maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 4, 2015 A sickipedia steal,I'll confess, but even by their standards this one is dodgy: "Well, that's the cleanest vagina I've seen in a long time miss," said the gynaecologist. "I know," said the young woman, "My boyfriend has Downs Syndrome and we don't have a window in our bedroom." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 4, 2015 A sickipedia steal,I'll confess, but even by their standards this one is dodgy: "Well, that's the cleanest vagina I've seen in a long time miss," said the gynaecologist. "I know," said the young woman, "My boyfriend has Downs Syndrome and we don't have a window in our bedroom." Jesus fucking christ. Genuinely the first joke to make me wince since that abortion one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted October 4, 2015 A sickipedia steal,I'll confess, but even by their standards this one is dodgy: "Well, that's the cleanest vagina I've seen in a long time miss," said the gynaecologist. "I know," said the young woman, "My boyfriend has Downs Syndrome and we don't have a window in our bedroom." Jesus fucking christ. Genuinely the first joke to make me wince since that abortion one. I just scratched my head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted October 10, 2015 What's the eighth pillar of wisdom? Wear a fucking helmet when you're on a motorbike. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 13, 2015 What's the eighth pillar of wisdom? Wear a fucking helmet when you're on a motorbike. Heard a version of the same joke years ago where the punchline was "take the bus!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 13, 2015 which one are you Irish stu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 7, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 7, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 7, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours. The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf. Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 7, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours. The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf. Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 7, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours. The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf. Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". What would that girl be doing in a joke about Jimmy Savile anyway, she'd probably walk it through a few rounds of the X Factor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 7, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours. The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 8, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours.The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do. You have just outed yourself as the poster; can I have your permission to show your post? I would also need permission from Paul or Hein as well and then your question "wouldn't a simple that's not funny do" could be debated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 8, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours.The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do. You have just outed yourself as the poster; can I have your permission to show your post? I would also need permission from Paul or Hein as well and then your question "wouldn't a simple that's not funny do" could be debated.well you have my permission. If that's what you want Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 8, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours.The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do.You have just outed yourself as the poster; can I have your permission to show your post? I would also need permission from Paul or Hein as well and then your question "wouldn't a simple that's not funny do" could be debated.well you have my permission. If that's what you want By adding a proviso you have negated your permission. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 8, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours.The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do.You have just outed yourself as the poster; can I have your permission to show your post? I would also need permission from Paul or Hein as well and then your question "wouldn't a simple that's not funny do" could be debated.well you have my permission. If that's what you want By adding a proviso you have negated your permission.one that can easily be solved if you answer this question is that what you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 8, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours.The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do.You have just outed yourself as the poster; can I have your permission to show your post? I would also need permission from Paul or Hein as well and then your question "wouldn't a simple that's not funny do" could be debated.well you have my permission. If that's what you wantBy adding a proviso you have negated your permission.one that can easily be solved if you answer this question is that what you want. It's not about what I want. You are the one who asked the question 'why was my post deleted'. People can't answer that if they don't know what the post was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 8, 2015 It was deleted because an admin deemed it not suitable for the forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 8, 2015 Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap. with the 'joke' posted after yours.The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf.Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!! If she were referred to as a Mong or Mongol, I'm sure it would be removed, as would the case of the black girl if she were being called a N-word. Edit: Forgot to mention the last line after the two 'jokes' was "Some rascist (sic) jokes for you all". indeed we need consistency btw why did my post have to be deleted wouldn't a simple that's not funny do.You have just outed yourself as the poster; can I have your permission to show your post? I would also need permission from Paul or Hein as well and then your question "wouldn't a simple that's not funny do" could be debated.well you have my permission. If that's what you wantBy adding a proviso you have negated your permission.one that can easily be solved if you answer this question is that what you want. It's not about what I want. You are the one who asked the question 'why was my post deleted'. People can't answer that if they don't know what the post was. basically it was a couple of rascist jokes like what word would you not want to call a black person that Begins with n and ends with r. Neighbour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 8, 2015 STOP QUOTING LONG QUOTES YOU LAZY FUCKS!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted November 8, 2015 Does rascist rhyme with Fascist? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 8, 2015 Does rascist rhyme with Fascist? Nah, but it chimes with it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
