eejit 9 Posted January 4, 2006 Never mind all that. Is he likely to die soon or not? Frankly, that's all that matters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 4, 2006 I don't think so, he looks pretty healthy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted March 12, 2006 On television last night, in a new show, and he looked the very picture of health. He'll be okay for a good while yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest anon in NW Posted April 1, 2006 Just watched the (repeated) documentary on Michael Aspel's numerous conquests and resulting offspring. This is pure fantasy and clearly a fake, its also April 1st! Great fun, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrScorpio Posted April 1, 2006 ah but likew me you had to log on anf=d google it to make sure and ended up here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 2, 2006 thought it was a pile of rubbish, bbc are out of order to make a spoof out of something that is personnal to alot of people in britian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 2, 2006 Unfortunately, I never saw the documentary - I have very young children, and as soon as they go to sleep, I'm knackered and do the same! As neither of my children is into watching spoof documentaries, I'll have to wait a few years for them to ( hopefully ) become less demanding and then I can watch it myself. Â Children do become less semanding as they get older don't they??? Please say yes! Â ( Just an after-thought, why are some unregistered guests unable to use punctuation? They seem to be in such a hurry - too busy to use those awkward dots and things. Slow down people, take it easy, use punctuation.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 2, 2006 ah but likew me you had to log on anf=d google it to make sure and ended up here Hell yes, Me and my mum too here, That spoof was ace in our opinion and if your being silly about it you really need to calm down, get a life and for once laugh at your self, bbc 3 is meant for comedy if you havent realised with such shows as Two Pints of lager and a packet of crisps, you want documentary, go hiberate on bbc 4, we'll lock the door for you so you dont get scared at night of crimewatch  meanwhile if you want comedy, hoorah for you  -¦-JesterDS-¦- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 3, 2006 Hell yes, Me and my mum too here, That spoof was ace in our opinion and if your being silly about it you really need to calm down, get a life and for once laugh at your self, bbc 3 is meant for comedy if you havent realised with such shows as Two Pints of lager and a packet of crisps, you want documentary, go hiberate on bbc 4, we'll lock the door for you so you dont get scared at night of crimewatch  Hmmm. I refer to my last post in this thread, maybe some people just do not know how to use punctuation... or grammar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 3, 2006 Children do become less semanding as they get older don't they??? Â They do, but they also tend to leave their unholy mark upon one's typing skills Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 3, 2006  Children do become less semanding as they get older don't they???  They do, but they also tend to leave their unholy mark upon one's typing skills  Ooops! Would you believe that I'm also a fully qualified proofreader as well as an English graduate?? My, I'm so proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest makingthefilm.com Posted April 4, 2006 Guys, Â It was definitely a spoof. The acting - particularly by Shane and Michael - was competent, but a lot of the moments with 'hightened emotion' were not acted well enough to make it convincing. Â I was told it was real and believed it, but after a few minutes in I realised what was going on. Â It was quite well done though. Â Ghost Watch was a better spoof. Back in the day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 4, 2006 Children do become less semanding as they get older don't they??? Please say yes! I've been told that children, as they get older, get less demanding of your time, energy and attention, but more demanding of your financial resources. Â regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spud Posted January 31, 2007 dale winton is not married?shock horror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted January 31, 2007 dale winton is not married?shock horror. He's a "confirmed bachelor" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 31, 2007 Re Michael Aspel; Daily Mail interview yesterday made clear he's living with Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma and has refused some treatment. Pretty fatalistic, saying that the death of his son from cancer changed his attitude. He's afflicted but not in serious danger.............yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted January 31, 2007 Children do become less semanding as they get older don't they??? Please say yes! ( Just an after-thought, why are some unregistered guests unable to use punctuation? They seem to be in such a hurry - too busy to use those awkward dots and things. Slow down people, take it easy, use punctuation.) Ooops! Would you believe that I'm also a fully qualified proofreader as well as an English graduate?? My, I'm so proud. ??? ?? ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 1, 2007 There's something bordering surreal about discussing children getting less demanding on the Aspel thread. His son Greg - well into adulthood at the time - died of cancer of the sinuses after a series of horrific medical interventions that left his head devoid of some internal bits and pieces. Put it this way; towards the end if Greg Aspel had mis-timed heading a football he might have ended up with his face in a concave stylee. Â SOME kids, get less demanding, others give you nightmares you never imagined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted July 26, 2016 Any news on this chap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 26, 2016 Any news on this chap Looking good at Sandown Park Racecourse last week. http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/sandown-park-racecourse-overrun-pantomime-11647511 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 26, 2016 Â Any news on this chap Looking good at Sandown Park Racecourse last week. http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/sandown-park-racecourse-overrun-pantomime-11647511 Â Â Â Bloody hell, he looks really good for 83 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 26, 2016 Portrait in the attic? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2016 My old man's aunty went to Michael Aspel's wedding, fact fans. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted January 12, 2019 86 today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites