VSBfromH 74 Posted April 3, 2006 Have a go with this one... I'll kick it off with: Sven: I am thinking if it is a boy, you should call it "Sven" Victoria: Yeah!, Like the number on David's shirt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted April 3, 2006 Have a go with this one... Sven: Sooo, lemme get this straight. If I can stick that soccer ball (football...sorry) up my arse...then I can sleep with your wife? Gimme the ball... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 3, 2006 I can't think of a Caption, I just love the way the girl is pretending to take her shoe off to get a good stare up Beckham's gown. Then look as Sven's reflex - he moves his left hand as to cover his private area. I don't really think she's interested in you Sven... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted April 3, 2006 "Well Sven if Condi Rice was lying at your feet I'd squish her head like this." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 3, 2006 Sven's Morrisy impression went down like a lead balloon. ( ps, Godot and Windsor - - excellent comparisons between HRH and Tubbs!! Laughed loads, thank you!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted April 3, 2006 Tubbs The Queen Like this...... Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Tubbs in Royston Vasey and the Queen? "We must find Charles a new no-tail. This new one is not local" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted April 4, 2006 What is that I hear? My husband is ready for his bubble bath? Now everybody don't the thought of that just make you wanna... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 5, 2006 Members of the Upper House give Baroness Thatcher a subtle hint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 5, 2006 While their Honorary President prepared to deliver her speech, most members prefered the pub to today's session of the Annual Congres of the Guild of British Jokers. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted April 5, 2006 "see, deary, the wind shifted and your face DID freeze that way!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted April 5, 2006 'The Baroness chuckled to herself as she floated another air biscuit.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 5, 2006 'The Baroness chuckled to herself as she floated another air biscuit.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted April 5, 2006 Fun with dementia: "Denis....dead? Pull the other leg...I'd remember something like that. Nice try, I saw Denis just this morning. Now are you going to start this roller coaster or am I going to have to drink another cup of tea and watch the doggies go down to the grocery store and harass the vagrant on the corner until my shoes are just tight enough to change my nappy?" Love that dementia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted April 5, 2006 [german accent]Ah yes!! Zere is no caption for zis picture! It is ze very subtle english humour, just like Monty Pyson! Oh yes! Zese people are so completely bloody stupid zey haff gone into ze sauna viss zeir clothes on! Ha, Ha! And a Football! How terribly vitty! I am so pleased I understand zis i sink.[/german accent] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
halleluyahjohntudor 5 Posted April 5, 2006 Have a go with this one... I'll kick it off with: Sven: I am thinking if it is a boy, you should call it "Sven" Victoria: Yeah!, Like the number on David's shirt! Victoria: 'Better not talk too much; one of us might be a plant from the News of the World' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted April 6, 2006 rule 16 - never trust a fairy godmother who's name is bruce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 8, 2006 Now that's plain nasty!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 8, 2006 Now that's plain nasty!! Yup! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 8, 2006 Now that's plain nasty!! Yup! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted April 9, 2006 Does my bum look big in this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 10, 2006 My, my.... that's a large one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted April 10, 2006 Does my bum look big in this? George W...wiping his ass with the American flag since 2001. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted April 10, 2006 "Hey, this one looks like James Hewitt too!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 10, 2006 "Hey, this one looks like James Hewitt too!" Baby: "Ha ha. I've got more hair than you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
