Toast 14,793 Posted December 24, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 00:49, Toast said: I'm still Wham-free though. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity fuck. Just been down to the pub to see off Father Christmas as he tours the village in his farm trailer sleigh. There was tannoyed music in the car park. You can guess the rest. So near to victory! I've probably caught the pox now into the bargain. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,132 Posted December 24, 2020 I got done about an hour ago, last run to the corner shop for milk and they were playing it ffs. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,612 Posted December 24, 2020 Is that everybody out now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,710 Posted December 24, 2020 Oh I was competing for the wooden spoon, I heard it in the shop hours after TQR''s post on December 1st! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 357 Posted December 24, 2020 30 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: Is that everybody out now? I was out twice days ago. Fucking Sister and fucking bistro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted December 24, 2020 I lasted until the 4th, when the host of a zoom quiz I was participating in played it as a sound check. Merry Christmas 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,211 Posted December 24, 2020 I think I actually made it. But then, they don't play music where I'm shopping, and Germany's in lockdown, and I've been working from home for the past 4 weeks, etc... However, I am very much willingly listening to Mariah Carey right now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 889 Posted December 24, 2020 I was out as soon as I heard of this contest because it made me think about it and that was painful enough. Thanks everybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted December 24, 2020 Best Christmas song ever. Merry Christmas everyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,612 Posted December 24, 2020 A Scottish Christmas Fairy I am a wee little fairy On tap o’ the Christmas tree It’s no’ a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me A' tarted up wi’ tinsel It’s enough to mak ye boak An a couple of jaggy branches Rammed up the back o’ your frock. An these wee lights a’ roon me I canna get ma sleep An’ there’s the yearly visit Fae Santa – big fat creep. On Christmas Day I’m stuck up here While you’re a' wiring in An’ naebody says, Hey - you up there Could you go a slug o’gin? The Christmas Tree’s a bonney sight As the firelight softly flickers But think o’me – I’m stuck up here Wi’ needles in my knickers. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,447 Posted December 25, 2020 Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, safe 2021 to all deathlisters. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted December 25, 2020 Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all get what you want, apart from those I hope get what they deserve. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,049 Posted December 25, 2020 I wish you a wombling merry Christmas.... (still - alongside Slade and Wizzard - one of the 3 truly great Christmas songs). 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,037 Posted December 25, 2020 I’d like to wish very nearly everyone a Christmas Day that is packed to the tits with mirth and merriment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 889 Posted December 25, 2020 Merry Christmas to my fellow ghouls and vultures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,793 Posted December 25, 2020 Here's a nice deathly video for you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 988 Posted December 25, 2020 What about us lapsed catholic jewish muslim hindu sikh buddhist shinto converts.? Any cheer for us. No. Typical. Bunch of religionists. But Merry Xmas all the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,793 Posted December 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: What about us lapsed catholic jewish muslim hindu sikh buddhist shinto converts.? Any cheer for us. No. Typical. Bunch of religionists. But Merry Xmas all the same. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,405 Posted December 25, 2020 Hold in there everyone we've nearly survived 2020. Happy Christmas and New year and... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,360 Posted December 25, 2020 Wishing a merry Christmas to you all 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 559 Posted December 25, 2020 Wishing you all a healthy and merry Christmas and a safe 2021. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted December 25, 2020 8 hours ago, deadsox said: Merry Christmas to my fellow ghouls and vultures. @deadsox considering you ‘liked’ the two Merry Christmas posts above mine and the five following mine, but not mine, I hope you got a lump of coal. I wish you the best of the holidays, you and your coal. SCunto 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
