runebomme 377 Posted February 23, 2019 On 22/02/2019 at 13:36, Putin said: He is bald now When ninety five years old you reach, look as good you will not 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 25, 2019 Looks like that subscription to Slimming World has done the old c*nt no harm at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomTomTelekom 3,728 Posted February 25, 2019 Only the good die young!....... Nothing has changed in Zimbabwe, as long as all these old militants are in charge, irrespective of which party they belong to, the people are enslaved.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted March 6, 2019 Why the fuck can't he die faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted March 7, 2019 I agree.He's wasting away.Based on that pic I firmly predict he will die this year ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted March 7, 2019 13 hours ago, CoffinLodger said: I agree.He's wasting away.Based on that pic I firmly predict he will die this year ! Could you be more specific, Round Three of the DL Cup starts in April! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy Corbyn 89 Posted March 8, 2019 It's starting to look like he's immortal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted March 12, 2019 On 08/03/2019 at 21:47, Jeremy Corbyn said: It's starting to look like he's immortal We're dead poolers - the whole point being we know nobody's immortal and the art is guessing when each of our choices prove that. He won't see 100. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted April 14, 2019 Time for another trip to Singapore: https://www.newzimbabwe.com/mugabe-health-woes-persist-ex-leader-to-spend-month-in-singapore/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted April 15, 2019 14 hours ago, gcreptile said: Time for another trip to Singapore: https://www.newzimbabwe.com/mugabe-health-woes-persist-ex-leader-to-spend-month-in-singapore/ His quest for immortality is causing a carbon footprint that'll take out a few other less financially fortunate people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dean1991 116 Posted April 17, 2019 On 12/03/2019 at 20:09, maryportfuncity said: We're dead poolers - the whole point being we know nobody's immortal and the art is guessing when each of our choices prove that. He won't see 100. I don't think he'll see the Summer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted April 19, 2019 On 25/02/2019 at 10:01, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Looks like that subscription to Slimming World has done the old c*nt no harm at all. Not a good sign for his health,the usually Dapper Looking Gent Mugabe is wearing an oversized suit. Possibly dropping weight so fast it's not worth retailoring every few weeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted April 19, 2019 It seems he can still stand on one leg though whilst he shines his shoe on the back of his trouser leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted April 19, 2019 Not going anywhere for a long time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted May 7, 2019 Apparently airlifted to Malaysia hospital, but I'm not sure of the veracity of the source: https://zwnews.com/mugabe-airlifted-to-malaysia-hospital-in-private-jet/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted May 7, 2019 4 hours ago, markb4 said: Apparently airlifted to Malaysia hospital, but I'm not sure of the veracity of the source: https://zwnews.com/mugabe-airlifted-to-malaysia-hospital-in-private-jet/ Is he expecting! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted May 17, 2019 He's been selling off his farm equipment: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-48225506 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted June 1, 2019 New photo of Bobby. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhys 64 Posted June 2, 2019 22 hours ago, drol said: New photo of Bobby. Looks like he's showing off his SportsDirect haul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted July 12, 2019 DIE, BASTARD, DIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 12, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 16:12, Rhys said: Looks like he's showing off his SportsDirect haul. No he’s pining for the old days when he could Fix It for his pals, especially if they fancied a large garden 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tower1 93 Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, drol said: DIE, BASTARD, DIE! Thats not how you jinx someone. You re suposed to say "live, good friend, live". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 13, 2019 16 hours ago, Tower1 said: Thats not how you jinx someone. You re suposed to say "live, good friend, live". Or you buy them shares in a Zimbabwean bank 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted July 23, 2019 VP Chiwenga is receiving treatment in China, but "recovering". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66 Posted July 26, 2019 I do not think he will go this year, but he has obviously gotten very frail and not taking proper care of himself, resigning himself to a wheelchair for photographs and not appearing to have shaved for a good bit. Maybe one to go in 2020. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
