DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted August 12, 2020 ^ Only because Death Impends - who has the unenviable task of moderating throughout the British night - nipped in and deleted it. Maybe we should let the man himself have the last word. He tried to post this, so I'm not republishing a PM. Farewell Deathers, I fear your path is a strange and difficult one and wish you all the best in the future. If it makes you feel better your more than welcome to frame to anyone who asks as 'Deathers (aka Miracle Aligner) threw a hissy fit when we told him he couldn't send shemale porn to half the forum via PM.)' Either way que sera sera, auf weidersiein, adios...... See you on the other side..... hopefully not..... Enjoy your sad little mod lives for the future, hopefully you don't get another user like me..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,641 Posted August 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Toast said: I never got one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted August 19, 2020 Bloody Windows update has changed the colour of my taskbar and start menu and now wont let me change it back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted August 23, 2020 I've just achieved my target of walking (or sometimes even jogging, when no one is watching) 1,500km in 100 days. Now I'm going to have a bacon sandwich. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted August 23, 2020 What is that in old money? I have recently upped my mileage from 9 a day to 10 miles a day average, I never jog though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,248 Posted August 23, 2020 37 minutes ago, torbrexbones said: What is that in old money? I have recently upped my mileage from 9 a day to 10 miles a day average, I never jog though. It's about that. I just worked it out. I don't think I'd get anywhere near that, so well done both of you. Saying that, I have no idea what my average daily total is as I don't have a gadget to tell me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted August 24, 2020 So, Facebook. Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page. Work that fucker out because I can't. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,711 Posted August 24, 2020 19 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So, Facebook. Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page. Work that fucker out because I can't. Michael Staniforth? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted August 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said: Michael Staniforth? Yes, my thoughts exactly. One gay actor in a series and...…. Fucking stupid!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted August 24, 2020 Michael Staniforth was quite hot back in the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,808 Posted August 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So, Facebook. Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page. Work that fucker out because I can't. Shut that door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted August 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Shut that door. See? You remember the catchphrase. You old bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,808 Posted August 24, 2020 Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: See? You remember the catchphrase. You old bastard. Oooo you seem like a nice boy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted August 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said: Oooo you seem like a nice boy Yes, yes I am. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,248 Posted August 24, 2020 37 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: 38 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Oooo you seem like a nice boy Yes, yes I am. Are you Everard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted August 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Toast said: Are you Everard? Not anymore, unfortunately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,808 Posted August 24, 2020 19 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Not anymore, unfortunately. There’s SPAM for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted August 24, 2020 Just now, Lard Bazaar said: There’s SPAM for that. I prefer spam between two slices of bread. Wrapping it around me cock like a splint won't help at all but thanks for the idea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,654 Posted September 14, 2020 My sister has moved to Germany today! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 903 Posted September 14, 2020 On Wednesday I'm having my left arm pushed back into its socket. I've got a medical condition where basically my body kinda twists up slightly and I have to have everything realigned every few months plus cranial work. I can walk, run, do everything normal - its just get very uncomfortable sometimes... But yeah looking forward to being able to lift my arm above my shoulders, sounds dumb saying it but legit looking forward to it. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted September 14, 2020 The A83, Rest and Be Thankful - they should put in a tunnel then the road would never get washed away by landslides, they would just roll right over the top. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,248 Posted October 7, 2020 I thought about posting this in "The Dead Of 2020", but here will be a more lasting memorial. My car went off to the scrapyard this morning. It was like having a pet put down. At least they give us money for our old rustbuckets now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted October 7, 2020 46 minutes ago, Toast said: I thought about posting this in "The Dead Of 2020", but here will be a more lasting memorial. My car went off to the scrapyard this morning. It was like having a pet put down. At least they give us money for our old rustbuckets now. I thought you got it MOTd this year? Maybe time really is flying and it was MOTd last year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,248 Posted October 7, 2020 41 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I thought you got it MOTd this year? Maybe time really is flying and it was MOTd last year... I did, Feb/March time, but I knew it would never get through another one due to rust. When large bits of rusty metal fall off the bottom of your car while you're driving around, it's a sign that you probably shouldn't drive much further in it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Toast said: I did, Feb/March time, but I knew it would never get through another one due to rust. When large bits of rusty metal fall off the bottom of your car while you're driving around, it's a sign that you probably shouldn't drive much further in it What you mean to say is that it was utterly fucked and you had to put it out of its misery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
