uktvchat.boards.net/

 

(No I don't want my old account back, I've literally come to very cheekily plug my own forum and then bugger off again as I'm taking a break from deadpooling; hope dispensation will be given for the obvious cheek given my longstanding tenure as a regular here. Oh and feel free to troll the fuck out of the board, anybodies welcome)

 

Oh and I'll kindly half-arsed update the HDP while I'm here.... 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

8 hours ago, DeathersPhoenix said:

Seen as this site is full of celebrity junkies and TV potatoes with nothing better to do than watch endless old Doctor Who or vegetate in front of soap operas or The One Show (christ forbid)....

 

http://uktvchat.boards.net/

 

(No I don't want my old account back, I've literally come to very cheekily plug my own forum and then bugger off again as I'm taking a break from deadpooling; hope dispensation will be given for the obvious cheek given my longstanding tenure as a regular here. Oh and feel free to troll the fuck out of the board, anybodies welcome)

 

Oh and I'll kindly half-arsed update the HDP while I'm here.... 

Fair play to you Deathers.

[drol 11,916]

On 02/01/2020 at 11:30, drol said:

According to the doctor my mother has weeks to live.

My mother suffered a serious stroke this morning and was left without pulse for two minutes before being resuscitated. Now back to the usual half-comatose state but stable according to the doctor. We decided not to hospitalize her as it would be futile care. Time is really running out.

[TheKing 18]

On 10/02/2020 at 12:08, drol said:

My mother suffered a serious stroke this morning and was left without pulse for two minutes before being resuscitated. Now back to the usual half-comatose state but stable according to the doctor. We decided not to hospitalize her as it would be futile care. Time is really running out.

She’s on my death list now 

[TheKing 18]

On 02/01/2020 at 03:30, drol said:

According to the doctor my mother has weeks to live.

She’s on my death list too. 
 

SCORE - 5 points 

[drol 11,916]

1 hour ago, TheKing said:

She’s on my death list too. 
 

SCORE - 5 points 

Mate... there's no way she can QO. 

[TQR 14,385]

5 hours ago, TheKing said:

She’s on my death list too. 
 

SCORE - 5 points 

You’re a cunt. 

[Deathray 2,940]

5 hours ago, TheKing said:

She’s on my death list too. 
 

SCORE - 5 points 

 

I'd strongly suggest you wait until you've been around a few years before you even attempt to make jokes like that...... and even then.....

[TheKing 18]

9 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

You’re a cunt. 

I called a feminist a cunt once - hahaha I love the word cunt. 

[TheKing 18]

8 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

I'd strongly suggest you wait until you've been around a few years before you even attempt to make jokes like that...... and even then.....

Isn’t that what we are doing on this site. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

8 minutes ago, TheKing said:

Isn’t that what we are doing on this site. 

It cant be Zorders, not funny mad enough.

Can't be Charon, not vicious enough.

Who are they?

[TheKing 18]

4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

It cant be Zorders, not funny mad enough.

Can't be Charon, not vicious enough.

Who are they?