TAFKAG 70 Posted March 24, 2008 I know Macca had a few digs at his former colleagues (Too Many People, Three Legs ), but comparing your ex to Craig Bellamy is a low blow indeed. Maybe a covers album would be more suitable: I Can't Stand Up for Falling Down - Elvis Costello Nick Kershaw's Wooden It Be Good Footloose by dear old Kenny Loggins Lean on Me - Bill Withers XTC's Life Begins at the Hop and even the ZZ Top disco-boogie classic Leg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 25, 2008 I know Macca had a few digs at his former colleagues (Too Many People, Three Legs ), but comparing your ex to Craig Bellamy is a low blow indeed. Maybe a covers album would be more suitable: I Can't Stand Up for Falling Down - Elvis Costello Nick Kershaw's Wooden It Be Good Footloose by dear old Kenny Loggins Lean on Me - Bill Withers XTC's Life Begins at the Hop and even the ZZ Top disco-boogie classic Leg And maybe Norwegian Wood(This Bird has Flown )by Fretkillr too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 25, 2008 Here lies Heather Mills, and lies and lies. Today's top story is in The Sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted March 25, 2008 I know Macca had a few digs at his former colleagues (Too Many People, Three Legs ), but comparing your ex to Craig Bellamy is a low blow indeed. Maybe a covers album would be more suitable: I Can't Stand Up for Falling Down - Elvis Costello Nick Kershaw's Wooden It Be Good Footloose by dear old Kenny Loggins Lean on Me - Bill Withers XTC's Life Begins at the Hop and even the ZZ Top disco-boogie classic Leg And maybe Norwegian Wood(This Bird has Flown )by Fretkillr too. I'm still standing - Elton John No more keeping my feet on the ground - Coldplay Hangin' on a limb - Neil Young And particularly for some more than others... Falling in love (is hard on the knees) - Aerosmith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 25, 2008 I've always told myself that people missing arms and legs were the ones who got screwed in life (like that guy from Forest Gump ) but in this case it was a legendary musician who instead has been screwed by a legless because he never thought of signing an agreement which would have restricted an attempt for his money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 28, 2008 I've always told myself that people missing arms and legs were the ones who got screwed in life (like that guy from Forest Gump ) but in this case it was a legendary has been musician who instead has been screwed by a legless his pompous, deluded self because he never thought of signing an agreement which would have restricted an attempt for his money or of the fact that this 35 year old might have been interested in more than his 65 year old looks and questionable temperament!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 28, 2008 There's a Facebook group looking for 1 million people who think Heather is a 'money grabbing whore,' last time I checked it was heading rapidly for 70,000 members and gathering new members very quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted April 15, 2008 Heather's left boob is certainly looking weird! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 15, 2008 Heather's left boob is certainly looking weird! Ha, she's got just rid of one wrinkly old tit and now she's got another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 22, 2008 She's on Channel Four now. One hour of shameless ridicule of a woman clearly in the throes of borderline personality disorder with nary a hint of sympathy for the hapless subject of scorn and ridicule. Unmissable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted April 22, 2008 Unmissable! Aren't you missing it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 23, 2008 Nope, saw every hideous second of it, family viewing, even the cat was in the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted April 23, 2008 Nope, saw every hideous second of it, family viewing, even the cat was in the room. I watched about 10 minutes, that was all I could stand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted April 23, 2008 Nope, saw every hideous second of it, family viewing, even the cat was in the room. I watched about 10 minutes, that was all I could stand You can always try again tonight HCW, I see it's being repeated on C4 at 11.05 p.m., I may be too busy sticking red hot needles into my eyeballs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted May 16, 2008 Evil Heather's public enemy #1 while cuddly Paulie's loved by all, said A Poll, yesterday. Kerry Katona less loathed than Amy? Tax-dodging Swiss-lover Lewis Hamilton the second most popular?? Shorely shum mishtake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted September 21, 2008 Once bitten, um, twice bitten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest birth of a turnip Posted September 22, 2008 Then bitten again in the Bronx where she donated 1000 meatless barbeque meals to children to the children of Hunt's Point and no one knew who she was. People thought she might be a Spanish soap opera star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 22, 2008 Reported in the press today that she's the subject of a forthcoming Louis Theroux programme. A fairly soft target IMHO. Even Louis might opt for being sympathetic here, otherwise it's likely to be car crash television of the highest order. Or should that be motorcycle crash..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 22, 2008 Reported in the press today that she's the subject of a forthcoming Louis Theroux programme. A fairly soft target IMHO. Even Louis might opt for being sympathetic here, otherwise it's likely to be car crash television of the highest order. Or should that be motorcycle crash..... I quite like Theroux, not exactly Alan Wicker but there have been moments when he has pulled his guests, or should that be hosts, to pieces without them actually realising it. I think old peg leg is gonna regret it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 22, 2008 Fair point, but she's so delusional this is like setting a Bulldog on a mouse. To make her look an idiot all you need to do is point a camera and let her go. He could follow her for weeks and make it obvious she's a fruitcake. As someone at work said....'she's been unstable since she lost her leg.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 12, 2009 She claims to have started her work clearing the internet of lies about herself. Can anyone in the know comment on whether there is a grain of truth in her claim to have apologies or to be succeeding in this quest? So far as I'm aware the big hitters who made the claims she'd really like cleared - i.e. the News of the World and Channel Four who quoted a former friend confirming Heather was a prostitute and The Sun who led the way exposing the porn she'd appeared in in the eighties - stand by every word and picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted July 8, 2019 Bringing back Heather Mills to the discussion after a substantial gap. She's won a big pot of money for newspaper harassment and unlawful information gathering: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48906110 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted July 8, 2019 Christ, that period of time when she was public enemy #1 was bizarre. People really don't like anyone who fucks a Beatle, do they? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted July 8, 2019 46 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Bringing back Heather Mills to the discussion after a substantial gap. She's won a big pot of money for newspaper harassment and unlawful information gathering: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48906110 Well deserved - she must have been hopping mad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted July 8, 2019 50 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Bringing back Heather Mills to the discussion after a substantial gap. She's won a big pot of money for newspaper harassment and unlawful information gathering: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48906110 Glad she won the case - didn’t think she had a leg to stand on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
