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Well, apparently, people were 'moved to tears' at seeing Billy Connolly's appearance on Comic Relief Friday night.

Looking frail and weak he confirmed he had cancer and, obviously, his utter bravery in actually participating in that monstrosity of a programme had people reaching for the kleenex.

Im just wondering whether Ken Bigley's family were also moved to tears or maybe they all sat around the screen shouting 'FFS, is that cunt not dead yet'?

Well, you have to wonder, dont you!

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There's a huge death on the horizon. I've had the feeling again.

 

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31 minutes ago, Deathray said:

There's a huge death on the horizon. I've had the feeling again.

 

Huge in the DDP contenders term or a huge name celebrity in general? :P 

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6 hours ago, Deathray said:

There's a huge death on the horizon. I've had the feeling again.

 

There's a cream for that - or try bromide.

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On 3/26/2017 at 18:58, Deathray said:

There's a huge death on the horizon. I've had the feeling again.

 

Do you have a reminder set to post this every so often?

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28 minutes ago, CarolAnn said:

Do you have a reminder set to post this every so often?

I'm imagining he's pissed that the notification went off 8 days too late or so.

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Off on my travels again today. Vienna. First trip in two months. Hope I will be OK without Cat watching over me.

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56 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Off on my travels again today. Vienna. First trip in two months. Hope I will be OK without Cat watching over me.

 

This means nothing to you?

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  1. Vienna? Sounds good, I'd give it a whirl.
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4 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Off on my travels again today. Vienna. First trip in two months. Hope I will be OK without Cat watching over me.

 

Starting to worry he might actually have been that stab victim somebody joked about now.

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8 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

Starting to worry he might actually have been that stab victim somebody joked about now.

 

That chap was in his 20s, no? I thought Cat was older, more YW's age. No offence, YW or Cat.

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5 hours ago, charon said:
  1. Vienna? Sounds good, I'd give it a whirl.

Wondering how cold the air will be.

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Wrestlemania weekend.

 

See ya when I'm back.

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A day off today.

The sun has been out for a bit, the weather is quite mild ( not like Texas CA ) and the Pontiac is MOTd and on the road. :D

Fucking ace!!!

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Today in North Central Texas it is cool and windy. It should be in the mid 70s - low 80s for the foreseeable future. Our next chance for tornado outbreaks is Monday.

 

This is not taking the red headed tornado who is my grandson into account - he will be whirling at my house this weekend.

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Quiet in here tonight.  Is everybody holed up in their bunkers?

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The Grand National has been won.

What I would really like to do now is beat the shit out of the winning Jockey the way he beat the shit out of the Horse on the run in to get to the winning post first.

The Cunt.

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Des O'Connor is looking a bit, well, a bit like he is going to be heading downhill fast sooner rather than later.

Just saying, like.

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Not really Ideas for 2018 (at least, I hope not) but Jim Broadbent was looking and sounding rather OAP-ish on Marr's show earlier. Well, more than usual imo.

 

 

I was going to say how its funny how Brian Taylor is two years younger than Gavin Esler but no one would twig that without knowing, but no one would get that one bar Willz and charon...

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I've been in a really bad mood lately, which is why I think the quality of my posts has plummeted recently (though they never have been the greatest). I won't explain details of it though. This is also why I haven't posted an update for The Joker's Dead Pool in a while (there's at least 6 deaths I need to work on). Hoping for an update by the end of the month, and hopefully I can get out of this bad mood rather soon, cause it's affecting my life pretty badly. 

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8 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

I've been in a really bad mood lately, which is why I think the quality of my posts has plummeted recently (though they never have been the greatest). I won't explain details of it though. This is also why I haven't posted an update for The Joker's Dead Pool in a while (there's at least 6 deaths I need to work on). Hoping for an update by the end of the month, and hopefully I can get out of this bad mood rather soon, cause it's affecting my life pretty badly. 

............from the dizzy heights of an ants kneecap to the depths of earwigs dangly bits..............

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