Guest Sheba Posted February 8, 2008 Hey, wondered if you had considered Hugh Hefner for next years list. He is already 82 and I mean, how much longer can he go with 3 demanding girlfriends??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 9, 2008 Well Hugh Hefner and his Number 1 chick Holly Madison are trying to have a baby. From this article it reads ... Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has confirmed he and girlfriend Holly Madison are trying for a baby. She says, "We do want a baby. There has been lots of trying! My perfect Valentine's Day present would be a house and a kid." http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate...;entry_id=24090 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 9, 2008 Well Hugh Hefner and his Number 1 chick Holly Madison are trying to have a baby. From this article it reads ... Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has confirmed he and girlfriend Holly Madison are trying for a baby. She says, "We do want a baby. There has been lots of trying! My perfect Valentine's Day present would be a house and a kid." http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate...;entry_id=24090 Trying for a baby at the age of 82? I suppose he can justify that because he is rich. Who cares if the child is fatherless by the age of 10... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weasel 2 Posted February 9, 2008 I think the pipe smoking might get him before the extra-curricular activities do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 10, 2008 The word is Heffy is impotent, unsuprising really when you consider he has spent over half a century surrounded by half naked bimbos who would shag him for a photoshoot ( think WAG wanabee 1968). Consequently, is it any wonder that, at the ripe old age of 82, there aint much left for him to get a stiffy to? I would guess that a surrogate Sperm donor ( or a set of jump leads, to jump start his gonads off of a young fit male) may be the only way, short of immaculate conception, he will be called Daddy again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted February 10, 2008 The word is Heffy is impotent, unsuprising really when you consider he has spent over half a century surrounded by half naked bimbos who would shag him for a photoshoot ( think WAG wanabee 1968).Consequently, is it any wonder that, at the ripe old age of 82, there aint much left for him to get a stiffy to? I would guess that a surrogate Sperm donor ( or a set of jump leads, to jump start his gonads off of a young fit male) may be the only way, short of immaculate conception, he will be called Daddy again. Or SPAM, which he's been known to swear by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 11, 2008 I have watched his reality show a couple of times, and my question is always the same: Doesn't he just get tired?? I had a look at the article. I liked this bit: "She's the relationship that will last the rest of my life" (that's not saying much though, is it?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 11, 2008 Holly Madison's parents must be so proud. According to Wiki, Hef's still married to Kimberly Conrad, and he has four kids, so it's not as though Holly's going to inherit much more than the fistful of twenties he crams up her shirt on his death bed. Somebody should buy her a copy of The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" for her 30th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 11, 2008 It looks like he might not be getting that tired after all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 11, 2008 Somebody should buy her a copy of The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" for her 30th. Ronnie, I'm not opposing what your saying in any way but if she didn't 'love him' wouldn't it be rational to pull a Anna Nicole Smith and wait until he croaks and inherit everything and have the child with somebody else instead of 'trying?' Either she is really down with Heff or she has an IQ of 51. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted February 11, 2008 Somebody should buy her a copy of The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" for her 30th. Ronnie, I'm not opposing what your saying in any way but if she didn't 'love him' wouldn't it be rational to pull a Anna Nicole Smith and wait until he croaks and inherit everything and have the child with somebody else instead of 'trying?' Either she is really down with Heff or she has an IQ of 51. I suspect Hefner already has an ironclad will. His daughter already has control of Playboy Enterprises. Holly isn't going to be able to pull an Anna Nicole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted December 26, 2010 He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic. The Last of the International Playboys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted June 14, 2011 He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic. The Last of the International Playboys. Dumped by his 25 year old fiancee Enough to put him over the edge? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 14, 2011 He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic. The Last of the International Playboys. Dumped by his 25 year old fiancee Enough to put him over the edge? I guess it's a matter of numbers. From that article: The 85-year-old has been married twice before, in 1949 and 1989. Which implies he should't marry again till 2029. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted June 15, 2011 He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic. The Last of the International Playboys. Dumped by his 25 year old fiancee Enough to put him over the edge? I guess it's a matter of numbers. From that article: The 85-year-old has been married twice before, in 1949 and 1989. Which implies he should't marry again till 2029. regards, Hein Well, he'll only be 103 then, still going strong in the bedroom one presumes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted June 19, 2011 He's over it already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 19, 2011 He's over it already That's dementia for you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted January 2, 2013 . Not at death's door just yet then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted January 3, 2013 Worryingly he hasn't got the energy to lift that glass. I hope last night was kind to him ;+) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted January 7, 2013 . Not at death's door just yet then Cake looks a bit mean for someone that rich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted January 7, 2013 . Not at death's door just yet then Cake looks a bit mean for someone that rich. Maybe he's just not a big eater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 7, 2013 . Not at death's door just yet then Cake looks a bit mean for someone that rich. Maybe he's just not a big eater Maybe he only likes to eat fishy things 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted January 7, 2013 I see nobody had the balls/sense of humour to use an action figure of Herbert the old sex offender from Family Guy as the groom on the wedding cake. They one they HAVE used is optimistic at best... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted January 7, 2013 I see nobody had the balls/sense of humour to use an action figure of Herbert the old sex offender from Family Guy as the groom on the wedding cake. They one they HAVE used is optimistic at best... Or Quagmire perhaps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
