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12 minutes ago, alt obits guy said:

Andrea Gemma, former Bishop of Isernia-Venafro, has died.  He was 88.

 

https://www.riservato.net/morto-monsignor-gemma-era-lultimo-vescovo-esorcista-ditalia.html

(Itallian language obit)

Uber-dull day, Sir.

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These bastards are all gonna be sorely disappointed when there's nout on the other fucking side.

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^ A trilogy of Bishops! :D

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And a second trilogy of Bishops, bringing this week's death toll to 7:

 

 

Dante Bernini, Italian Roman Catholic prelate, Bishop of Velletri-Segni (1981–1982) and Albano (1982–1999), at age 97.

http://www.tusciaweb.eu/2019/09/morto-don-dante-bernini-vescovo-della-pace-della-nonviolenza/

 

John Francis Kinney, American Roman Catholic prelate, Bishop of Bismarck (1982–1995) and Saint Cloud (1995–2013), at age 82.

http://knsiradio.com/news/local-news/bishop-emeritus-john-kinney-has-died

 

John J. Snyder, American Roman Catholic prelate, Bishop of St. Augustine (1979–2000), at age 93.

https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20190927/bishop-john-j-snyder-retired-leader-of-diocese-of-st-augustine-dies-at-93

 

 

 

 

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23 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

 

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On 17/02/2019 at 19:43, DevonDeathTrip said:

Nicaraguan theologian, poet and Sandinista fanboy Fr.Ernesto Cardenal for your consideration.  Highly obitable I would have thought.

 

Yes. Cardenal so "gravely ill" he will travel to Mexico in early December. Another fucking fraudster.

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Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke (who would surely have been a porn start in another life) has died aged 79.

 

Claimed to have converted 75,000,000 to christianity.

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2 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Jack Van Impe, apocalyptic televangelist, dead at 88.

 

He's awaiting a DDP QO.

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On 19/01/2020 at 12:22, Ulitzer95 said:

Jack Van Impe, apocalyptic televangelist, dead at 88.


New York Times as big an obit as we get over here.  Hope springs eternal!

SC

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There's something true about the saying that irresistible boozers have a guardian angel.

 

On january 7, Gérard Depardieu :wub: appeared on a Russian tv show and talked drivel, as usual. This time he compared Jesus to a roasted pig.

 

I dislike blasphemy, but he has my sympathy, since catholic priests refused to baptize him not once, but twice: First time because his parents couldn't pay, second time because he sketched a nude woman (when he was ten). 

 

Anyway, Russian religious groups made a fuss about this small faux-pas. Austere religious scholar Vsevolod Chaplin even threatened to haul poor Depardieu before the courts. :facepalm:

 

Yesterday this zealot dropped dead in front of a church. :angel5:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vsevolod_Chaplin

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Alexander Joseph Brunett, Archbishop of Seattle from 1997-2010, dies at 86 years:

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/seattle-archbishop-emeritus-alexander-j-brunett-dies-300997143.html

He received the Leo Franklin Award in Human Relations from the Temple Beth El in 1989 for his work to bring together the Catholic and Jewish communities and combat Jewish prejudices.

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On 11/09/2018 at 21:48, arrowsmith said:

If anyone is interested I recently did some research and discovered there are still 21 Catholic Bishops who were in attendance at Vatican II alive today. This includes four Cardinals and one Bishop who left the church. The youngest of the 21 is 86 and the oldest is 103 and a roughly average age of 94. 


Update:

 

With yesterday’s death of William McNaughton, the last American to attend, the number of bishops who were there has slipped to only 13 including one cardinal. The youngest is 87 and the oldest 104. 

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On 23/11/2019 at 21:00, drol said:

Yes. Cardenal so "gravely ill" he will travel to Mexico in early December. Another fucking fraudster.

 

DEAD

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1 hour ago, TomTomTelekom said:
On 23/11/2019 at 13:00, drol said:

Yes. Cardenal so "gravely ill" he will travel to Mexico in early December. Another fucking fraudster.

 

DEAD


putting aside his fraudulent ways was his new year resolution.

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YES! FINALLY!

 

During his trip in Mexico he took part to a local Tortilla-eating contest, decisively winning it by eating six kilos of tortillas. A few hours later he fell into a coma and never woke up. A hero.

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