theoldlady 2,300 Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, well either that or anal rape What is it with photographs of Mugabe with inappropriately placed others just behind him? I think they are holding him up. Or Perhaps it is the rape thing you mentioned. Hard to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted April 17, 2017 What a load of tosh, nothing wrong with me. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 901 Posted May 11, 2017 Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe 'not asleep just resting his eyes' and 'cannot suffer bright lights'. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39881955?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook As for the breath cessation? Allergy for bullc**p of course. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted May 11, 2017 Ah all those burning farms have damaged his retinas. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionymoaning 5 Posted May 19, 2017 He must die this year. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilyForrester 81 Posted May 20, 2017 5 hours ago, onionymoaning said: He must die this year. Seriously. He's one of the few people on the list that deserves death. It's a shame Joost had to suffer years of degradation but Mugabe will probably get a painless death in his sleep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted May 21, 2017 On 5/19/2017 at 19:35, onionymoaning said: He must die this year. Typical Brexit voter I bet, uneducated and racist. I bet you blame Mugabe for your NHS failing too. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66 Posted June 2, 2017 I don't think Mr. Mugabe will pass in 2017. Although there has been much debate over presidential succession recently, Robert can still walk and attend foreign events. Not doing too bad right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted June 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, JeffreyTheSuperSnail said: I don't think Mr. Mugabe will pass in 2017. Although there has been much debate over presidential succession recently, Robert can still walk and attend foreign events. Not doing too bad right now. Well, he's certainly doing better than Trump at the moment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted June 2, 2017 40 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Well, he's certainly doing better than Trump at the moment. And Buhari Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted June 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: And Buhari I quite like that joke I made, one of personal favorites on the forum tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted June 2, 2017 Planning a speaking tour as a preparation for next year's elections: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/02/robert-mugabe-begins-zimbabwe-speaking-tour-aged-93 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted June 5, 2017 Now in New York for a summit about oceans, although ZImbabwe is a landlocked country: https://qz.com/998604/president-robert-mugabe-of-landlocked-zimbabwe-is-in-new-york-for-a-ocean-summit/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted June 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Now in New York for a summit about oceans, although ZImbabwe is a landlocked country: https://qz.com/998604/president-robert-mugabe-of-landlocked-zimbabwe-is-in-new-york-for-a-ocean-summit/ Maybe he wants to be buried at sea... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, YoungWillz said: Maybe he wants to be buried at sea... At last an idea of his I can agree with; not necessarily post-mortem mind. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 28, 2017 A Mugabe joke: A Robert Mugabe joke - Dead Pig Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Robert asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." 17 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted June 28, 2017 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: A Mugabe joke: A Robert Mugabe joke - Dead Pig Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Robert asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." Do not feed the trolls. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,945 Posted June 28, 2017 The abuse of emoticons could severely damage your brains. Be careful. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 901 Posted July 10, 2017 In Singapore, receiving unspecified medical treatment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted July 10, 2017 I'm guessing that is karma for misunderstanding/ignoring my post in the Julia Roberts thread. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, ObakeFilter said: In Singapore, receiving unspecified medical treatment. He's looking thinner every time we get new pics of him. Could it be last ditch cancer treatment? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted July 15, 2017 Grace Mugabe injured in accident. https://www.zimeye.net/grace-mugabe-injured-in-convoy-accident-biker-dies-on-spot/ Did she have the biker shot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 15, 2017 1 hour ago, YoungWillz said: Grace Mugabe injured in accident. https://www.zimeye.net/grace-mugabe-injured-in-convoy-accident-biker-dies-on-spot/ Did she have the biker shot? Nice try Robert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,300 Posted July 16, 2017 On 7/15/2017 at 16:35, YoungWillz said: Grace Mugabe injured in accident. https://www.zimeye.net/grace-mugabe-injured-in-convoy-accident-biker-dies-on-spot/ Did she have the biker shot? She is planning on taking over after her husband dies. They really need to get rid of her before that happens. The driver is a dead man Unfortunately. Either the Mugabe´s will have him killed or the opposition group for failing his mission. R.I.P. Whoever you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted July 16, 2017 34 minutes ago, theoldlady said: She is planning on taking over after her husband dies. They really need to get rid of her before that happens. The driver is a dead man Unfortunately. Either the Mugabe´s will have him killed or the opposition group for failing his missing. R.I.P. Whoever you are. She belongs in the kitchen, women have no rights in Africa. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
