CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 15, 2017 Just been confirmed that Grace Mugabe who was the anointed successor has fled the country Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That's you fucked. Once he is gone your act will go the way of Jimmy Savile and Bruce Forsyth impersonators. Maybe you can come back as Robert Mugabes ghost? No I will be reincarnated as hosni mubarak. The fact I'm more popular on here than you must really keep you up at night :-) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,156 Posted November 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: The fact I'm more popular on here than you must really keep you up at night :-) The fact that LFN is hung like an emaciated hamster means that it's not noticeable though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220 Posted November 15, 2017 17 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: No I will be reincarnated as hosni mubarak. The fact I'm more popular on here than you must really keep you up at night :-) Oh no, the only thing that keeps me up all night is V i a g r a Mind you, try having a piss when you have taken one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted November 15, 2017 44 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: No I will be reincarnated as hosni mubarak. The fact I'm more popular on here than you must really keep you up at night :-) Either way fella - you're likely to have no pressing engagements on March 24th, should you feel like attending a DLCon. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220 Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, maryportfuncity said: Either way fella - you're likely to have no pressing engagements on March 24th, should you feel like attending a DLCon. Will he still be alive by then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted November 15, 2017 So, it's - sort of - official Current events pass the BBC's identifying features test of a coup: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-41981388 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 15, 2017 Latest word is that Mr Mugabe will join his wife in exile within a few days. It's over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted November 15, 2017 Was this really expected? It seemed very sudden and swift. Just goes to show how weak and vulnerable Mugabe and his government were for all of these decades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastAway 488 Posted November 15, 2017 42 minutes ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: Was this really expected? It seemed very sudden and swift. Just goes to show how weak and vulnerable Mugabe and his government were for all of these decades. He kicked out the VP a week or so back, IIRC, and he's the guy who organised this whole thing. Odds on VP being the real power behind the throne, given how easily he got support for the coup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted November 15, 2017 It was a bloodless coup. All smothering!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 15, 2017 The coup was really against Grace Mugabe.Bob was finished anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 166 Posted November 15, 2017 Who is gonna die first? Him or King Michael? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted November 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Deadpool said: Who is gonna die first? Him or King Michael? It's doubious that the new president (backed by the army) would want to erode his legitimacy by allowing him to be killed. If his former vice-president is behind all this, I guess that he'd probaby let him go into exile (e.g. South Africa), or keep him under house arrest until his life ends naturally. (Since he's 93, he wouldn't have to wait for a long time.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Deadpool said: Who is gonna die first? Him or King Michael? King Michael is still likely to go within days or weeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted November 15, 2017 6 hours ago, CoffinLodger said: Latest word is that Mr Mugabe will join his wife in exile within a few days. It's over. They have their own place in Singapore - where he gets medical treatment, right? So maybe there or some African bolthole near home - either way; he's got a year or two of sitting on the porch and eating cake left in him IMHO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted November 15, 2017 51 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: They have their own place in Singapore - where he gets medical treatment, right? So maybe there or some African bolthole near home - either way; he's got a year or two of sitting on the porch and eating cake left in him IMHO. We should send him a DVD to while away the time, Guns at Batasi would do nicely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,117 Posted November 15, 2017 10 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: No I will be reincarnated as hosni mubarak. Only in a re-run. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 15, 2017 I've just realised that next Monday will be 10 years to the day since Robert Mugabes old nemesis Ian Smith died. He was also the 10th and last hit of the 2007 deathlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: They have their own place in Singapore - where he gets medical treatment, right? So maybe there or some African bolthole near home - either way; he's got a year or two of sitting on the porch and eating cake left in him IMHO. Yes, he'll probably reach a Hastings Bandaesque 95/96 before exiting stage left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted November 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: I've just realised that next Monday will be 10 years to the day since Robert Mugabes old nemesis Ian Smith died. He was also the 10th and last hit of the 2007 deathlist. Harold Bishop from Neighbours isn’t dead..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 376 Posted November 15, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: Harold Bishop from Neighbours isn’t dead..... Well he is on his second life remember when he 'died' in the 90's for 5 years when he got swept away in the water then coming back with amnesia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted November 15, 2017 22 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: Harold Bishop from Neighbours isn’t dead..... Indeed, I remember well that episode when Mugabe refused to throw Harold back the cricket ball which went into his garden. They have been sworn enemies ever since... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 16, 2017 Emmerson Mnangagwa (the vice president ousted last week by Mugabe) is to be sworn in as interim President tomorrow according to a twitter feed claiming to be the Zimbabwe govt official account and reported on CNN , so I assume it m ust be authentic.I suppose he'll just be a puppet of the military though Meanwhile Mugabe is said to be resisting all of this quite vociferously and has refused to make a resignation statement , so they might just have to announce he died suddenly of a heart attack or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted November 16, 2017 Anyone else remember when Joey Russy wanted this tread merged with the general African thread? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
