Handrejka 1,911 Posted December 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Toast said: Oh, there are much worse songs. That Paul McCartney atrocity would be top of my "run screaming out of the shop" list. Which one? I can think of a few monstrosities in Mr McCartney's oeuvre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted December 1, 2020 28 minutes ago, Handrejka said: Which one? I can think of a few monstrosities in Mr McCartney's oeuvre. Oh, more than a few, but I was thinking of the awful one that goes "simply having wonderful Christmas time". Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ad nauseam. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 1, 2020 30 minutes ago, Handrejka said: Which one? I can think of a few monstrosities in Mr McCartney's oeuvre. Pipes of Peace? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted December 1, 2020 37 minutes ago, Handrejka said: Which one? I can think of a few monstrosities in Mr McCartney's oeuvre. Not least Heather Mills. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted December 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Pipes of Peace? I hate that too. Piece of Piss, more like. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Toast said: I hate that too. Piece of Piss, more like. Full of Christmas cheer this evening, aren't you dear toastie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted December 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Full of Christmas cheer this evening, aren't you dear toastie. Well, I'm not really a Beatles fan and definitely not a fan of McCartney's oeuvre. And there aren't many Christmas songs I like. Here's one, though, with an appropriately Deathlisty video The bit with the Christmas tree ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,209 Posted December 2, 2020 8 hours ago, Toast said: Oh, more than a few, but I was thinking of the awful one that goes "simply having wonderful Christmas time". Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ad nauseam. The witchcraft song. The moon is right The sprits up We're here tonight and that's enough (Mum walks in and catches you practicing witchcraft) SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted December 2, 2020 4 hours ago, One shot Paddy said: The witchcraft song. The moon is right The sprits up We're here tonight and that's enough (Mum walks in and catches you practicing witchcraft) SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME...... Yule, surely Oh, that's reminded me of this one that I like. Fabulous. Let's be honest, Christmas is all about the solstice really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,478 Posted December 4, 2020 On 01/12/2020 at 05:10, The Quim Reaper said: Who else is playing Whamageddon this year? I enjoy taking part in this every year, not least because I fucking despise the song. Game over 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted December 4, 2020 On 1 December 2020 at 05:10, The Quim Reaper said: Who else is playing Whamageddon this year? I enjoy taking part in this every year, not least because I fucking despise the song. Still haven't heard it yet. Am I in the lead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted December 4, 2020 Neither have I but that’s because I’m a miserable bitch who avoids Christmas songs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted December 6, 2020 On 01/12/2020 at 22:38, Lard Bazaar said: Not least Heather Mills. "Heather Mills" she moves in mysterious circles 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,462 Posted December 9, 2020 On 01/12/2020 at 05:10, The Quim Reaper said: Fuck it to high heaven. I’m out. Next year I might try and shake Shakey instead. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,755 Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: Fuck it to high heaven. I’m out. Next year I might try and shake Shakey instead. Close, told some guys who were doing some work outside today about whamaggedon. They had smooth fm playing on one of those DeWalt radios (why won't an ordinary radio do?) but no so loud I could hear it inside. So of course one of them shouted at me for something and then as I get there says 'Oh I didn't need anything but George Michael just came on'. I'm halfway through calling him every name under the sun for dragging me out there to get whamageddoned, but it was Careless Whisper...the git. No more tea for that bastard. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted December 9, 2020 I've still managed to avoid it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,462 Posted December 11, 2020 Sat in the lounge at Rayleigh Audi while the car gets its first service. Michael Buble’s Christmas repertoire is playing. I’m sure they think it’s nice and festive, but I want to be fucking sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: while the car gets its first service Stealth boast? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,462 Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, Toast said: Stealth boast? Erm, no. Now so few people buy new cars outright it’s not exactly remarkable is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted December 11, 2020 15 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Erm, no. Now so few people buy new cars outright it’s not exactly remarkable is it? I wouldn't know, I just lurch from one old wreck to a slightly newer old wreck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,755 Posted December 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Toast said: I wouldn't know, I just lurch from one old wreck to a slightly newer old wreck. What about cars? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted December 13, 2020 Damn you to hell Sainsburys. Caught sound of it when I was shopping. I'm out too. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
