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iirc throughout the 60s and 70s, during his UK invasion, Murdoch was renowned for his ability to get by with fuck all sleep (something like 20 hours a week total during the launch of The Sun/attempted kidnap and murder of his wife). The exercise is something that was apparently forced on him by Wendi Deng, when she wasn't moving up and down slightly on Tony Blair's cock.

 

Edited for accuracy.

 

Also didn't know about the sleep thing but it doesn't surprise me greatly. Didn't Thatcher also voluntarily skip on sleep during her premiership (or Division One in those days). That didn't do her much good did it.

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Brooks cleared but Coulson goes down.

 

Where does this leave Murdoch?

 

I don't think Brooks has a future in his empire, regardless of the verdict she's been irrevocably tainted by the whole affair (not just the one she was having with Coulson). And even if he accepts the jury's verdict that she had no knowledge or involvement, it hardly inspires confidence in her abilities that the whole thing was going on under her nose and she had no idea. His offspring are not her biggest fans either.

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iirc throughout the 60s and 70s, during his UK invasion, Murdoch was renowned for his ability to get by with fuck all sleep (something like 20 hours a week total during the launch of The Sun/attempted kidnap and murder of his wife). The exercise is something that was apparently forced on him by Wendi Deng, when she wasn't bouncing around on Tony Blair's cock.

 

I'm unable to sleep for more than 3 or 4 hours at a time.That's why I'm on here so much.It's a pain in the ass

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It meant "Post office". He was just leaving himself a little reminder - "Must get down to the post office in the morning", standard stuff for men and women of his age :)

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It meant "Post office". He was just leaving himself a little reminder - "Must get down to the post office in the morning", standard stuff for men and women of his age :)

 

 

 

He can't be that much of a pisshead though because evidence in his divorce trial included a discussion of his incompatibility with his ex-wife and, specifically, the regular problem of her stumbling in during the early hours from a night's partying just as he was heading out to the gym.

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It meant "Post office". He was just leaving himself a little reminder - "Must get down to the post office in the morning", standard stuff for men and women of his age :)

 

Why tweet a reminder? surely a post-it note on his phone or on the fridge would be more ideal

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um.... Fox News Alert: IT WAS A JOKE MAN!

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um.... Fox News Alert: IT WAS A JOKE MAN!

 

Which bit? the post office reminder? I can well believe it, my father-in-law texts himself reminders like that and sometimes tweets them. Which isn't too bad with the texts, but he doesn't even bother viewing his twitter account and I don't think he has anyone following him to reply back.

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Yeah but erm............... y'know.......... why would the 83-year-old rumpled-albino-pancake-faced multi-squillionaire CEO of NewsFuckinCorp need to pop down to the post office when he can send one of his unpaid slave interns to fetch his totally unnecessary/non-existent winter heating allowance/pension payment?

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This is either the lamest wind-up ever or you badly need a bracing-cold jet of shower water sprayed on/up your back-passage (or whatever 19th century shit they used to do for people who needed a nice "wake-up"........)

 

(Now come and have a go at me again when I'm just trying to fuckin give you some nice free helpful advice in my own inimitable style...)

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Yeah but erm............... y'know.......... why would the 83-year-old rumpled-albino-pancake-faced multi-squillionaire CEO of NewsFuckinCorp need to pop down to the post office when he can send one of his unpaid slave interns to fetch his totally unnecessary/non-existent winter heating allowance/pension payment?

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This is either the lamest wind-up ever or you badly need a bracing-cold jet of shower water sprayed on/up your back-passage (or whatever 19th century shit they used to do for people who needed a nice "wake-up"........)

 

(Now come and have a go at me again when I'm just trying to fuckin give you some nice free helpful advice in my own inimitable style...)

 

I can't be bothered. Although I might grab a coffee while I'm at it.

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Pardon me though if I don't know much about stocks though. Economics was not my best subject in secondary school.

 

 

Sorry, it double posted. Moderator, could you please delete the second of the four posts?

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Done, posts merged.

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He's engaged to Jerry Hall. http://news.sky.com/story/1621012/rupert-murdoch-and-jerry-hall-get-engaged

 

"84 year old dies on wedding night" headlines to follow...

Bloody hell, I thought that was a joke at first. That said, Mick Jagger's having a rough time. His [alleged] ex-boyfriend dies one day, and his former mistress gets engaged to Rupert the next...

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Is it April 1st already? :o

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Dude must have a cock like a can of Relentless with an apple on top.

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Jerry Hall has a bingo card with the world's richest and ugliest men on it.

 

Bernie Ecclestone, Donald Trump and Boris Johnston next

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It's almost like a scary version of the Brady Bunch

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It's almost like a scary version of the Brady Bunch

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Upon the death of Murdoch senior a lawsuit from hell waiting to happen...

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Private Eye are going to love this.

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So Jerry, what did you see in the billionaire media mogul Murdoch?

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