Gunjaman5000 30 Posted April 3, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. 10 for me 14 for me - told you I was a fat git. 18 for me, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 3, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. 10 for me 14 for me - told you I was a fat git. 18 for me, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. Perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted April 4, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. 10 for me 14 for me - told you I was a fat git. 18 for me, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. Perfect. 9 for me - not even worth the kindling to get the pot to boiling. Unless they were having me tartare, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 4, 2008 9 for me - not even worth the kindling to get the pot to boiling. Unless they were having me tartare, of course. Is that anything like the Chef's "special tartare sauce?" If it is, I seriously doubt I'd be able to feed nine at the one dinner service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 4, 2008 Ah, come now. I'm sure you could whip something up quickly for a second sitting. Is that anything like the Chef's "special tartare sauce?"If it is, I seriously doubt I'd be able to feed nine at the one dinner service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted April 4, 2008 No need for Honez to exhaust himself unneccessarily , although I'm sure he'd rise to the occasion. Oops, I forgot to hit the quote button. Told you I was a simple dish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted April 4, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. 10. I think my 187 lb carcass will go a long(ish) way to feed them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 4, 2008 Earn a little extra cash by "body advertising". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 5, 2008 Pay for Brown's Sky Sports subscription, Blair's TV licence and Prezza's grub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 7, 2008 Get a free download of the new album by Charles Manson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 7, 2008 Assualt someone with an offensive weapon, you know; like a Hedgehog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 7, 2008 Give it some old-school acid-house...wikkid! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 11, 2008 Ride the oldest roller coaster in Europe. Except you can't any more, because it burned down under suspicious circumstances. Funnily enough, the owner and legitimate businessman Jimmy Godden has had several other fires on his property, often listed buildings that can't be demolished. The good folks at the Save Dreamland campaign are up in arms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted April 12, 2008 Come together in sweet harmony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 12, 2008 Pay your parking fines and still get victimised and gaoled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 19, 2008 Find out where your significant other really is using GPS tracking for their mobile phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted April 21, 2008 Try a little self-hypnosis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted April 21, 2008 Continue counting nanoparticles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 21, 2008 Check out our old chums at coffindodgers.co.uk. Their forum seems a little moribund, but it looks like they're offering 7/1 odds for their next celebrity to die on a particular day of the week. Bang a few grand on each day and you're quids in! I think they may want to change it to 6/1 myself, but 'Pile In!' as our chum, Mr. Shanks would no doubt cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest_Armitage Shanks_* Posted April 21, 2008 Check out our old chums at coffindodgers.co.uk.Their forum seems a little moribund, but it looks like they're offering 7/1 odds for their next celebrity to die on a particular day of the week. Bang a few grand on each day and you're quids in! I think they may want to change it to 6/1 myself, but 'Pile In!' as our chum, Mr. Shanks would no doubt cry. I would indeed Mr Jackal, you wily fellow, I would indeed. Oh, but the gout is terrible this evening... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 21, 2008 Check out our old chums at coffindodgers.co.uk.Their forum seems a little moribund, but it looks like they're offering 7/1 odds for their next celebrity to die on a particular day of the week. Bang a few grand on each day and you're quids in! I think they may want to change it to 6/1 myself, but 'Pile In!' as our chum, Mr. Shanks would no doubt cry. Their maths is as good as their English. I stopped counting after finding twenty grammar/spelling errors on their homepage. As for the FAQ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 22, 2008 La la la la la la, ooh hoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 24, 2008 Spend your final days decorating your box. Which will then be buried in a 6ft hole in the ground.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted April 24, 2008 Call Dublin Zoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 25, 2008 Design a new logo for the Office of Government Commerce, Which can be rotated through 90 Degrees thus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
