Éricles Souza 32 Posted January 2, 2018 This man is old and tired, I do not know why he still wants to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted January 7, 2018 On 02/01/2018 at 21:51, Éricles Souza said: This man is old and tired, I do not know why he still wants to live. One of Spike Milligan's best off the cuff gags A friend of his was bemoaning the drecipit state of a parent and said "who wants to be 93" Spike said: "A man who's 92" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 9, 2018 On 15/11/2017 at 12:01, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Oh no, the only thing that keeps me up all night is V i a g r a Mind you, try having a piss when you have taken one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,886 Posted January 26, 2018 General who led the coup against Mugabe, Constantine Chiwenga, has been hospitalized yesterday after collpasing suddenly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted January 27, 2018 17 hours ago, drol said: General who led the coup against Mugabe, Constantine Chiwenga, has been hospitalized yesterday after collpasing suddenly. fake news 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted January 27, 2018 23 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: fake news The coup or the hospitalization? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted January 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, gcreptile said: The coup or the hospitalization? Fake news test: Has it been posted or shared on the President of the United States's twitter feed? Only get back to me when it has been posted, I can't stand fake news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,018 Posted February 8, 2018 @RobertMugabe Have some real satire: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66 Posted February 15, 2018 DEAD! Er, never mind. Mr. Tsvangirai has died, however. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-africa-43066175 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted February 15, 2018 Great breaking news. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted February 17, 2018 Mrs Mugabe's PhD. Might add a bit of stress to her hubby. But that is just hope. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43099361 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted February 18, 2018 13 hours ago, Bentrovato said: Mrs Mugabe's PhD. Might add a bit of stress to her hubby. But that is just hope. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43099361 May be co-incidental but the online link to the text of the infamous PhD is currently down. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Éricles Souza 32 Posted February 21, 2018 Happy 94th birthday, old bastard. Maybe you do a favor to the people of Zimbabwe and go and rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathHimself 2 Posted February 21, 2018 On 31/12/2004 at 14:14, Guest Denver said: THE SOONER THE BETTER! THE MAN'S AN ARSE! I almost spat out my tea at this 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Éricles Souza 32 Posted February 21, 2018 Zimbabwe's ex-president Robert Mugabe is reportedly not going to have his regular extravagant birthday celebrations this year despite the 21st of February being declared a public holiday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Éricles Souza 32 Posted February 22, 2018 Mugabe celebrates 94 years, and I ask: where is the cake of 94 kg? Yes, since he has a reputation for celebrating his birthdays in a very extravagant way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted February 24, 2018 On 2/18/2018 at 12:47, maryportfuncity said: May be co-incidental but the online link to the text of the infamous PhD is currently down. She is not worried, it is still worth more than a PhD from London Met. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalai Lama 10 Posted February 25, 2018 22 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: She is not worried, it is still worth more than a PhD from London Met. Go sleep Monkey. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted February 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Dalai Lama said: Go sleep Monkey. This alternative Tibeten persona is not funny Joey Russ, everyone knows it is you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalai Lama 10 Posted February 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: This alternative Tibeten persona is not funny Joey Russ, everyone knows it is you You are stupid monkey forever bitch. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted February 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dalai Lama said: You are stupid monkey forever bitch. Did you get a honorary degree from London met? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted February 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dalai Lama said: You are stupid monkey forever bitch. Ok, your starting to bring back memories of the Africa777 troll... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted February 26, 2018 23 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Ok, your starting to bring back memories of the Africa777 troll... Joey Russ, tell me something the whole forum is wondering, how do you balance your time as the most regular poster on deathlist, and also have time to post on stormfront and attend EDL meetings? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 26, 2018 23 hours ago, Dalai Lama said: You are stupid monkey forever bitch. Not the response I would have expected from the Dalai Lama. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Joey Russ, tell me something the whole forum is wondering, how do you balance your time as the most regular poster on deathlist, and also have time to post on stormfront and attend EDL meetings? Our big Death League meeting is tomorrow night Bobby Muggs. How are you feeling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
