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He once had diarrhea for two weeks and nearly died from poisoning, claims Grace:

 

http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabe-had-diarrhoea-for-2-weeks-after-being-poisoned-he-nearly-died-claims-wife-grace-20170910

 

It's unclear when it happened. Possibly more interesting is the information that Mugabe's regular trips to Singapore supposedly concern his eyes.

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On 12/09/2017 at 19:34, gcreptile said:

He once had diarrhea for two weeks and nearly died from poisoning, claims Grace:

 

http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabe-had-diarrhoea-for-2-weeks-after-being-poisoned-he-nearly-died-claims-wife-grace-20170910

 

It's unclear when it happened. Possibly more interesting is the information that Mugabe's regular trips to Singapore supposedly concern his eyes.

 

Should've gone to Specsavers, then

 

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So he was lying about his health in the 12th death of 2017 thread. God damn it...

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7 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

Fit and mentally sharp enough to finish a 22-minute speech at the UN in which he completely roasted Trump

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"We are not gays"

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8 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

On the other hand, he slept through the Donald's nuclear power speech, so there's that.

 

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Hey you try reaching his vintage and staying awake through an entire conference. Quite surprised he wasn't on the receiving end of one of Trump's insomniac tweets. Maybe he rues no longer being the leader everyone in the West hates

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5 hours ago, Africa7777 said:

My hero :wub:

Not surprising Bobby.

 

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5 hours ago, Africa7777 said:

My hero :wub:

Stop pleasuring yourself 

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39 minutes ago, deadsox said:

Not surprising Bobby. Morbid Kid.

 

 

FTFY

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On 27/09/2017 at 15:07, Life Is Beautiful said:

On the other hand, he slept through the Donald's nuclear power speech, so there's that.

 

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There are views expressed by some at the UN about corruption in Zimbabwe and the alleged appropriation of a lot of food resources by an elite minority in that country. I'm wondering if the two chubby chumps on the left as we look are - like - powerful evidence in support of this.

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Well, the day that the prophet predicted that Mugabe would be dead is only two days away. Granted, it'll probably be more disappointment, but he's old, so...

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On 15.10.2017 at 21:49, Joey Russ said:

Well, the day that the prophet predicted that Mugabe would be dead is only two days away. Granted, it'll probably be more disappointment, but he's old, so...

"God has changed his mind":

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-10-17-god-has-changed-his-mind-about-taking-mugabes-life-today-prophet/

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That God for you. Always letting the side down like that.

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Should be allowed to die in office, youth party say.


Why, they planning something?

 

 

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In other news, his wife is apparently set to be Zimbabwe's second female vice president. Well, something major from Mugabe happened today...

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Goodwill Ambassador

 

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Brilliant :D

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2 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

Goodwill Ambassador

 

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Yes,  not had much time to be on this forum of late with this extra job. 

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Its as if the heid bummers of the World Health Organisation had a meeting to decide on the next Goodwill Ambassador, but got whoored on cheap Cava and watched old Abbott and Costello vids instead.

 

WHOs on first? Answer - Robert Mugabe.

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