Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted August 22, 2017 My face when I heard of the Court decision. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted September 12, 2017 He once had diarrhea for two weeks and nearly died from poisoning, claims Grace: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabe-had-diarrhoea-for-2-weeks-after-being-poisoned-he-nearly-died-claims-wife-grace-20170910 It's unclear when it happened. Possibly more interesting is the information that Mugabe's regular trips to Singapore supposedly concern his eyes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted September 13, 2017 On 12/09/2017 at 19:34, gcreptile said: He once had diarrhea for two weeks and nearly died from poisoning, claims Grace: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabe-had-diarrhoea-for-2-weeks-after-being-poisoned-he-nearly-died-claims-wife-grace-20170910 It's unclear when it happened. Possibly more interesting is the information that Mugabe's regular trips to Singapore supposedly concern his eyes. Should've gone to Specsavers, then 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted September 22, 2017 Robert Mugabe calles Donald Trump a "gold Goliath" at the United Nations, but otherwise sounds and looks far better than he has any right to do: http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-africa-41363933/zimbabwe-s-robert-mugabe-describes-donald-trump-as-a-gold-goliath 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted September 22, 2017 So he was lying about his health in the 12th death of 2017 thread. God damn it... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,296 Posted September 22, 2017 Darn! I was hoping he was dead! Maybe next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted September 27, 2017 Fit and mentally sharp enough to finish a 22-minute speech at the UN in which he completely roasted Trump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted September 27, 2017 On the other hand, he slept through the Donald's nuclear power speech, so there's that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted September 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said: Fit and mentally sharp enough to finish a 22-minute speech at the UN in which he completely roasted Trump "We are not gays" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 905 Posted September 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said: On the other hand, he slept through the Donald's nuclear power speech, so there's that. Hey you try reaching his vintage and staying awake through an entire conference. Quite surprised he wasn't on the receiving end of one of Trump's insomniac tweets. Maybe he rues no longer being the leader everyone in the West hates 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted October 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Africa7777 said: My hero Not surprising Bobby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 905 Posted October 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Africa7777 said: My hero Stop pleasuring yourself 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted October 7, 2017 39 minutes ago, deadsox said: Not surprising Bobby. Morbid Kid. FTFY 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted October 7, 2017 On 27/09/2017 at 15:07, Life Is Beautiful said: On the other hand, he slept through the Donald's nuclear power speech, so there's that. There are views expressed by some at the UN about corruption in Zimbabwe and the alleged appropriation of a lot of food resources by an elite minority in that country. I'm wondering if the two chubby chumps on the left as we look are - like - powerful evidence in support of this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 15, 2017 Well, the day that the prophet predicted that Mugabe would be dead is only two days away. Granted, it'll probably be more disappointment, but he's old, so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted October 17, 2017 On 15.10.2017 at 21:49, Joey Russ said: Well, the day that the prophet predicted that Mugabe would be dead is only two days away. Granted, it'll probably be more disappointment, but he's old, so... "God has changed his mind": https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-10-17-god-has-changed-his-mind-about-taking-mugabes-life-today-prophet/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted October 17, 2017 That God for you. Always letting the side down like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted October 17, 2017 Should be allowed to die in office, youth party say. Why, they planning something? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 17, 2017 In other news, his wife is apparently set to be Zimbabwe's second female vice president. Well, something major from Mugabe happened today... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted October 17, 2017 What a sorry ass country... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 20, 2017 Goodwill Ambassador Hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted October 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Grim Up North said: Goodwill Ambassador Hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa Yes, not had much time to be on this forum of late with this extra job. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 21, 2017 Its as if the heid bummers of the World Health Organisation had a meeting to decide on the next Goodwill Ambassador, but got whoored on cheap Cava and watched old Abbott and Costello vids instead. WHOs on first? Answer - Robert Mugabe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
