maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 14, 2007 Okay; show and tell time. Our forthcoming, all conquering championship season looks like this: August Sat 11 15:00 A Walsall FL1 Sat 18 15:00 H Oldham FL1 Sat 25 15:00 A Huddersfield FL1 September Sat 1 15:00 H Cheltenham FL1 Sat 8 15:00 H Tranmere FL1 Sat 15 15:00 A Swansea City FL1 Sat 22 15:00 H Bristol Rovers FL1 Sat 29 15:00 A Bournemouth FL1 October Tue 2 19:45 A Hartlepool FL1 Sat 6 15:00 H Millwall FL1 Sat 13 15:00 A Yeovil Town FL1 Sat 20 15:00 H Gillingham FL1 Sat 27 15:00 A Southend FL1 November Sat 3 15:00 H Leeds United FL1 Tue 6 19:45 A Luton Town FL1 Sat 17 15:00 H Nottm Forest FL1 Sat 24 15:00 A Brighton FL1 December Tue 4 19:45 H Swindon Town FL1 Sat 8 15:00 A Northampton FL1 Sat 15 15:00 H Leyton Orient FL1 Sat 22 15:00 H Swansea City FL1 Wed 26 15:00 A Tranmere FL1 Sat 29 15:00 A Bristol Rovers FL1 January Tue 1 19:45 H Hartlepool FL1 Sat 5 15:00 H Port Vale FL1 Sat 12 15:00 A Doncaster FL1 Sat 19 15:00 H Crewe FL1 Sat 26 15:00 A Cheltenham FL1 Tue 29 19:45 A Oldham FL1 February Sat 2 15:00 H Walsall FL1 Sat 9 15:00 A Port Vale FL1 Tue 12 19:45 H Huddersfield FL1 Sat 16 15:00 A Crewe FL1 Sat 23 15:00 H Doncaster FL1 March Sat 1 15:00 A Nottm Forest FL1 Sat 8 15:00 H Brighton FL1 Tue 11 19:45 H Luton Town FL1 Sat 15 15:00 A Swindon Town FL1 Sat 22 15:00 A Leyton Orient FL1 Mon 24 19:45 H Northampton FL1 Sat 29 15:00 A Gillingham FL1 April Sat 5 15:00 H Yeovil Town FL1 Sat 12 15:00 A Leeds United FL1 Sat 19 15:00 H Southend FL1 Sat 26 15:00 A Millwall FL1 May Sat 3 15:00 H Bournemouth FL1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 17, 2007 Millwall isn't exactly a hotbed of open mindedness but this is out of order IMHO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 17, 2007 (edited) Okay; show and tell time. Our forthcoming, all conquering championship season looks like this: August Sat 11 15:00 A Walsall FL1 Sat 18 15:00 H Oldham FL1 Sat 25 15:00 A Huddersfield FL1 [snip] Edited for brevity - H May Sat 3 15:00 H Bournemouth FL1 Surely a CHAMPIONSHIP season would involve playing teams from the championship? Such as, for instance say, the mighty Saints? Though I am already fairly depressed at the thought of another season in the doldrums facing the likes of Blackpool (!) and Scunthorpe (!!), to add Carlisle to that list would indeed be adding insult to injury. Edited June 18, 2007 by honez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 17, 2007 Right enough, I meant 'championship winning' season. Cos - obviously - we'll walk it to the League One title this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted June 17, 2007 carlisle are one of my least favourite teams. league 2 beckons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 18, 2007 Nowt logical in those two sentences Welshman. Loads of people hate Manchester United, hasn't brought about their relegation. What - exactly - did Carlisle United do to you to warrant the hatred? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 20, 2007 Scarborough FC are history, or at least in limbo until something approaching a new club is established. Already referenced on the Dead thread. But seven hours after I posted the above there is hope, of a sort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted June 23, 2007 Even though he's caused more than enough grief for the Reds I'm sad to see Thierry Henry, for me the best Premiership player of the last decade, leaving the league. Though I doubt that Jamie feels the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 23, 2007 Even though he's caused more than enough grief for the Reds I'm sad to see Thierry Henry, for me the best Premiership player of the last decade, leaving the league. Though I doubt that Jamie feels the same way. I think you have overlooked Chris Marsden, football genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted July 5, 2007 Just been doing a little research re. footy deaths. If you're thinking of a footballer to put down for an early death, think of maybe one of Colchester's FA Cup giantkillers instead of perhaps Ray Kennedy.... Well, judging by my DDP performances, my predictions can be hit & miss, but this one was eeringly, but sadly, bang on. Dave Simmons, scorer of one of those two goals vs Leeds in the FA Cup shock, has died of cancer. Simmons passes away. Simmons also got a BBC obit, so if this had been January, not July, it might've just be points all round.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 6, 2007 Just been doing a little research re. footy deaths. If you're thinking of a footballer to put down for an early death, think of maybe one of Colchester's FA Cup giantkillers instead of perhaps Ray Kennedy.... Well, judging by my DDP performances, my predictions can be hit & miss, but this one was eeringly, but sadly, bang on. Dave Simmons, scorer of one of those two goals vs Leeds in the FA Cup shock, has died of cancer. Simmons passes away. Simmons also got a BBC obit, so if this had been January, not July, it might've just be points all round.... Footballers will get obits, like those obscure Baseball players in the New York Times or something. Noted... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted July 16, 2007 Hitler was a Sheffield United fan!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 16, 2007 Streaker stops play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted July 19, 2007 has it ever been known that a team that has won the Title, been relegated the following season, (not including point deductions etc) ??? over to you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 19, 2007 has it ever been known that a team that has won the Title, been relegated the following season, (not including point deductions etc) ???over to you... I think both Stirling Albion and Partick Thistle ( otherwise known as Partick Thistle nil ) both got promoted to the Scottish Premier league and were relegated the following 3 seasons. Could be wrong, but I'm sure I'm right. They never won the Premier league though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 19, 2007 has it ever been known that a team that has won the Title, been relegated the following season, (not including point deductions etc) ???over to you... Manchester City in 1937/8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 19, 2007 Impressive. I enjoyed Adolf Hitlers reaction and I watched your video twice. His mood swing to 'Well that's it gentleman - I won't be renewing my season tickets' gave me a grin. Hitler was a Sheffield United fan!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 30, 2007 A very well done to Iraq for winning the Asian Cup. The whole nation has put the war on hold to celebrate their 1-0 victory over Saudi Arabia. It does look as if the good citizens of Baghdad have got a little carried away with their celebrations this evening "Police in Baghdad...reported at least seven deaths and more than 50 people wounded by stray bullets as revellers took to the streets in a wave of euphoria..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bald rick 9 Posted July 30, 2007 A very well done to Iraq for winning the Asian Cup. Now just wait for the Septics to claim that the glorious victory was all their doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted August 3, 2007 15 points deducted. 15 BLOODY POINTS DEDUCTED!!! Isn't it about time someone put a bounty on Ken Bates' head? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted August 4, 2007 Maryport - don't you think Rowan Alexander, supposed "ex" Gretna boss, should go on the DL after his antics today Turning up and claiming to be boss. Genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted August 5, 2007 15 points deducted. 15 BLOODY POINTS DEDUCTED!!! Isn't it about time someone put a bounty on Ken Bates' head? As an AFC Bournemouth fan, it could mean that we won't be bottom of the table until at least November 6, when you come to destroy the town centre again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 5, 2007 Millwall's Pre-Season was terrible. Drew with Motherwell, lost to Purfleet, beat Aldershot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted August 5, 2007 Well, after yesterday's thrashing of the mighty Inter Milan, I'm pretty happy with Villa's chances of qualifying for Europe this coming season. Despite 9 bodies leaving and only bringing 2 in so far, Messiah O' Neil seems to have got the boys firing and playing some lovely attacking stuff. Barry was a God yesterday, Young looks as though he's a prospect and Moore and Agbonlahor have the pace to turn a few defences ragged. Yep, the sleeping giant is awakening. Having said that, a couple of injuries would completely bollocks our season, so let's hope the Messiah starts splashing old Randy's billions soon and brings in a few to bolster the squad. Come on Villa! The future's claret and blue. Cheers, BHB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted August 5, 2007 Well, after yesterday's thrashing of the mighty Inter Milan... It was a friendly and as soon as MON is exposed for what he really is, the better... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
