Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 6, 2017 I get this all the time. Make up, kids books, all sorts of absolute shit. My friends, it seems, don't know me at all. If they did they would be trying to sell me alcohol and cake. 2 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted August 6, 2017 I have come to the conclusion that if one is to take part in a multi-level marketing scam, the only one worth doing is the one where one sells sex toys. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 25 minutes ago, CarolAnn said: I have come to the conclusion that if one is to take part in a multi-level marketing scam, the only one worth doing is the one where one sells sex toys. God, Id just LOVE to be a womans sex toy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 6, 2017 I hate it when users here they to have serious arguments with Robert Mugabe. He is troll why are they wasting their time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 6, 2017 8 hours ago, Handrejka said: Skin care cream and that sort of crap. Avon or Aloe Vera? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted August 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: I hate it when users here they to have serious arguments with Robert Mugabe. He is troll why are they wasting their time. Then why do you keep feeding him to make it stronger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 7, 2017 Thanks smokers! This shits me. Stop being mean to smokers, give them a hug, shake their hands and thank them for paying tons of extra tax and dying early. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 7, 2017 Troo. The marginalisation of smokers continues. Utter wankers in Power, and the cigar smoking doctors/specialists of the NHS can get take fuckity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Gunjaman5000 said: Thanks smokers! This shits me. Stop being mean to smokers, give them a hug, shake their hands and thank them for paying tons of extra tax and dying early. Im not convinced at those revenue figures. Probably a third of all ciggies smoked in the UK are from abroad ( Eastern Europe) mostly illegally bought in/sold. Typically, millions of Britons have swapped cigs for vaping. I was astonished at how few people smoked cigs at the hotel I was at a week ago, a few years ago loads would have, me included. Smoking conventional cigarettes is dying out here at a rapid rate and you can blame the high taxes levied on them over any health warnings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 7, 2017 Yip. Fucking awful lfn. My boss on and off for last 10 Yeats diagnosed with kidney/lung cancer last week. All teeth removed today in preparation for chemo. Told work mate to tell me all his baccy for sale at £6 a pouch. As opposed to £17/8. Not dodgy, not eastern European, just non duty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, charon said: Yip. Fucking awful lfn. My boss on and off for last 10 Yeats diagnosed with kidney/lung cancer last week. All teeth removed today in preparation for chemo. Told work mate to tell me all his baccy for sale at £6 a pouch. As opposed to £17/8. Not dodgy, not eastern European, just non duty. Winnah!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 11, 2017 So you order something from a shop, online or whatever. Then they try to deliver it but you are not at home. Do you actually fucking expect somebody along the road just to take it in on your behalf, like be a parcel depot or something just for you? Well you can fuck off. Tip. If you buy stuff ( like on ebay or summat ) don't buy from anybody that doesn't send by Parcel Force or click and collect at Argos. That way, if you are not home when they deliver you can pop down to the sorting office/store to collect it. If not, arrange BEFORE the bastards deliver to have somebody home or for somewhere for the delivery driver to drop off. As, in this case, he had to cart two big fuck off cases of wine back onto his van, what with him being a bit previous thinking id just let the fucking things clog my hall way for the day, week, month, who knows? Wankers. PS: No, I dont drink vinegar wine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted August 11, 2017 Did the delivery guy actually check your neighbour was in before asking you? Found one such delivery person a few weeks back trying to get our next door neighbour to take a parcel of ours. "Oh sorry, assumed you'd be out" he said. Hadn't knocked the door, tried the buzzer, anything like that. Aye, that's why I arranged the delivery time for when I'd be in, in the first place! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted August 20, 2017 Promoters and venues that advertise a tour but don't show the prices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted August 22, 2017 Just had an email from Miele. Apparently the EU is about to stop people from owning decent vacuum cleaners. Quote Last chance to buy a 1200W Vacuum before they drop to 900W In accordance with new EU Legislation, there will be changes to our vacuum cleaner range in September. The wattage of our PowerLine models will bereduced from 1200W to 900W, whilst our EcoLine models will see a reduction from 800W to 500W. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 23, 2017 ^^ doesn't mean shit toastie. Just says how much power you're using, and not really relevant to 'sookage' . The old old Hoover junior wid take the carpet up yet was only around 200 watts iirc. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 23, 2017 Life really is a genuine bollock kicker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Life really is a genuine bollock kicker. Wha gwan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted August 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Life really is a genuine bollock kicker. Be Greyworm! To be serious 'tho - very sorry to read yer nads are aching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted September 1, 2017 Another irritating American expression "panties in a bunch". Sooooo inferior to our own much snappier "knickers in a twist". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 1, 2017 They're fat cunts toastie, 'panties' sounds "thinner". Its autosuggestion or some shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 13, 2017 Just warming this up for LFN ..... Be along in a couple of hours.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, charon said: Just warming this up for LFN ..... Be along in a couple of hours.... You are quite cheerful considering your lot got stuffed. Why the fuck you decided to invade the pitch, we will never know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
