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Shouldn't have banned the unions Bob, you'd have been able to take them to a tribunal.

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About to be impeached as President and succeeded by the new Zanu-PF leader, a Mr The Crocodile. He, too, sounds a delight. 

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Yeah, the great irony here is that things are about to get a lot worse for the average Zimbabwean, they're going from a basically decrepit Cold War-era African leader to an actual Military Strongman-type dictator.

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I'm not sure their economy can be fucked up any more than it is right now, so this might just be a case of 'there's nowhere to go but up' happening, to be honest.

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From a fossil to a crocodile?

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31 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

Beat me to it. 

Not sure it would've counted if you'd have sacked him first.......

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Given his history with the war of independence surely he's reality television gold as a last minute celebrity in Ant and Dec's jungle!

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On the news addressing now.

 

If he doesn't resign before Strictly starts, I'll catch up later...

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Bye bye Mugabe...

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Um... he hasn't resigned - his exit speech had no exit. He was given an ultimatum of resign by Monday midday or face impeachment. 

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He’s about to though. Jumping the gun a bit, I know. Call me a racist and what not, ya da ya da di...

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No resignation then...death by self-starvation it is

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2 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

He’s about to though. Jumping the gun a bit, I know. Call me a racist and what not, ya da ya da di...

Not quite.

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I thought the reply at the bottom was a nice touch

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2 minutes ago, Thatcher said:

He’s really making it hard for himself then...

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He will be impeached, that's all. He's harming himself, they offered him a quiet retirement but the dick refused. I'd like to see him dead by starvation, but that won't happen.

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"So I walked up to that General and said yes of course I'll resign and go without a fuss".DPBNspMW4AAs4le.jpg-large.jpeg.30126db54a699970c71eee9adf90df0b.jpeg

 

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35 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

On the news addressing now.

 

If he doesn't resign before Strictly starts, I'll catch up later...

Can't believe Debbie is in the dance off.

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So he wants to die in office?

 

Gone by Christmas then...

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Is it wrong for me to hope the military let the mob get him and  tear him limb from limb?

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Just now, CoffinLodger said:

Is it wrong for me to hope the military let the mob get him and  tear him limb from limb?

No he deserves it.

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