Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife.

It would indeed however I know this sadly cannot be - you appear at least mildly intelligent and have half a sense of humour, whereas my dullard of an ex husband is a thick twat with a stutter and a penchant for fucking old age pensioners.

 

Phew, as Keith Emersons wife said to the housemaid only last week, 'thanks for clearing that up'.

 

Thankfully I'm not a thick twat, I have no speech impediment and never boned any female over the age of 45. Anything older with excessive pubic hair for me is a turn-off.

But by the same token and I'll keep it brief (as this isn't a sexaholics anonymous meeting forum) I've never 'conquested' a female under the age of 18, despite losing my virginity when I was 17.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

Man the fuck up

You w***er!

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

How could you have let her slip away?

You people need Jesus.

 

I don't even believe in Jesus.

 

But you people need Jesus.

Jesus made monkeys masterbate.

 

Jesus who?

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

Man the fuck up

You w***er!

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

How could you have let her slip away?

You people need Jesus.

 

I don't even believe in Jesus.

 

But you people need Jesus.

Jesus made monkeys masterbate.

 

Until some pervy African caveman got bored with women and turned to monkey-lovin' instead.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

Man the fuck up

You w***er!

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

How could you have let her slip away?

You people need Jesus.

 

I don't even believe in Jesus.

 

But you people need Jesus.

Jesus made monkeys masterbate.

 

Jesus who?

 

Jesus.. wasn't he one of the Carpenters ? My mum had all their albums in the 1970s.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

Man the fuck up

You w***er!

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

How could you have let her slip away?

You people need Jesus.

 

I don't even believe in Jesus.

 

But you people need Jesus.

Jesus made monkeys masterbate.

 

Jesus who?

 

Jesus.. wasn't he one of the Carpenters ? My mum had all their albums in the 1970s.

 

Jesus Wozza Carpenter; I think you're right.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

 

Man the fuck up

 

You w***er!

 

 

A whole new perspective on internet porn.

 

Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

 

How could you have let her slip away?

 

Easy. Plenty of baby oil.

[Phantom 2,533]

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

There's always time to take up a hobby

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

There's always time to take up a hobby

 

Oh I have one, cars.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

Whereas I've taken up gardening.

Many a time have I tended to my overgrown bush in the garden, tool in hand, occassionally given it a good trim while the neighbours look on in amazement while I get a sweat on pushing the bulb into a dirty hole.

[Deathray 2,940]

Whereas I've taken up gardening.

Many a time have I tended to my overgrown bush in the garden, tool in hand, occassionally given it a good trim while the neighbours look on in amazement while I get a sweat on pushing the bulb into a dirty hole.

 

At least you can't be arrested for using a old fleshlight in your own garden.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

Whereas I've taken up gardening.

Many a time have I tended to my overgrown bush in the garden, tool in hand, occassionally given it a good trim while the neighbours look on in amazement while I get a sweat on pushing the bulb into a dirty hole.

 

At least you can't be arrested for using a old fleshlight in your own garden.

 

Indeed ! It does help as I do most of my bush-trimming at night while next doors ginger pussy makes weird noises amongst my foliage.

[YoungWillz 21,050]

I'm a bit dizzy from a few pints from my pal's engagement party.

 

Forgive me if I do a little catching up, although nobody of DDP worthiness has died in the several hours I've been out.

 

Sadly, I remain single...happily, I remain single...

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

I'm a bit dizzy from a few pints from my pal's engagement party.

 

Forgive me if I do a little catching up, although nobody of DDP worthiness has died in the several hours I've been out.

 

Sadly, I remain single...happily, I remain single...

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

I'm a bit dizzy from a few pints from my pal's engagement party.

 

Forgive me if I do a little catching up, although nobody of DDP worthiness has died in the several hours I've been out.

 

Sadly, I remain single...happily, I remain single...

 

No kiss, but you can certainly see me undercrackers while I have me monthly 'back,sack 'n' crack' treatment !

 

 

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

 

 

I'm a bit dizzy from a few pints from my pal's engagement party.

 

Forgive me if I do a little catching up, although nobody of DDP worthiness has died in the several hours I've been out.

 

Sadly, I remain single...happily, I remain single...

 

No kiss, but you can certainly see me undercrackers while I have me monthly 'back,sack 'n' crack' treatment !

 

 

 

Nah, sorry Scraggy but me and YoungWillz YoungWillz and I (Hi Toastie ) are into ears and you haven't got any.

[YoungWillz 21,050]

Ears and the anagrams thereof for me, Cat!

[Scraggy Taters 290]

I have found me some ears !

 

Feast yer mince pies on these beauties...

 

 

 

 

Now I require an arse... *bites lip*

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I have found me some ears !

 

Feast yer mince pies on these beauties...

 

 

 

 

Now I require an arse... *bites lip*

You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum.

Hmmmmmm

[Deathray 2,940]

 

I have found me some ears !

 

Feast yer mince pies on these beauties...

 

 

 

 

Now I require an arse... *bites lip*

You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum.

Hmmmmmm

 

 

The one who ran off in a huff the other week other absolutely fucking nothing?

[Scraggy Taters 290]

Shaggy Taters says..

 

"It wasn't me".

 

You got the wrong chap.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

 

I have found me some ears !

 

Feast yer mince pies on these beauties...

 

 

 

 

Now I require an arse... *bites lip*

You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum.

Hmmmmmm

 

 

The one who ran off in a huff the other week other absolutely fucking nothing?

 

No, somebody way before your time on here.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

 

I have found me some ears !

 

Feast yer mince pies on these beauties...

 

 

 

 

Now I require an arse... *bites lip*

 

You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum.

Hmmmmmm

The one who ran off in a huff the other week other absolutely fucking nothing?

No, somebody way before your time on here.

whom.

[Phantom 2,533]

It seems that new user KilliersElf aka Dr. Zorders is off his meds, or drunk, or both.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

It seems that new user KilliersElf aka Dr. Zorders is off his meds, or drunk, or both.

How many more times are you gonna drop lame insults at me in posts while continuing to refuse to read my posts in reply?

You complete coward and pussy.

 

Your idea of declaring "victory" is using a block button to artificially stop the other person from being able to reach you, and then continuing on with a one-sided "argument"? So erm, who are you to comment on anyone else's mental state when that's your idea of showing what a big fearless badass you are.

 

I appeal to the mods to punish this fucktard for continuing making lame references to me and my mum etc. etc. while he has me on block and is refusing to read replies to his BS. I am happy to read his BS cos I can actually take it, unlike him, the ridiculous shrieking hypocrite who's making jokes about me supposedly being "beaten up" one second but then when I make a retort (usually a better one) he's all "HOW DARE YOU. YOU ARE VILE" lol.

 

The current situation is one-sided, much like the sex-slavery of his beloved ISIS I guess. People who get "nasty" should expect nasty in return, do not let this freak use a block button to get away with making references to me while refusing to read stuff back in his direction like the pussy he is.

 

BTW how's the war against Jupiterism going?

[charon 4,943]

 

 

Haud the camel Abdul , you created an alias to get around being blocked ?