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1987: Depeche Mode - Never let me down again (#22)

1989 Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode

2 hours ago, TQR said:

 didn’t make the top 10 is a travesty!

 

Basildon isn't in the top 10 of British towns either, just saying like...no particular reason. 

:P

 

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Didn't really know where to put this but, as I rarely give a fuck where things go here.....

Coming to St Albans, a form guide for the DL folk.

The bottom of the page is quite relevant 'All guest appearances subject to health and wellbeing on the day'.

Go fill yer boots.

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55 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Didn't really know where to put this but, as I rarely give a fuck where things go here.....

Coming to St Albans, a form guide for the DL folk.

The bottom of the page is quite relevant 'All guest appearances subject to health and wellbeing on the day'.

Go fill yer boots.

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Is Bonnie Langford on wheelchair pushing duty?

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2 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Is Bonnie Langford on wheelchair pushing duty?

Well, she is the youngest actress there.

Some of them are, well, very old, aren't they.

MPFC will be licking his lips at that line up!

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Great Monday so far. I’m still limping after waking up to the most enormous and searingly painful leg cramp, I dropped my phone under my car seat, and just now I’ve managed to pour hot coffee over myself. I can’t believe the left-wing establishment have done this to me.

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Loons going mad over this non-story in the papers about God having no gender can rest assured that God can be whatever gender you want them to be as they are your imaginary friend.

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2 hours ago, TQR said:

Loons going mad over this non-story in the papers about God having no gender can rest assured that God can be whatever gender you want them to be as they are your imaginary friend.

 

That's why the late great Dave Allen always closed his show with "Goodnight, and may your God go with you".

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19 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

That's why the late great Dave Allen always closed his show with "Goodnight, and may your God go with you".

 

Did you see his impression of Ian Paisley?

 

"AND THERE WILL BE A GREAT GNASHING OF TEETH!"
"What if we haven't got any teeth?"
"TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!"

 

:D

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As a petrol head, not all that long ago I used to mock the electric car and owners of them, bloody-mindedly dismissing them as lily-livered lentil-munchers driving around in milk floats.

 

Today, I picked my new electric car up and it’s fucking great. And I don’t even like lentils.

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Federal workplace safety authorities have fined a central Pennsylvania confectionary factory more than $14,500 following an accident last year in which two workers fell into a vat of chocolate.

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration cited Mars Wrigley in the June accident at the Elizabethtown M&M/Mars factory, saying the workers were not authorized to work in the tanks and weren’t trained on the proper safety procedures for the equipment.
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On 11/02/2023 at 16:00, TQR said:

Today, I picked my new electric car up and it’s fucking great. And I don’t even like lentils.

As a cyclist I hate the buggers creeping up behind me when I can't hear them and now having to turn round to have good look behind me whenever I want to turn right.

Amd I quite like lentils.

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1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:

As a cyclist I hate the buggers creeping up behind me when I can't hear them

 

Now you know how I feel when out walking with my dog.  What happened to bicycle bells?

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1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:

As a cyclist I hate the buggers creeping up behind me when I can't hear them and now having to turn round to have good look behind me whenever I want to turn right.

Amd I quite like lentils.


Oh I’m so sorry you now also have to pay attention to other road users, ya lentil-munching peddling prick! 

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Happy National Toast day @Toast

NATIONAL TOAST DAY - February 23rd - List Of National Days

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2 hours ago, time said:

Happy National Toast day @Toast

NATIONAL TOAST DAY - February 23rd - List Of National Days

 

Why, thank you!  What a nice surprise.

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The blogger who runs the 'familiar unknown' site is back posting.

This will mean fuck all to many but it is a little corner of enjoyment for me.

British actors who you will know the faces to but rarely the names.

Lovely. :)

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44 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

The blogger who runs the 'familiar unknown' site is back posting.

This will mean fuck all to many but it is a little corner of enjoyment for me.

British actors who you will know the faces to but rarely the names.

Lovely. :)

 

Obligatory link: familiar unknown (familiar-unknown.blogspot.com)

 

Latest post on Jean Marsh, one of my all time favourites. Brilliant actress. Sadly in very poor health nowadays though. 

 

This forum may have its ups and downs over the years but I think we've always shown the proper respect to old actors and sports people who might fall off the radar elsewhere.

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22 hours ago, msc said:

 

Obligatory link: familiar unknown (familiar-unknown.blogspot.com)

 

Latest post on Jean Marsh, one of my all time favourites. Brilliant actress. Sadly in very poor health nowadays though. 

 

This forum may have its ups and downs over the years but I think we've always shown the proper respect to old actors and sports people who might fall off the radar elsewhere.

I had a bit of a thing for Jean Marsh as a teen.

When she goes it will be a sad day for me.

 

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Sitting waiting for name to be called at the cannabis retailer, and Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by Abba comes on the overhead.  This is the best moment ever!

 

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I failed to get Eurovision tickets, despite being in the waiting room for the queue on Ticketmaster since about 1997. I’m absolutely gutted.

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Celebrate International Women’s Day with a seminal message from one of the best:

 

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Does the word ‘heinous’ rhyme with ‘anus’ or ‘penis’? Please tweet your one-word answer to @RobertJenrick.

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25 minutes ago, TQR said:

Does the word ‘heinous’ rhyme with ‘anus’ or ‘penis’? Please tweet your one-word answer to @RobertJenrick.

 

hmmm.

 

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13 minutes ago, time said:

 

hmmm.

 


Just sent this to the guy who WhatsApped me what I posted.

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2 minutes ago, TQR said:


Just sent this to the guy who WhatsApped me what I posted.

One of my favourite ever tweets, from when Twitter was a kinder, gentler place.

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