Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,134]

Perhaps the natural Planet cycle of global warming would not be quite as acute if people stopped fucking breeding.

Yes, its as simple as that.

[Lard Bazaar 3,697]

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

[Lard Bazaar 3,697]

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

 

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

 

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

 

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

shoot your argument in the foot there.

[Scraggy Taters 289]

 

 

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

shoot your argument in the foot there.

 

And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

[Lard Bazaar 3,697]

 

 

 

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

shoot your argument in the foot there.

 

And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

 

Are you my ex-husband?

[Scraggy Taters 289]

 

 

 

 

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

shoot your argument in the foot there.

 

And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

 

Are you my ex-husband?

 

Um.. it depends on whether you have a vaginal prolapse like two rashers of smoked bacon and a hairy wart on the cleft of your perineum ?? (If your name isn't Amanda, then it's very unlikely L.B.)

[Lard Bazaar 3,697]

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

shoot your argument in the foot there.

 

And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

 

Are you my ex-husband?

 

Um.. it depends on whether you have a vaginal prolapse like two rashers of smoked bacon and a hairy wart on the cleft of your perineum ?? (If your name isn't Amanda, then it's very unlikely L.B.)

 

In the immortal words of Meatloaf, two outta three ain't bad.

[Scraggy Taters 289]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.

Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.

shoot your argument in the foot there.

 

And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

 

Are you my ex-husband?

 

Um.. it depends on whether you have a vaginal prolapse like two rashers of smoked bacon and a hairy wart on the cleft of your perineum ?? (If your name isn't Amanda, then it's very unlikely L.B.)

 

In the immortal words of Meatloaf, two outta three ain't bad.

 

Hi Amanda, hows your bacon rashers ?

[Scraggy Taters 289]

It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife.

[Lard Bazaar 3,697]

It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife.

It would indeed however I know this sadly cannot be - you appear at least mildly intelligent and have half a sense of humour, whereas my dullard of an ex husband is a thick twat with a stutter and a penchant for fucking old age pensioners.

[Deathray 2,933]

 

It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife.

It would indeed however I know this sadly cannot be - you appear at least mildly intelligent and have half a sense of humour, whereas my dullard of an ex husband is a thick twat with a stutter and a penchant for fucking old age pensioners.

 

 

Might be him, I heard he likes scraggy taters.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,134]

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

[Deathray 2,933]

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

 

I dispute that.

[charon 4,938]

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,134]

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

[Cat O'Falk 3,287]

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

 

[rockhopper penguin 2,264]

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

 

 

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,134]

Some of us, it would seem, are typing things into search engines that, perhaps, they really shouldn't be.

[Scraggy Taters 289]

 

 

It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife.

It would indeed however I know this sadly cannot be - you appear at least mildly intelligent and have half a sense of humour, whereas my dullard of an ex husband is a thick twat with a stutter and a penchant for fucking old age pensioners.

 

 

Might be him, I heard he likes scraggy taters.

 

Oh lordy ! *Swiftly heads over to the 'name change' thread....*

[Scraggy Taters 289]

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

 

 

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

 

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

[rockhopper penguin 2,264]

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

 

 

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

 

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

 

How could you have let her slip away?

[RadGuy 1,605]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

 

 

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

 

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

 

How could you have let her slip away?

 

You people need Jesus.

 

I don't even believe in Jesus.

 

But you people need Jesus.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

 

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

Man the fuck up

You w***er!

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

How could you have let her slip away?

You people need Jesus.

 

I don't even believe in Jesus.

 

But you people need Jesus.

Jesus made monkeys masterbate.