Godot 149 Posted June 1, 2009 This chick deserves a thread of her own. Tantrums, bizzare behaviour, emotional breakdown, booking in to the Priory clinic, advice from Max Clifford. Scotland's own Amy Winehouse could self distruct faster than it took her to come second on Britain's Got Talent. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted June 1, 2009 This chick deserves a thread of her own. Tantrums, bizzare behaviour, emotional breakdown, booking in to the Priory clinic, advice from Max Clifford. Scotland's own Amy Winehouse could self distruct faster than it took her to come second on Britain's Got Talent. What a career arc. Mocked for her appearance, she becomes an international sensation literally overnight, then crumbles to pieces as she fails to win the show that made her all famous, and is now in rehab. All in the space of a month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted June 1, 2009 This chick deserves a thread of her own. Tantrums, bizzare behaviour, emotional breakdown, booking in to the Priory clinic, advice from Max Clifford. Scotland's own Amy Winehouse could self distruct faster than it took her to come second on Britain's Got Talent. What a career arc. Mocked for her appearance, she becomes an international sensation literally overnight, then crumbles to pieces as she fails to win the show that made her all famous, and is now in rehab. All in the space of a month. Perhaps a particularly fast-acting oesophigal cancer to see her out by year end? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmh8300 2 Posted June 1, 2009 Supported by Gordon Brown and judged by Piers Morgan. No wonder the poor cow's gone doolally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted June 2, 2009 Anybody that first saw her apperance on BGT would have been plainly aware that she was not the full shilling. Then again, a parent that implores Simon Cowell to " Please!! let her do it again!!" while her 10 year old daughter self destructs infront of millions of people, instead of jumping onto the stage and carrying her off to safety, cannot be the full shilling either. Susan Boyle requires sympathy, a pushy parent requires a well aimed shotgun to the head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted June 2, 2009 Anybody that first saw her apperance on BGT would have been plainly aware that she was not the full shilling.Then again, a parent that implores Simon Cowell to " Please!! let her do it again!!" while her 10 year old daughter self destructs infront of millions of people, instead of jumping onto the stage and carrying her off to safety, cannot be the full shilling either. Susan Boyle requires sympathy, a pushy parent requires a well aimed shotgun to the head. Hear hear. I am the first to take the piss out of these deluded twats that enter these shows, but that particular turn left a very nasty taste in my mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ageless Immortal Giant 2 Posted June 2, 2009 What is it with Gordon Brown commenting on these lowest common denominator reality TV stars? Firstly he made a statement when Jade Goody died, and now this? I mean seriously, are these people that important that the prime minister has to talk about them? (To his voter base, probably yes...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted June 2, 2009 What is it with Gordon Brown commenting on these lowest common denominator reality TV stars? Firstly he made a statement when Jade Goody died, and now this? I mean seriously, are these people that important that the prime minister has to talk about them? (To his voter base, probably yes...) Brownie's not got much else on his plate at the minute, so he figured he'd address the nation's most pressing issue first. Apparently he'll be releasing a statement hoping Katie and Peter can patch things up later today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted June 2, 2009 What is it with Gordon Brown commenting on these lowest common denominator reality TV stars? Firstly he made a statement when Jade Goody died, and now this? I mean seriously, are these people that important that the prime minister has to talk about them? (To his voter base, probably yes...) I wouldn't call her lowest common denominator and this isn't reality TV in the Big Brother sense (or no silly billy sense). She does sing well. I read somewhere that Boyle was starved of oxygen at birth whereas Goody and her fellow housemates were starved of publicity before uncle Max waved his wand. Boyle's fame is a phenomenom. She's as big in the US as she is here, possibly bigger (although I hadn't heard of her until Saturday). Sadly, if she has really flipped, she may never get the chance to demonstrate her undoubted talent. But it never stopped Jimmy Savile (whose talent isn't undoubted). Brown can't win. If he ignores these people he is pilloried and he gets it in the neck when he comments, not that I want to be an apologist for Gordon Brown and this morally bankrupt Parliament. If she does make it out with some treatment and she has the right support and depilatory advice, she could be a positive image for people with mental health problems and that has to be a good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted June 2, 2009 I see you ford escort (fookers) have been silly billy (fooking) with the fuckometer again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted June 9, 2009 It seems Susan Boyle is Britain's new weapon against suicide bombers, as young Halibut men come to terms with what a real virign really looks like! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 9, 2009 Booze 'n' Soil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted June 9, 2009 This made me chuckle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted June 12, 2009 This really made me chuckle. Bravo Sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weasel 2 Posted June 14, 2009 The woman has (had) talent certainly. Wasn't she at the point where she could have made a lot of money singing, entertaining, etc.? Why did she break down and collapse when she didn't win the stupid competition? Susan, honey, you are not a child. Be an adult! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted December 2, 2009 #1 album in the US, #1 album in the UK, and in constant contact with Simon Cowell. Must end in tears and suicide within 24 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted December 2, 2009 Has anyone seen the 40yr old virgin , I want to see susan boyle go though the same process with helen mirren and judi dench as her friends offering her good advice and dropping in the odd sexual innuendo along the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ra Ra Rasputin 99 Posted January 16, 2010 More erratic behaviour from Susan Boyle. Tantrums, tears, the usual. To be honest, not a great deal of it makes me think I wouldn't do the same (such as the Mars Bar scoffing and swearing) and I like the idea of using a mop as a microphone, but............poor woman, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted January 28, 2010 While the concensus amongst various members seems to be she might self-destruct, her brother is more concerned about deranged fans, a la John Lennon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Exorcist 0 Posted January 30, 2010 The woman has (had) talent certainly. Wasn't she at the point where she could have made a lot of money singing, entertaining, etc.? Why did she break down and collapse when she didn't win the stupid competition? Susan, honey, you are not a child. Be an adult! I read she had made over five million and yet still lives in her council house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 8, 2012 Anybody that first saw her apperance on BGT would have been plainly aware that she was not the full shilling. Then again, a parent that implores Simon Cowell to " Please!! let her do it again!!" while her 10 year old daughter self destructs infront of millions of people, instead of jumping onto the stage and carrying her off to safety, cannot be the full shilling either. Susan Boyle requires sympathy, a pushy parent requires a well aimed shotgun to the head. She has never had a good shagging of course she isn't the full shilling . In fact she hasn't even has a bad shagging . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 22, 2012 Anybody that first saw her apperance on BGT would have been plainly aware that she was not the full shilling. Then again, a parent that implores Simon Cowell to " Please!! let her do it again!!" while her 10 year old daughter self destructs infront of millions of people, instead of jumping onto the stage and carrying her off to safety, cannot be the full shilling either. Susan Boyle requires sympathy, a pushy parent requires a well aimed shotgun to the head. She has never had a good shagging of course she isn't the full shilling . In fact she hasn't even has a bad shagging . ? Are you sure ? Going by her latest twitter hashtag she seems a bit of a goer #susanalbumparty http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4657346/subo-anal-bum-party.html 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted November 22, 2012 Anybody that first saw her apperance on BGT would have been plainly aware that she was not the full shilling. Then again, a parent that implores Simon Cowell to " Please!! let her do it again!!" while her 10 year old daughter self destructs infront of millions of people, instead of jumping onto the stage and carrying her off to safety, cannot be the full shilling either. Susan Boyle requires sympathy, a pushy parent requires a well aimed shotgun to the head. She has never had a good shagging of course she isn't the full shilling . In fact she hasn't even has a bad shagging . ? Are you sure ? Going by her latest twitter hashtag she seems a bit of a goer #susanalbumparty http://www.thesun.co...-bum-party.html Would you accept the invitation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
