Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 17, 2005 As Christmas is bollocks I'm going to work. As work is bollocks, I'm staying at home. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 17, 2005 But in the true spirit of Christmas I'm on treble time! Money rules. Join the winners! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 17, 2005 But in the true spirit of Christmas I'm on treble time! Money rules. Join the winners! Nah, the losers are better company. You sold yourself cheap. The "Man" has bought and paid for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 17, 2005 Nah, the losers are better company. Tempus - you need to get a life. I thought a - post twunt was the senior level here on the DL but it appears are jolly Admins have come up with even more creative ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted December 17, 2005 ...what I really want forr Christmas this year you can't find in a box. A new bike? A puppy? Both are tricky to wrap, I will admit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 17, 2005 Nah, the losers are better company. You sold yourself cheap. The "Man" has bought and paid for you. The man has bought and paid for me many times over. And you. And everyone here. We're all corporate whores! While you all tuck into your Christmas fowl[sic] I'll be celebrating in my own special way... putting laxatives in the Mince Pies and spiking the office punch with Ecstacy. I hope you all enjoy yourselves and don't develop bullimia in the New Year when the bingeing has to stop. Hope the two days are worth the overdraft... especially when Sony release a new games console in time for the next day of indugence! Merry Commercialmas Everyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,667 Posted December 17, 2005 Dunno yet! Dammit, that was me logging in on my other half's user thingy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 17, 2005 ...what I really want forr Christmas this year you can't find in a box. A new bike? A puppy? Both are tricky to wrap, I will admit. No, Dear Sure I want a couple things because I enjoy opening gifts but you know I want everything to work out for myself and everyone for that matter. In my life i'm easily misunderstood and right now i'm going through some very hard times so I just want everything to work out right so fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted December 17, 2005 In my life i'm easily misunderstood. Indeed. In this very forum you are often misunderstood. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 17, 2005 In my life i'm easily misunderstood. Indeed. In this very forum you are often misunderstood. I don't think so - I suppose everyone is misunderstood everywhere at some point but I like the way things roll here. In real life i'm badly misunderstood and in my life I get punished for being wounded in pain. Here atleast things are a little bit different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted December 17, 2005 A stress free life would be wonderful but I'd settle for a bottle of Remy Martin VSOP and some Godiva chocolates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 17, 2005 A stress free life would be wonderful but I'd settle for a bottle of Remy Martin VSOP and some Godiva chocolates Lady Grendel that comment in simply priceless in my eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) Looks like IYG discovered music this Christmas. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:anyn...images/ipod.jpg Edited December 18, 2005 by Banshees Scream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 18, 2005 |-----------------------------| |Deathlister Christmas List |Boudicca wants - A supersized meal at Mcdonalds |Tempus Fugit wants - Well if I had the money i'd buy him a hooker |Lady Grendel wants - Lots and lots of wine |Slave To The Grave wants - Freedom |heaven can wait wants - A donkey and a princess all at once! |in eternum+ wants - To attend the funeral of Claude Levi Strauss |Windsor wants - Real lovin |Cowboy Ronnie wants - A new cowboy hat and being greedy boots too. |millwall32 wants - Well she already got her gift she's pregnant free |Notapotato wants - Lady Bird Johnson decorated with ribbons and bows |Canadian Paul wants - The faith to stop complaining since he's sane. |Token Deltorso wants - A bra |Josco wants - To find his dancing man a female dancing partner |captain scarlet wants - Her administrator in the library at once!! |Magere Hein wants - A night of beers on the house |Anubis the Jackal wants - Wait what the hell kind of avatar is that! |Elspeth wants - Windsor for all of time |Captain Oats wants - A trip to france which is guaranteed! |GR and DWB want - Stayin Alive but of course not literally. |IYG wants - Free popcorn and movie tickets That's about it everybody. I did leave out a couple though. PS - I'm only guessing what everybody wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted December 18, 2005 Dearest lovely Admins and/or Moderators - Is it possible to add Mr Clapping Guy to the 'clickable smilies' menu? I like him almost as much as I like Mr Referee Guy , who is my favourite. Please? I think he would add depth of meaning to many a post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted December 18, 2005 Nah - you can keep Windsor. I'll settle for some books. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted December 18, 2005 What's the story over there? I mean why aren't they allowed to call Christmas, Christmas? They are, of course. This is an excuse for the Religious Right to make a fuss about how the Bad Guys are destroying the country. Some shops have been instructing their employees to say "happy holidays" rather than "merry Christmas" and have been playing secular songs rather than Christian carols in the stores, and some schools have tried to be inclusive and refer to the holidays rather than Christmas - recognising the fact that there are people other than Christians who visit shops and attend schools - and the Religious Right has its knickers in a twists about it again. Happens every year, but this year they're being particularly loud about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 18, 2005 Happens every year, but this year they're being particularly loud about it. With ya. If you're not with us you're with the terrorists and all that bollocks... Boy the Christian Right are really on one now aren't they... are they preparing for a 2nd coming? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted December 18, 2005 Nah - you can keep Windsor. I'll settle for some books. You could have at least let me down gently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted December 18, 2005 Nah - you can keep Windsor. I'll settle for some books. Here's one! That's about it everybody. I did leave out a couple though. I want grammar. And plenty of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 18, 2005 Resistance Is Futile! The revolution has begun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 18, 2005 Resistance Is Futile! The revolution has begun... That's more like it, those chaps have got the right idea. |Tempus Fugit wants - Well if I had the money i'd buy him a hooker I'd rather have a hookah, thanks all the same Banshees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) That's about it everybody. I did leave out a couple though. I want grammar. And plenty of it. How could I forget honez? Wait! There is a perfect explanation: This year, I thought honez might prefer to give gifts out rather than receive them. So, honez, if you want your wish to come true, perhaps you should give everyone a spell check. "I know it would help me enormously." Done. Happy Christmas. H. Edited December 19, 2005 by honez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted December 18, 2005 Some of them are, yes. There was an article in Time a couple of years ago about the Left Behind book series and all the people in the Bible Belt who were sitting waiting for the Rapture. Unfortunately some of them are trying to hurry it along in various ways. I just hope that none of them are sitting in or near the White House, but I think there may be some religious extremists there. At least Ashcroft is no longer among them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
