Godot 148 Posted July 1, 2009 Anyone have horrible thoughts on a glass coffin springing to their minds?? Looks like to family may have picked up some ideas from this thread.... Unconfirmed reports suggest Jackson's body may be placed in a glass coffin and be transported from Los Angeles to Neverland in a "fairytale carriage". Are they going to get Prince to come and wake him up then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 2, 2009 He talked like a homosexual. How the feck can you "speak like a homosexual". By talking in a highpitched voice like someone is pulling on your sack. Hmm... know a lot of GAY people and none of them speak like that The only person that springs to mind is Jimmy Somerville And Joe Pasquale. Yes.. but he's not actually gay... the point I was making to feckwit above is that you can't really "speak like a homosexual". All the gay people that immediately spring to mind e.g. Matt Lucas, Elton John, Peter Mandelson, Boy George, George Michael, Ruper Everett etc. don't have high pitched voices and speak like any other bloke! Elton John is gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted July 2, 2009 He talked like a homosexual. How the feck can you "speak like a homosexual". By talking in a highpitched voice like someone is pulling on your sack. Hmm... know a lot of GAY people and none of them speak like that The only person that springs to mind is Jimmy Somerville And Joe Pasquale. Yes.. but he's not actually gay... the point I was making to feckwit above is that you can't really "speak like a homosexual". All the gay people that immediately spring to mind e.g. Matt Lucas, Elton John, Peter Mandelson, Boy George, George Michael, Ruper Everett etc. don't have high pitched voices and speak like any other bloke! Elton John is gay? Please tell me you're being sarcastic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 2, 2009 He talked like a homosexual. How the feck can you "speak like a homosexual". By talking in a highpitched voice like someone is pulling on your sack. Hmm... know a lot of GAY people and none of them speak like that The only person that springs to mind is Jimmy Somerville And Joe Pasquale. Yes.. but he's not actually gay... the point I was making to feckwit above is that you can't really "speak like a homosexual". All the gay people that immediately spring to mind e.g. Matt Lucas, Elton John, Peter Mandelson, Boy George, George Michael, Ruper Everett etc. don't have high pitched voices and speak like any other bloke! Elton John is gay? Please tell me you're being sarcastic... Jimmy Somerville only sings in a squeaky voice. When you hear him speak he actually sounds quite butch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted July 2, 2009 feck sake! Can we get back to talking Jacko and related stuff? He's almost certain to top the charts this week with Man in the Mirror and his domination of the US album chart will be awesome this weekend. I'd say at long last Elvis has a serious challenger who can take him on every year as the biggest grossing dead 'un in the entertainment business. Neverland - despite its remote location - could easily out-perform Graceland as a tourist attraction and there's enough product out there to keep the cash flowing in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted July 2, 2009 I might need to throw out my television. All that was on the news last night was pictures of Michael Jackson, from when he was a child, to an old Asian woman with a rotting face. I actually had a nightmare about seeing the gloved one without his nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 2, 2009 Perhaps swine flu could be renamed Wacko Flu, in memory of MJ? What with swine flu targeting younger people..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 2, 2009 I actually had a nightmare about seeing the gloved one without his nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted July 3, 2009 That is a funny image. lol Jackson's funeral will of course be in L.A. on Tuesday. A huge circus act is going to take place the next day at the same area. I think M.J. would have liked that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 4, 2009 feck sake! Can we get back to talking Jacko and related stuff? He's almost certain to top the charts this week with Man in the Mirror and his domination of the US album chart will be awesome this weekend. I'd say at long last Elvis has a serious challenger who can take him on every year as the biggest grossing dead 'un in the entertainment business. Neverland - despite its remote location - could easily out-perform Graceland as a tourist attraction and there's enough product out there to keep the cash flowing in. Do you work for Sony? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 4, 2009 feck sake! Can we get back to talking Jacko and related stuff? Do you work for Sony? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted July 4, 2009 No I don't work for Sony. And Michael Jackson won't be singing for Hitler either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 4, 2009 No I don't work for Sony. And Michael Jackson won't be singing for Hitler either. That's given me an idea.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted July 5, 2009 Anyone know if he ever worked with Gene Wilder? Farrah did but her part ended up on the cutting room floor http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/obitua...4249655620.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted July 5, 2009 Anyone know if he ever worked with Gene Wilder? Farrah did but her part ended up on the cutting room floor http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/obitua...4249655620.html Oracle of Bacon says no. Wilder has a Michael Jackson number of 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted July 5, 2009 Anyone know if he ever worked with Gene Wilder? Farrah did but her part ended up on the cutting room floor http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/obitua...4249655620.html It's high time they installed rubbish bins in these cutting rooms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted July 5, 2009 It looks like the father of Michael Jacksons kids is a Dr. Klein. http://www.take40.com/news/16621/dr.-arnol...kson's-kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted July 5, 2009 History of another sort made by Jacko today, 14 singles in the top 40 and half the top ten of the album chart. Didn't make number one mind. As for that Dr Klein.......what a LFN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 11,050 Posted July 5, 2009 It looks like the father of Michael Jacksons kids is a Dr. Klein. http://www.take40.com/news/16621/dr.-arnol...kson's-kids Doubt it. Just another pathetic story made up by the gutter media (tabloids). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted July 5, 2009 Well it is pathetic that MJ spent millions of dollars to turn himself into a white woman. He wouldn't even use his own sperm to have his children with. He wanted to be a white woman who raised white kids. Pretty crazy, but his name is Wacko Jacko. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 5, 2009 Well it is pathetic that MJ spent millions of dollars to turn himself into a white woman. He wouldn't even use his own sperm to have his children with. He wanted to be a white woman who raised white kids. Pretty crazy, but his name is Wacko Jacko. lol I reckon, if you could have slotted the "N-word" word into that piece, we could have been thinking about dueling Bajos..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted July 5, 2009 Well it is pathetic that MJ spent millions of dollars to turn himself into a white woman. He wouldn't even use his own sperm to have his children with. He wanted to be a white woman who raised white kids. Pretty crazy, but his name is Wacko Jacko. lol I reckon, if you could have slotted the "N-word" word into that piece, we could have been thinking about dueling Bajos..... Naw I don't throw the n-word around. I'm just sizing up a worthless wacko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 6, 2009 I reckon, if you could have slotted the "N-word" word into that piece, we could have been thinking about dueling Bajos..... Ay carumba, LFN, dueling bajo sounds as if it'd be a very civilised Mexican showdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
