Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,199 Posted June 3, 2017 10 hours ago, Toast said: That's your idea of kinky, is it? LOL Kids today really have not a fucking clue, have they. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,199 Posted June 3, 2017 13 hours ago, charon said: Try someone's else wife, much more fun. Orrrr, big sombrero, throw in 6 of your car keys. Scimitar... Halibut night, or a double bagger as the wife tells her friends. Lola... Monday Court... Vauxhall.... Murder,/suicide, GBF spitfire.....ayyyye, ffs, if you need a sweaty for marital advice, unlike the wife, yer fucked. I love you man.......in a matey way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,942 Posted June 3, 2017 At least it king size bromancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,942 Posted June 3, 2017 And the Love continues....Derby Day punt is based on you, favourite car/ideal holiday destination Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,199 Posted June 3, 2017 2 hours ago, charon said: At least it king size bromancer You havent hacked my lappy cam again Chaz? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,199 Posted June 3, 2017 59 minutes ago, charon said: And the Love continues....Derby Day punt is based on you, favourite car/ideal holiday destination I had a Crapri 2.8 injection and it was a rotten bag of shit and only suitable for Essex chavs to wrap themselves around trees in. Edit: Isnt Capri where Gracie Fields lived? If so, fuck that one too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,942 Posted June 3, 2017 But I love Essex chavs tooooooo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,791 Posted June 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You havent hacked my lappy cam again Chaz? He did but thought he'd logged into ChineseHamsters.com 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,942 Posted June 3, 2017 Lardy.... You have no idea what joys 'Live Facebook':brings.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,729 Posted June 3, 2017 I'm currently watching Top Of The Pops - The Story of 1984 on BBC iPlayer and squeeeing round my room! SQUEEEEEE! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 4, 2017 On 6/2/2017 at 17:47, The Mad Hatter said: Have you tried kinky sex? You should tie her to the bed and fuck her that way. Yawn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,791 Posted June 4, 2017 Definitely pooing my pants a bit now about going to the London gig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted June 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said: Definitely pooing my pants a bit now about going to the London gig. Starting to feel like this is the new normal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,310 Posted June 4, 2017 I wouldn't worry about it. You are still far more likely to get run over by a drunk driver, hit by a train, or killed by cows in the UK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted June 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: Definitely pooing my pants a bit now about going to the London gig. Personally it's them who has to worry if you're there Lardy 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,176 Posted June 4, 2017 Before I forget, I believe this is the one year anniversary of my arrival onto this forum. As I stated a while back in another thread, I stumbled onto this site sometime after the death of Prince, as I was interested in why celebrities were dying so quickly. Pretty sure it was after guest posting got banned, as I couldn't post at all when I read some of the forum. I decided to officially join the day after the great Muhammad Ali had died. I guess joining then was a bit of a mistake looking back at it, as almost all my posts back then were completely shitty, though I guess no matter what time I joined, all of my early posts would be complete utter shit. I guess they still are, but I think the quality has improved throughout the year on this forum. Anyways, I have learned a lot throughout the year, whether it was learning stuff about a celebrity that I've never heard of before (such as Errol Christie), or how to be a (somewhat) better poster by seeing which posts are particularly criticized. Anyways, I hope I get to learn more on this forum throughout the following years. Happy One Year Anniversary. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,310 Posted June 4, 2017 It's only been a year? Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. The best thing to do is to not worry about it. Canute vs the sea, there. You've lasted a year without being banned or telling someone to kill themselves, you'll be fine... (That H20 joke was absolutely dire, mind you...) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,176 Posted June 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, msc said: It's only been a year? Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. The best thing to do is to not worry about it. Canute vs the sea, there. You've lasted a year without being banned or telling someone to kill themselves, you'll be fine... (That H20 joke was absolutely dire, mind you...) True. We can't all be Maryport or Octopus of Odstock now, can we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 4, 2017 1 hour ago, msc said: Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. No. That's my realm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,199 Posted June 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, CarolAnn said: No. That's my realm. No. That's mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: No. That's mine. I'm thinking it's a big place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted June 4, 2017 3 hours ago, msc said: It's only been a year? Here's the thing to remember, though, Joey: there's lots of shit posts on the internet. Even this forum. Especially this forum. Especially from me. The best thing to do is to not worry about it. Canute vs the sea, there. You've lasted a year without being banned or telling someone to kill themselves, you'll be fine... (That H20 joke was absolutely dire, mind you...) Who told someone to kill themselves? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,176 Posted June 4, 2017 On 1/6/2017 at 08:56, The Mad Hatter said: On 1/5/2017 at 19:11, Sir Creep said: Just totaled my car. if only you died. He did. @Deathray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
