Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted November 19, 2017 Shouldn't have banned the unions Bob, you'd have been able to take them to a tribunal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted November 19, 2017 About to be impeached as President and succeeded by the new Zanu-PF leader, a Mr The Crocodile. He, too, sounds a delight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted November 19, 2017 Yeah, the great irony here is that things are about to get a lot worse for the average Zimbabwean, they're going from a basically decrepit Cold War-era African leader to an actual Military Strongman-type dictator. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastAway 488 Posted November 19, 2017 I'm not sure their economy can be fucked up any more than it is right now, so this might just be a case of 'there's nowhere to go but up' happening, to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted November 19, 2017 From a fossil to a crocodile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted November 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: Beat me to it. Not sure it would've counted if you'd have sacked him first....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted November 19, 2017 Given his history with the war of independence surely he's reality television gold as a last minute celebrity in Ant and Dec's jungle! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,386 Posted November 19, 2017 He's going to address the nation this evening. Would be spectacular if he popped his clogs mid-speech. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,024 Posted November 19, 2017 On the news addressing now. If he doesn't resign before Strictly starts, I'll catch up later... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 19, 2017 Bye bye Mugabe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,386 Posted November 19, 2017 Um... he hasn't resigned - his exit speech had no exit. He was given an ultimatum of resign by Monday midday or face impeachment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 19, 2017 He’s about to though. Jumping the gun a bit, I know. Call me a racist and what not, ya da ya da di... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted November 19, 2017 No resignation then...death by self-starvation it is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,386 Posted November 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: He’s about to though. Jumping the gun a bit, I know. Call me a racist and what not, ya da ya da di... Not quite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted November 19, 2017 I thought the reply at the bottom was a nice touch 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Thatcher said: Not quite. He’s really making it hard for himself then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted November 19, 2017 Bobby treating 'em like: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,914 Posted November 19, 2017 He will be impeached, that's all. He's harming himself, they offered him a quiet retirement but the dick refused. I'd like to see him dead by starvation, but that won't happen. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,386 Posted November 19, 2017 "So I walked up to that General and said yes of course I'll resign and go without a fuss". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted November 19, 2017 35 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: On the news addressing now. If he doesn't resign before Strictly starts, I'll catch up later... Can't believe Debbie is in the dance off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,024 Posted November 19, 2017 So he wants to die in office? Gone by Christmas then... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 19, 2017 Is it wrong for me to hope the military let the mob get him and tear him limb from limb? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, CoffinLodger said: Is it wrong for me to hope the military let the mob get him and tear him limb from limb? No he deserves it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
