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10 hours ago, Toast said:

 

That's your idea of kinky, is it?  LOL

Kids today really have not a fucking clue, have they.

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13 hours ago, charon said:

Try someone's else wife, much more fun. Orrrr, big sombrero, throw in 6 of your car keys. Scimitar... Halibut night, or a double bagger as the wife tells her friends. Lola... Monday Court... Vauxhall.... Murder,/suicide, GBF spitfire.....ayyyye, ffs, if you need a sweaty for marital advice, unlike the wife, yer fucked.

 

 

 

 

 

I love you man.......in a matey way.:D

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At least it king size bromancer bananadoggywow.gif

 

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And the Love continues....Derby Day punt is based on you, favourite car/ideal holiday destination

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2 hours ago, charon said:

At least it king size bromancer bananadoggywow.gif

 

You havent hacked my lappy cam again Chaz?:lol:

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59 minutes ago, charon said:

And the Love continues....Derby Day punt is based on you, favourite car/ideal holiday destination

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I had a Crapri 2.8 injection and it was a rotten bag of shit and only suitable for Essex chavs to wrap themselves around trees in. :D

Edit: Isnt Capri where Gracie Fields lived? If so, fuck that one too.

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But I love Essex chavs tooooooo Y5UOb.png

 

 

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57 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

You havent hacked my lappy cam again Chaz?:lol:

He did but thought he'd logged into ChineseHamsters.com :D

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Lardy.... You have no idea what joys 'Live Facebook':brings..

 

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I'm currently watching Top Of The Pops - The Story of 1984 on BBC iPlayer and squeeeing round my room!

 

SQUEEEEEE!

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On 6/2/2017 at 17:47, The Mad Hatter said:

Have you tried kinky sex? You should tie her to the bed and fuck her that way.

Yawn.

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Definitely pooing my pants a bit now about going to the London gig. 

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1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Definitely pooing my pants a bit now about going to the London gig. 

 

Starting to feel like this is the new normal.

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I wouldn't worry about it. You are still far more likely to get run over by a drunk driver, hit by a train, or killed by cows in the UK.

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5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Definitely pooing my pants a bit now about going to the London gig. 

Personally it's them who has to worry if you're there Lardy

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Before I forget, I believe this is the one year anniversary of my arrival onto this forum. As I stated a while back in another thread, I stumbled onto this site sometime after the death of Prince, as I was interested in why celebrities were dying so quickly. Pretty sure it was after guest posting got banned, as I couldn't post at all when I read some of the forum. I decided to officially join the day after the great Muhammad Ali had died. I guess joining then was a bit of a mistake looking back at it, as almost all my posts back then were completely shitty, though I guess no matter what time I joined, all of my early posts would be complete utter shit. I guess they still are, but I think the quality has improved throughout the year on this forum. Anyways, I have learned a lot throughout the year, whether it was learning stuff about a celebrity that I've never heard of before (such as Errol Christie), or how to be a (somewhat) better poster by seeing which posts are particularly criticized. Anyways, I hope I get to learn more on this forum throughout the following years. Happy One Year Anniversary. :party:

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It's only been a year? :o:lol:

 

Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. The best thing to do is to not worry about it. Canute vs the sea, there. You've lasted a year without being banned or telling someone to kill themselves, you'll be fine...

 

(That H20 joke was absolutely dire, mind you...)

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8 minutes ago, msc said:

It's only been a year? :o:lol:

 

Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. The best thing to do is to not worry about it. Canute vs the sea, there. You've lasted a year without being banned or telling someone to kill themselves, you'll be fine...

 

(That H20 joke was absolutely dire, mind you...)

True. We can't all be Maryport or Octopus of Odstock now, can we? 

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1 hour ago, msc said:

Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me.

No. That's my realm. 

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10 minutes ago, CarolAnn said:

No. That's my realm. 

No. That's mine. :)

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7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

No. That's mine. :)

I'm thinking it's a big place.

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3 hours ago, msc said:

It's only been a year? :o:lol:

 

Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. The best thing to do is to not worry about it. Canute vs the sea, there. You've lasted a year without being banned or telling someone to kill themselves, you'll be fine...

 

(That H20 joke was absolutely dire, mind you...)

 

Who told someone to kill themselves?

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On 1/6/2017 at 08:56, The Mad Hatter said:
On 1/5/2017 at 19:11, Sir Creep said:

Just totaled my car.

if only you died.

He did. @Deathray

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