maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, charon said: Its as if the heid bummers of the World Health Organisation had a meeting to decide on the next Goodwill Ambassador, but got whoored on cheap Cava and watched old Abbott and Costello vids instead. WHOs on first? Answer - Robert Mugabe. It's working for me - actually laughed out loud listening to the news this morning and I feel so much better for that 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 21, 2017 Come on now. If anybody knows how to keep people alive its Mugabe. He tortures them till they are almost dead......then brings them back from the brink.......then tortures them till they are almost dead......then brin........ 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted October 21, 2017 God damn OTE internet in Greece. Could have sworn it said hes got a promotion at the UN. Good will ambassador it said. Oh wait. He’s on ANT1TV Not dead? Billocks..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted October 21, 2017 Mugabe looks shite in the latest photos.Top 10 next year ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted October 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Come on now. If anybody knows how to keep people alive its Mugabe. He tortures them till they are almost dead......then brings them back from the brink.......then tortures them till they are almost dead......then brin........ LFN do not ever leave this site. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 22, 2017 In other news the WHO is - apparently - re-considering that ambassadorial role for RM 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: In other news the WHO is - apparently - re-considering that ambassadorial role for RM And it's been cancelled outright. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919 May the disappointment be enough to kill him off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,577 Posted October 23, 2017 Maybe to make up for it we should appoint him as a Deathlist good will ambassador. Just like that other upstanding citizen Ronnie Biggs. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted October 31, 2017 Robert Mugabe receives an honorary doctorate in food security. Some are not amused: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabes-food-security-doctorate-is-a-thoroughly-ill-and-not-funny-joke-20171031 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 31, 2017 41 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Robert Mugabe receives an honorary doctorate in food security. Some are not amused: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabes-food-security-doctorate-is-a-thoroughly-ill-and-not-funny-joke-20171031 I'm hysterical - the Nobel Peace Prize is surely nailed on now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted October 31, 2017 His updates are becoming to sound less like news and more like SNL Weekend Update punchlines. "In other news, Bob Dylan just won the Nobel Prize in literature, which means that it's only a matter of time before Robert Mugabe receives an honorary doctorate...*record scratch*...in food security?!!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Dinnae do that, I read Breaking News and thought hoped he was DEAD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted November 6, 2017 What Zimbabwe political scene will look like when Bob dies: Grace might want to take over... her having a chance to is another matter. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 9, 2017 Hmm Assuming Grace takes over it's - surely - debateable how much worse things could actually get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted November 10, 2017 American woman released on bail after calling Mugabe "a sick man." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted November 10, 2017 Two months to live because of his advanced prostate cancer: http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/main/mugabe-two-months-live-prostate-cancer-takes-toll-sources/ But how reliable is the source? Nevertheless, I think Mugabe might make a fine Deathlist nr. 1 in case Kirk dies or the committee gets bored of him. Either Mugabe or John McCain. Edit: The paper does seem a bit anti-Mugabe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted November 10, 2017 Someone somewhere is tempted to start a Mugabe v Tsvangarai who goes first poll/sweepstake, but it ain't me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted November 10, 2017 3 hours ago, gcreptile said: Two months to live because of his advanced prostate cancer: http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/main/mugabe-two-months-live-prostate-cancer-takes-toll-sources/ But how reliable is the source? Nevertheless, I think Mugabe might make a fine Deathlist nr. 1 in case Kirk dies or the committee gets bored of him. Either Mugabe or John McCain. Edit: The paper does seem a bit anti-Mugabe... The article also has many grammar errors. I give it a 20% chance of being real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 11, 2017 15 hours ago, msc said: Someone somewhere is tempted to start a Mugabe v Tsvangarai who goes first poll/sweepstake, but it ain't me. If you believe most of what you read Mugabe might be in a position to influence that result and there's only one way he'd want it to go 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 11, 2017 17 hours ago, gcreptile said: Two months to live because of his advanced prostate cancer: http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/main/mugabe-two-months-live-prostate-cancer-takes-toll-sources/ But how reliable is the source? Nevertheless, I think Mugabe might make a fine Deathlist nr. 1 in case Kirk dies or the committee gets bored of him. Either Mugabe or John McCain. Edit: The paper does seem a bit anti-Mugabe... That is utter bollocks. His Witch Doctor has sacrificed half a dozen albinos and fed the old cunt huge amounts of Tiger semen. Mugabe will live to 200, at the very least! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted November 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Mugabe will live to 200, at the very least! Which is more than I can say for the poor sod who has to collect the tiger semen. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, msc said: Which is more than I can say for the poor sod who has to collect the tiger semen. Life is cheap in Zimbabwe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted November 11, 2017 14 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: The article also has many grammar errors. I give it a 20% chance of being real. All lies, I am good and well. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted November 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: All lies, I am good and well. How is your mate Tsvangirai Bob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
