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Only because Death Impends - who has the unenviable task of moderating throughout the British night - nipped in and deleted it. 

 

Maybe we should let the man himself have the last word.   He tried to post this, so I'm not republishing a PM.  

 

Farewell Deathers, I fear your path is a strange and difficult one and wish you all the best in the future.  

 

If it makes you feel better your more than welcome to frame to anyone who asks as 'Deathers (aka Miracle Aligner) threw a hissy fit when we told him he couldn't send shemale porn to half the forum via PM.)' Either way que sera sera, auf weidersiein, adios......

 

See you on the other side..... hopefully not..... 

 

Enjoy your sad little mod lives for the future,

hopefully you don't get another user like me..... 

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28 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

I never got one.

 

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Bloody Windows update has changed the colour of my taskbar and start menu and now wont let me change it back.

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I've just achieved my target of walking (or sometimes even jogging, when no one is watching) 1,500km in 100 days.   

 

Now I'm going to have a bacon sandwich. B)

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What is that in old money?

 

I have recently upped my mileage from 9 a day to 10 miles a day average, I never jog though.

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37 minutes ago, torbrexbones said:

What is that in old money?

I have recently upped my mileage from 9 a day to 10 miles a day average, I never jog though.

 

It's about that.  I just worked it out.

I don't think I'd get anywhere near that, so well done both of you.

Saying that, I have no idea what my average daily total is as I don't have a gadget to tell me.

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So, Facebook.

Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page.:lol:

Work that fucker out because I can't.

 

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19 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

So, Facebook.

Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page.:lol:

Work that fucker out because I can't.

 

 

Michael Staniforth?

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5 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

 

Michael Staniforth?

Yes, my thoughts exactly.

One gay actor in a series and...….

Fucking stupid!!

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Michael Staniforth was quite hot back in the day.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

So, Facebook.

Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page.:lol:

Work that fucker out because I can't.

 

Shut that door.

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3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Shut that door.

See?

You remember the catchphrase.

You old bastard.:lol:

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Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

See?

You remember the catchphrase.

You old bastard.:lol:

Oooo you seem like a nice boy :o

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1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Oooo you seem like a nice boy :o

Yes, yes I am.

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37 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:
38 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Oooo you seem like a nice boy :o

Yes, yes I am.

 

Are you Everard?

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2 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

Are you Everard?

Not anymore, unfortunately. :lol:

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19 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Not anymore, unfortunately. :lol:

There’s SPAM for that.

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Just now, Lard Bazaar said:

There’s SPAM for that.

I prefer spam between two slices of bread.

Wrapping it around me cock like a splint won't help at all but thanks for the idea.:D

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On Wednesday I'm having my left arm pushed back into its socket. I've got a medical condition where basically my body kinda twists up slightly and I have to have everything realigned every few months plus cranial work. I can walk, run, do everything normal - its just get very uncomfortable sometimes... But yeah looking forward to being able to lift my arm above my shoulders, sounds dumb saying it but legit looking forward to it. :D :D 

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The A83, Rest and Be Thankful - they should put in a tunnel then the road would never get washed away by landslides, they would just roll right over the top.

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