Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 27, 2022 The more I read about Ricky Gervais, the more I hear about Ricky Gervais, the more he appears to be up his own arsehole. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted January 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The more I read about Ricky Gervais, the more I hear about Ricky Gervais, the more he appears to be up his own arsehole. A thousand times yes. Arrogant wanker. I was well pissed off when I enjoyed After Life. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted January 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The more I read about Ricky Gervais, the more I hear about Ricky Gervais, the more he appears to be up his own arsehole. Can't argue with that observation. 56 minutes ago, TQR said: A thousand times yes. Arrogant wanker. I was well pissed off when I enjoyed After Life. I haven't watched After Life. I loved The Office & Extras, didn't mind Life's Too Short, but haven't got on with anything since. I gave up with David Brent: A Life on the Road after about half an hour. Tedious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted January 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, time said: Can't argue with that observation. I haven't watched After Life. I loved The Office & Extras, didn't mind Life's Too Short, but haven't got on with anything since. I gave up with David Brent: A Life on the Road after about half an hour. Tedious. Never thought much of most of his work, Derek being another one that I wanted to get into but didn’t. His stand up has always been toss. Only After Life and An Idiot Abroad (though that is only for Karl Pilkington) get a good review from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 27, 2022 I watched the first series of Afterlife but didn't like it. His character was unlikeable and the liberal use of foul language seemed out of place. On another subject, I took the dog to the vet for some routine stuff. Afterwards I parked outside a Tesco Express and nipped in to get some milk. When I came out, I noticed that one of the front tyres was nearly flat. Worrying, as I'd put some air in a couple of days ago. Then my stomach gave a lurch - the back seat was empty. Someone's kidnapped the dog! Then I noticed that it wasn't my car 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted February 9, 2022 After that horrendously upsetting clip being circulated. RSPCA have removed Kunt Zouma’s two cats. Frankly they should also have removed his cock and stapled it to his head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 9, 2022 As I understand it QVC are considering marketing a Kurt Zouma scarecrow for people that want to keep cats out of their gardens. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 10, 2022 This Zouma cat thing made me think of Panamanian footballer Luis Moreno, who fatally attacked an injured owl, eventually resulting in a sentence of community service at a zoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,581 Posted February 10, 2022 I have not watched the cat kicking video and have no wish to do so but on the basis of one social media video the court of public opinion has resulted in an apology, a fine and the loss of sponsorship of the individual and the club. Whereas evidence of wrongdoing with multiple sources by the Prime Minister cannot be judged until almost every person in Britain has written a report about the events Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 24, 2022 Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, but I have been complimented on my grasp of English by... Americans. Wow, thanks. Imagine living in England, bouncing around Scotland and Ireland and speaking, umm, English all that time that I'd be so good at speaking this language! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted February 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Boudicca said: Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, but I have been complimented on my grasp of English by... Americans. Wow, thanks. Imagine living in England, bouncing around Scotland and Ireland and speaking, umm, English all that time that I'd be so good at speaking this language! Have you been mistaken for a Canadian/Aussie yet? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 27, 2022 It isn't every day you walk into the kitchen to be informed ''and I've removed the massive fucking bell end!' Today was that day. Admittedly from the ridiculous lighting fixture he is way too tall for. BUT. If only we could deploy this skill in the international arena. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 1, 2022 Sage advice from St John’s ambulance. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 5, 2022 The colour card shelf at B&Q is very helpful, whether you’re choosing a new colour for your hallway or if you’re looking for a nickname for your anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 16, 2022 Picked my car up a matter of days ago but thanks to the Sahara blowing its load all over us the thing already looks like it has driven through a giant rectum. FFS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 16, 2022 3 hours ago, TQR said: Picked my car up a matter of days ago but thanks to the Sahara blowing its load all over us the thing already looks like it has driven through a giant rectum. FFS. You should be more worried about coming out to it in the morning and finding it sitting on bricks. Happened to me, Ford Sierra Ghia, Pitsea, February 1992. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You should be more worried about coming out to it in the morning and finding it sitting on bricks. Happened to me, Ford Sierra Ghia, Pitsea, February 1992. A Ghia? Someone was doing well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, TQR said: A Ghia? Someone was doing well! Nah, it was 8 years old! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Nah, it was 8 years old! Which, by Pitsea standards, practically makes you aristocracy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted March 21, 2022 I became a grandad yesterday to a little boy - everyone well. I feel blissfully content. PS: It's 'Observations' not 'Obsevations' . 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: I became a grandad yesterday to a little boy - everyone well. I feel blissfully content. PS: It's 'Observations' not 'Obsevations' . Ah, Gramps Up North! Congrats and best wishes to the GUN fam 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,448 Posted March 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: I became a grandad yesterday to a little boy - everyone well. I feel blissfully content. PS: It's 'Observations' not 'Obsevations' . Congratulations, old chap! I'll remember to stress the old chap bit from now on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Grim Up North said: I became a grandad yesterday to a little boy - everyone well. I feel blissfully content. PS: It's 'Observations' not 'Obsevations' . I'm a grandad to two. I never ever thought I would be called grandad, well apart from Lardy calling me it every so often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted March 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I'm a grandad to two. I never ever thought I would be called grandad, well apart from Lardy calling me it every so often. Got to be dunn. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
