En Passant 3,741 Posted January 6, 2023 1987: Depeche Mode - Never let me down again (#22) 1989 Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode 2 hours ago, TQR said: didn’t make the top 10 is a travesty! Basildon isn't in the top 10 of British towns either, just saying like...no particular reason. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 2, 2023 Didn't really know where to put this but, as I rarely give a fuck where things go here..... Coming to St Albans, a form guide for the DL folk. The bottom of the page is quite relevant 'All guest appearances subject to health and wellbeing on the day'. Go fill yer boots. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,581 Posted February 2, 2023 55 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Didn't really know where to put this but, as I rarely give a fuck where things go here..... Coming to St Albans, a form guide for the DL folk. The bottom of the page is quite relevant 'All guest appearances subject to health and wellbeing on the day'. Go fill yer boots. Is Bonnie Langford on wheelchair pushing duty? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: Is Bonnie Langford on wheelchair pushing duty? Well, she is the youngest actress there. Some of them are, well, very old, aren't they. MPFC will be licking his lips at that line up! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted February 6, 2023 Great Monday so far. I’m still limping after waking up to the most enormous and searingly painful leg cramp, I dropped my phone under my car seat, and just now I’ve managed to pour hot coffee over myself. I can’t believe the left-wing establishment have done this to me. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted February 8, 2023 Loons going mad over this non-story in the papers about God having no gender can rest assured that God can be whatever gender you want them to be as they are your imaginary friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted February 8, 2023 2 hours ago, TQR said: Loons going mad over this non-story in the papers about God having no gender can rest assured that God can be whatever gender you want them to be as they are your imaginary friend. That's why the late great Dave Allen always closed his show with "Goodnight, and may your God go with you". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,448 Posted February 8, 2023 19 minutes ago, Toast said: That's why the late great Dave Allen always closed his show with "Goodnight, and may your God go with you". Did you see his impression of Ian Paisley? "AND THERE WILL BE A GREAT GNASHING OF TEETH!" "What if we haven't got any teeth?" "TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted February 11, 2023 As a petrol head, not all that long ago I used to mock the electric car and owners of them, bloody-mindedly dismissing them as lily-livered lentil-munchers driving around in milk floats. Today, I picked my new electric car up and it’s fucking great. And I don’t even like lentils. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 13, 2023 Federal workplace safety authorities have fined a central Pennsylvania confectionary factory more than $14,500 following an accident last year in which two workers fell into a vat of chocolate. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration cited Mars Wrigley in the June accident at the Elizabethtown M&M/Mars factory, saying the workers were not authorized to work in the tanks and weren’t trained on the proper safety procedures for the equipment. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,283 Posted February 13, 2023 On 11/02/2023 at 16:00, TQR said: Today, I picked my new electric car up and it’s fucking great. And I don’t even like lentils. As a cyclist I hate the buggers creeping up behind me when I can't hear them and now having to turn round to have good look behind me whenever I want to turn right. Amd I quite like lentils. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted February 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: As a cyclist I hate the buggers creeping up behind me when I can't hear them Now you know how I feel when out walking with my dog. What happened to bicycle bells? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted February 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: As a cyclist I hate the buggers creeping up behind me when I can't hear them and now having to turn round to have good look behind me whenever I want to turn right. Amd I quite like lentils. Oh I’m so sorry you now also have to pay attention to other road users, ya lentil-munching peddling prick! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted February 23, 2023 Happy National Toast day @Toast 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted February 23, 2023 2 hours ago, time said: Happy National Toast day @Toast Why, thank you! What a nice surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 24, 2023 The blogger who runs the 'familiar unknown' site is back posting. This will mean fuck all to many but it is a little corner of enjoyment for me. British actors who you will know the faces to but rarely the names. Lovely. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,448 Posted February 24, 2023 44 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The blogger who runs the 'familiar unknown' site is back posting. This will mean fuck all to many but it is a little corner of enjoyment for me. British actors who you will know the faces to but rarely the names. Lovely. Obligatory link: familiar unknown (familiar-unknown.blogspot.com) Latest post on Jean Marsh, one of my all time favourites. Brilliant actress. Sadly in very poor health nowadays though. This forum may have its ups and downs over the years but I think we've always shown the proper respect to old actors and sports people who might fall off the radar elsewhere. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 25, 2023 22 hours ago, msc said: Obligatory link: familiar unknown (familiar-unknown.blogspot.com) Latest post on Jean Marsh, one of my all time favourites. Brilliant actress. Sadly in very poor health nowadays though. This forum may have its ups and downs over the years but I think we've always shown the proper respect to old actors and sports people who might fall off the radar elsewhere. I had a bit of a thing for Jean Marsh as a teen. When she goes it will be a sad day for me. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 3, 2023 Sitting waiting for name to be called at the cannabis retailer, and Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by Abba comes on the overhead. This is the best moment ever! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 7, 2023 I failed to get Eurovision tickets, despite being in the waiting room for the queue on Ticketmaster since about 1997. I’m absolutely gutted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 8, 2023 Celebrate International Women’s Day with a seminal message from one of the best: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 8, 2023 Does the word ‘heinous’ rhyme with ‘anus’ or ‘penis’? Please tweet your one-word answer to @RobertJenrick. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted March 8, 2023 25 minutes ago, TQR said: Does the word ‘heinous’ rhyme with ‘anus’ or ‘penis’? Please tweet your one-word answer to @RobertJenrick. hmmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted March 8, 2023 13 minutes ago, time said: hmmm. Just sent this to the guy who WhatsApped me what I posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted March 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, TQR said: Just sent this to the guy who WhatsApped me what I posted. One of my favourite ever tweets, from when Twitter was a kinder, gentler place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
