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Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? :)

It's nine for me.

 

10 for me

 

14 for me - told you I was a fat git.

18 for me, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.

 

Perfect.

9 for me - not even worth the kindling to get the pot to boiling. Unless they were having me tartare, of course.

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9 for me - not even worth the kindling to get the pot to boiling. Unless they were having me tartare, of course.

Is that anything like the Chef's "special tartare sauce?"

If it is, I seriously doubt I'd be able to feed nine at the one dinner service.

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Ah, come now. I'm sure you could whip something up quickly for a second sitting.

Is that anything like the Chef's "special tartare sauce?"

If it is, I seriously doubt I'd be able to feed nine at the one dinner service.

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No need for Honez to exhaust himself unneccessarily , although I'm sure he'd rise to the occasion.

 

Oops, I forgot to hit the quote button. Told you I was a simple dish!

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Assualt someone with an offensive weapon, you know; like a Hedgehog.

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Ride the oldest roller coaster in Europe.

 

Except you can't any more, because it burned down under suspicious circumstances. Funnily enough, the owner and legitimate businessman Jimmy Godden has had several other fires on his property, often listed buildings that can't be demolished.

 

The good folks at the Save Dreamland campaign are up in arms.

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Find out where your significant other really is using GPS tracking for their mobile phone.

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Try a little self-hypnosis

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Check out our old chums at coffindodgers.co.uk.

Their forum seems a little moribund, but it looks like they're offering 7/1 odds for their next celebrity to die on a particular day of the week. Bang a few grand on each day and you're quids in! I think they may want to change it to 6/1 myself, but 'Pile In!' as our chum, Mr. Shanks would no doubt cry.

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Check out our old chums at coffindodgers.co.uk.

Their forum seems a little moribund, but it looks like they're offering 7/1 odds for their next celebrity to die on a particular day of the week. Bang a few grand on each day and you're quids in! I think they may want to change it to 6/1 myself, but 'Pile In!' as our chum, Mr. Shanks would no doubt cry.

I would indeed Mr Jackal, you wily fellow, I would indeed. Oh, but the gout is terrible this evening...

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Check out our old chums at coffindodgers.co.uk.

Their forum seems a little moribund, but it looks like they're offering 7/1 odds for their next celebrity to die on a particular day of the week. Bang a few grand on each day and you're quids in! I think they may want to change it to 6/1 myself, but 'Pile In!' as our chum, Mr. Shanks would no doubt cry.

<_< Their maths is as good as their English. I stopped counting after finding twenty grammar/spelling errors on their homepage. As for the FAQ...

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Spend your final days decorating your box.

 

Which will then be buried in a 6ft hole in the ground....

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