harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted July 30, 2007 Shazza has a thread, but I'm buggered if I can find one for her hubby. Which I find a little insulting, on Ozzy's behalf. He's been in hospital for a 'minor outpatient procedure', but these days a minor op for Ozzy could be like a quintuple heart bypass for the majority of us. Of course he may well prove to be immortal, but only eternity will tell. Feel free to use this thread for Jack, Kelly and the dog (no, not Sharon) as well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted July 30, 2007 I think old Ozzy has a good few years left in him in yet. Well, mebbe not that good, considering the state of him, but I imagine him to to carry on and become the epitome of the doddering, shaking and incontinent old fart. He strikes me as having that 'f**k 'em' attitude that will see him live to a ripe old age just to piss people off and thwart those amongst us here who have him on their list. Now, his son is a different matter. With his liking of extreme sports there is the possibility of some terrible accident befalling him whilst ironing board surfing or whatever the f**k it is he does over in cable land. As for the daughter, I suspect and hope that she will go the same way as her mother probably will and asphyxiate when her head disappears so far up her own arse that retraction becomes a physical impossibility. Cheers, BHB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted August 2, 2007 Shazza has a thread, but I'm buggered if I can find one for her hubby. Which I find a little insulting, on Ozzy's behalf. He's been in hospital for a 'minor outpatient procedure' , but these days a minor op for Ozzy could be like a quintuple heart bypass for the majority of us. Of course he may well prove to be immortal, but only eternity will tell. Feel free to use this thread for Jack, Kelly and the dog (no, not Sharon) as well. How he has the will to live when he has a wife like that beats me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 2, 2007 Ozzy has long been aboard that crazy train ' and I don't think it is runnin out of steam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kizzy 0 Posted August 2, 2007 never mind how much time Ozzy has left he has lived life to the full and seemed to enjoy every minute of it hope he has many years to go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted August 3, 2007 Shazza has a thread, but I'm buggered if I can find one for her hubby. Which I find a little insulting, on Ozzy's behalf. He's been in hospital for a 'minor outpatient procedure' , but these days a minor op for Ozzy could be like a quintuple heart bypass for the majority of us. Of course he may well prove to be immortal, but only eternity will tell. Feel free to use this thread for Jack, Kelly and the dog (no, not Sharon) as well. How he has the will to live when he has a wife like that beats me Sharon Osbourne beats you? Be careful MTV don't get to hear about it, they might commission a series. I'd watch. Cheers, BHB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HSR3 1 Posted August 6, 2007 I give him between ten and twenty years. Sound reasonable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted October 1, 2007 the Osbournes are offering a two for one special They've gone all Paranoid "....the decision she and husband Ozzy reached to choose their own ends should a mentally degenerative disease afflict either of them." Surely Ozzy's already well past that stage, so this really should just be a matter of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted October 1, 2007 'I fear he will die onstage' says Sharon's estranged brother. Whatever his intention in selling the story it's bound to put ticket sales on that hefty forthcoming tour. 'Last chance to see,'.....'I was there when Ozzy died,' sort of sales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted October 1, 2007 'I fear he will die onstage' says Sharon's estranged brother. Whatever his intention in selling the story it's bound to put ticket sales on that hefty forthcoming tour. 'Last chance to see,'.....'I was there when Ozzy died,' sort of sales. Perhaps a bat will bite his head off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted November 4, 2008 Ozzy wins the 'living legend' award at the Classic Rock bash. Legend maybe, but living?? Apart from calling it a wedding and dropping the award on his foot, he did well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 18, 2012 Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy, has MS: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18478530 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted June 18, 2012 Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy, has MS: http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-arts-18478530 So I heard and read this morning while eating peach yogurt. Is there any way of finding out if this could have been somehow caused by the father's dangerous level of drug usage? Did perhaps that create damaged sperm which thereby created a damaged y chromosome and hence a son who would be in later years sharing a disease with Annette Funicello, Chrissy Amphlett, and Montel Williams? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 905 Posted June 18, 2012 Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy, has MS: http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-arts-18478530 So I heard and read this morning while eating peach yogurt. Is there any way of finding out if this could have been somehow caused by the father's dangerous level of drug usage? Did perhaps that create damaged sperm which thereby created a damaged y chromosome and hence a son who would be in later years sharing a disease with Annette Funicello, Chrissy Amphlett, and Montel Williams? It seems to be one of those afflictions where they're not really sure what causes it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted December 29, 2012 Well, airports are a place to get high from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,587 Posted December 30, 2012 Well, airports are a place to get high from. Hasn't this story been released about 4 months early? Though I suppose it'd be appropriate in the event the airport gets closed by a blizzard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 30, 2012 Well, airports are a place to get high from. They better give it the full name "Ozzy Osbourne Airport", if it's just the surname people from outside will think it's a tribute to our "beloved" Chancellor of the Exchequer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted March 8, 2013 http://www.foxnews.c...ce-report-says/ Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after having a seizure on the set of her show Fashion Police, whatever that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 8, 2013 http://www.foxnews.c...ce-report-says/ Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after having a seizure on the set of her show Fashion Police, whatever that is. They haven't been lucky gene's and health wise have they. seizure's ,cancer , ms and parkin syndrome etc. though i suppose drugs and alcohol don't help the cause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted April 24, 2013 http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/sharon-osbourne-devastated-by-ozzy-osbournes-relapse-20130424 Ozzy has relapsed into taking drugs and drinking the last year and a half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 9, 2014 Osbournes to return - filming starts in January apparently..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted April 1, 2015 Ozzy Osbourne to have surgery in May: http://ultimateclassicrock.com/ozzy-osbourne-surgery/ No reason given, so fans might either worry about his health or as a "cover for poor ticket sales". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Time for Ozzy to go Posted April 1, 2015 Hope this POS expires soon of a drug overdose. He has made drugs attractive to kids. Waste of oxygen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted May 9, 2016 Healthy enough to shag around on Sharon with a 45-year-old lass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted May 9, 2016 Healthy enough to shag around on Sharon with a 45-year-old lass. Well, that means he was fit enough to walk to a hotel and get into bed. Still can't see Ozzy making mega-old age. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
