Star Crossed 33 Posted September 18, 2006 Arrrr! Ye all know I've been waitin' for this moment since the sun came over the yardarm yesterday morn. I've got itches in me britches an' it's the fault 'o' these land-lubbers who be callin' themselves the Moderaters. I say we let these bilge-rats rot in the brig. Ye can blow me down if ye think I'm spinning ye a yarn; we'll have 'em strapped over a barrel soon enough an' given fifty lashes with the kitten! I'll be leavin' it to ye now, me hearties. Got's to drop me anchor in Mrs. Star Crossed's lagoon, soon as I've finished this flagon of grog. Arrrr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted September 18, 2006 Arrrr! Ye all know I've been waitin' for this moment since the sun came over the yardarm yesterday morn. I've got itches in me britches an' it's the fault 'o' these land-lubbers who be callin' themselves the Moderaters. I say we let these bilge-rats rot in the brig. Ye can blow me down if ye think I'm spinning ye a yarn; we'll have 'em strapped over a barrel soon enough an' given fifty lashes with the kitten! I'll be leavin' it to ye now, me hearties. Got's to drop me anchor in Mrs. Star Crossed's lagoon, soon as I've finished this flagon of grog. Arrrr! Freak. You have the cheek to call others post whores.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 19, 2006 Ooo arrr, shiver me timbers me hearties Mad Dog Bonney Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! (didn't see the pirate thread .. please could a mod move this - ta) [Done - ff] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 19, 2006 Pieces of Eight Pieces of Eight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 32 Posted September 19, 2006 Q. What will good Pirates have for dinner tonight? A. Pizzas of eight. Farrrrk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted September 19, 2006 My pirate name is: Iron Bess Cash A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! AAARRRrrrrrr! ( If you want to know what I'm talking about, see the Pirate thread...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted September 19, 2006 Your pirate name is: Bloody Bess Read Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted September 19, 2006 Good thread Staaaargh Crossed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted September 19, 2006 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 19, 2006 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrh! harrrrrh harrrrrh harrrrrh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted September 19, 2006 Ooo arrr, shiver me timbers me hearties Mad Dog Bonney Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! (didn't see the pirate thread .. please could a mod move this - ta) [Done - ff] Bloody Harry Vane "You tend to blend into the background occoisionaly, but thats okay, because itsmuch easier to sneek up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!" That's me in a nutshell, and if you don't agree i'l slit yer scurvy gizzard Arrrrrrrrrrr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted September 19, 2006 Avast, belay, fifteen gadgees on a pirate's ches'....an' five bus' ribs, or summa'. Star Crossed; good to see you full of life and working for the good of the community after yer l'al spat wi't moderators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted September 19, 2006 Your pirate name is: Red Tom Rackham Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! R! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted September 19, 2006 Avast, belay, fifteen gadgees on a pirate's ches'....an' five bus' ribs, or summa'. Star Crossed; good to see you full of life and working for the good of the community after yer l'al spat wi't moderators. The sentiment's appreciated mpfc but, unfortunately, like so many of these landlubbers you've failed to grasp that it is the Moderaters with whom I have a problem (specifically their unworthy privileges), not the Moderators (Well, not many of them... yet). I don't know how many times I'm going to have to clarify this point. A salty old cumbrian sea-dog who spends as much time on the DL as you do, mpfc, must surely know the difference between the 3 ers and the many ors by now!? Arrr! Shiver me timbers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 19, 2006 My pirate name is: Calico Morgan Roberts Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,539 Posted September 19, 2006 just call me Mad Harry Rackham Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted September 19, 2006 Your pirate name is: Captain Prudentilla Rackham Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 19, 2006 Your pirate name is: Giles Blenkinsop You prefer a dry Martini to Rum, feel that standards in Gentlemens' haberdashery have declined somewhat over the last decade and spend your evenings oiling your favourite pipe-rack. You have pride in your shed and have written several strongly-worded letters to your local paper regarding spawning sites of newts. Are you sure that link is right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,539 Posted September 19, 2006 Your pirate name is: Giles Blenkinsop You prefer a dry Martini to Rum, feel that standards in Gentlemens' haberdashery have declined somewhat over the last decade and spend your evenings oiling your favourite pipe-rack. You have pride in your shed and have written several strongly-worded letters to your local paper regarding spawning sites of newts. Are you sure that link is right? A pirate with the name of Giles? Bwhahahahhaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted September 19, 2006 I'd think I'd got yer point Star Crossed, I was expressing satisfaction that you've decided to stay in spite of yer problems. Sorry but, as a long-timer meself I just take a perverse delight in gannin' the wrong route round spelling Moderators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted September 19, 2006 Here's a little pirate video game if anyone's still got the swashbuckling spirit coursing through them. Might take a few secs to load properly. http://www.notdoppler.com/pirates-and-treasure.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest McGinty's Goat Posted September 19, 2006 Ah bejabers top a de morning to yes all! Ah fook, dat's the wrong day I'm getting. Thought it was prats' day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted September 19, 2006 Shiver me timbers! My pirate name is: Calico Ethel Cash Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake [editor's note: **sigh!** ]. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted September 19, 2006 Giles Blenkinsop You prefer a dry Martini to Rum, feel that standards in Gentlemens' haberdashery have declined somewhat over the last decade and spend your evenings oiling your favourite pipe-rack. You have pride in your shed and have written several strongly-worded letters to your local paper regarding spawning sites of newts. Are you sure that link is right? A pirate with the name of Giles? Bwhahahahhaha Arrr! That be irony Phantom's employin' thar, or I'll be swabbing the deck by moonlight in me sister's bloomers. Arrr, 'n' this'll be saaarcasm, 'n' all! Anubis, the Jackal of the high seas, get yerself a flagon 'o' rum fer that gem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,122 Posted September 19, 2006 Mad Harry Rackham Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
