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Have a go with this one...

 

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I'll kick it off with:

 

Sven: I am thinking if it is a boy, you should call it "Sven"

 

Victoria: Yeah!, Like the number on David's shirt!

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Have a go with this one...

 

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Sven: Sooo, lemme get this straight. If I can stick that soccer ball (football...sorry) up my arse...then I can sleep with your wife?

 

Gimme the ball...

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I can't think of a Caption, I just love the way the girl is pretending to take her shoe off to get a good stare up Beckham's gown.

Then look as Sven's reflex - he moves his left hand as to cover his private area. I don't really think she's interested in you Sven...

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"Well Sven if Condi Rice was lying at your feet I'd squish her head like this."

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Sven's Morrisy impression went down like a lead balloon.

 

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( ps, Godot and Windsor - :party: - excellent comparisons between HRH and Tubbs!! Laughed loads, thank you!)

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Like this......

 

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Tubbs in Royston Vasey and the Queen?

 

 

 

"We must find Charles a new no-tail. This new one is not local"

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What is that I hear? My husband is ready for his bubble bath?

 

Now everybody don't the thought of that just make you wanna... :party:

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Members of the Upper House give Baroness Thatcher a subtle hint.

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While their Honorary President prepared to deliver her speech, most members prefered the pub to today's session of the Annual Congres of the Guild of British Jokers.

 

regards,

Hein

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"see, deary, the wind shifted and your face DID freeze that way!"

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'The Baroness chuckled to herself as she floated another air biscuit.'

:unsure::o

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Fun with dementia:

 

"Denis....dead? Pull the other leg...I'd remember something like that. Nice try, I saw Denis just this morning. Now are you going to start this roller coaster or am I going to have to drink another cup of tea and watch the doggies go down to the grocery store and harass the vagrant on the corner until my shoes are just tight enough to change my nappy?"

 

Love that dementia.

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[german accent]Ah yes!! Zere is no caption for zis picture! It is ze very subtle english humour, just like Monty Pyson! Oh yes! Zese people are so completely bloody stupid zey haff gone into ze sauna viss zeir clothes on! Ha, Ha! And a Football! How terribly vitty! I am so pleased I understand zis i sink.[/german accent]

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Have a go with this one...

 

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I'll kick it off with:

 

Sven: I am thinking if it is a boy, you should call it "Sven"

 

Victoria: Yeah!, Like the number on David's shirt!

 

Victoria: 'Better not talk too much; one of us might be a plant from the News of the World'

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rule 16 - never trust a fairy godmother who's name is bruce.

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Now that's plain nasty!! :lol::lol:

 

 

 

:o

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Now that's plain nasty!! :o:lol:

 

Yup!

 

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Now that's plain nasty!! :lol::lol:

 

Yup!

 

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:D:D:o:o:o

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My, my.... that's a large one.

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Does my bum look big in this?

 

George W...wiping his ass with the American flag since 2001.

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"Hey, this one looks like James Hewitt too!"

 

Baby: "Ha ha. I've got more hair than you."

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