maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted April 4, 2013 Ronnie Barker's son Adam has been sentenced to just 1 year for possession of child porn So, it must be coming up home time, eh? Let's see how he fares rubbing shoulders with the rest of us. And, whilst we're talking jailbirds...Mairead Philpott has to be worth watching. It was revealed during the trial that in the recent past she'd necked somewhere upwards of 160 Paracetemol and that was whilst her kids were still breating! Even on a good day her self-esteem was so low she'd let that misunderstood genius shameless wife-beating low-life Mick boss her about. And I doubt there'll be too many good days from now on with predatory bull dykes, hard cases spitting venom and over 20 hours a day to comtemplate the six kids she once had. If she's breathing on New Year's Eve she might well be a popular pick 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 4, 2013 And, whilst we're talking jailbirds...Mairead Philpott has to be worth watching. It was revealed during the trial that in the recent past she'd necked somewhere upwards of 160 Paracetemol and that was whilst her kids were still breating! Even on a good day her self-esteem was so low she'd let that misunderstood genius shameless wife-beating low-life Mick boss her about. And I doubt there'll be too many good days from now on with predatory bull dykes, hard cases spitting venom and over 20 hours a day to comtemplate the six kids she once had. If she's breathing on New Year's Eve she might well be a popular pick They took her rings off her in custody because she also self-harms...unless that was an attempt to get sympathy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 4, 2013 Ronnie Barker's son Adam has been sentenced to just 1 year for possession of child porn So, it must be coming up home time, eh? Let's see how he fares rubbing shoulders with the rest of us. And, whilst we're talking jailbirds...Mairead Philpott has to be worth watching. It was revealed during the trial that in the recent past she'd necked somewhere upwards of 160 Paracetemol and that was whilst her kids were still breating! Even on a good day her self-esteem was so low she'd let that misunderstood genius shameless wife-beating low-life Mick boss her about. And I doubt there'll be too many good days from now on with predatory bull dykes, hard cases spitting venom and over 20 hours a day to comtemplate the six kids she once had. If she's breathing on New Year's Eve she might well be a popular pick Considering how sex-obsessed Mick Philpot is, I pity the poor young scroat who bends over to pick up the soap in Wakefield jail as Mr. Philpot considers a slight alteration to his schedule in order to fulfill his "needs"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted April 4, 2013 Ronnie Barker's son Adam has been sentenced to just 1 year for possession of child porn So, it must be coming up home time, eh? Let's see how he fares rubbing shoulders with the rest of us. And, whilst we're talking jailbirds...Mairead Philpott has to be worth watching. It was revealed during the trial that in the recent past she'd necked somewhere upwards of 160 Paracetemol and that was whilst her kids were still breating! Even on a good day her self-esteem was so low she'd let that misunderstood genius shameless wife-beating low-life Mick boss her about. And I doubt there'll be too many good days from now on with predatory bull dykes, hard cases spitting venom and over 20 hours a day to comtemplate the six kids she once had. If she's breathing on New Year's Eve she might well be a popular pick Considering how sex-obsessed Mick Philpot is, I pity the poor young scroat who bends over to pick up the soap in Wakefield jail as Mr. Philpot considers a slight alteration to his schedule in order to fulfill his "needs"... I should think he'll be more preoccupied fretting about being battered or shanked on a daily basis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Going Underground 74 Posted April 5, 2013 Both Philpots are worth watching depending on which Prison they go to. If Mick ends up in the likes of Wakefield or Frankland he should be ok. Strangeways, Winson Green ect and I don't rate his chances. I have just seen Wikipedia has listed Philpot as a notable Wakefield inmate. There you go then. He will fit in really well there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 6, 2013 Ronnie Barker's son Adam has been sentenced to just 1 year for possession of child porn So, it must be coming up home time, eh? Let's see how he fares rubbing shoulders with the rest of us. And, whilst we're talking jailbirds...Mairead Philpott has to be worth watching. It was revealed during the trial that in the recent past she'd necked somewhere upwards of 160 Paracetemol and that was whilst her kids were still breating! Even on a good day her self-esteem was so low she'd let that misunderstood genius shameless wife-beating low-life Mick boss her about. And I doubt there'll be too many good days from now on with predatory bull dykes, hard cases spitting venom and over 20 hours a day to comtemplate the six kids she once had. If she's breathing on New Year's Eve she might well be a popular pick I think if she's going to do it she'll do it well before the year ends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted April 9, 2013 Lardy's judgement above is sound...hunger striking Mairead already on 24 hour suicide watch. Incidentally, Q - What's blonde and sits on a black man's dick? A - Mick Philpott's 'tache! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 9, 2013 Lardy's judgement above is sound...hunger striking Mairead already on 24 hour suicide watch. Incidentally, Q - What's blonde and sits on a black man's dick? A - Mick Philpott's 'tache! Pah, just a variation on the classic "who was the only 18 stone black man to ride a Derby winner? " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted April 24, 2013 Sun reported today that Josef Fritzl has Alheimers/ Alsheim/Dementire....aw FFS, well, he's fading fast. Nailed on (ish) next year by the sound of things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garn2 34 Posted April 27, 2013 Terminal cancer or no terminal cancer, Scott Thorson is now in jail for credit card fraud and is calling himself "Jess Marlow" for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,963 Posted April 27, 2013 Terminal cancer or no terminal cancer, Scott Thorson is now in jail for credit card fraud and is calling himself "Jess Marlow" for some reason. I suppose he went "Fuck it all" after his boyfriend stopped being Pope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 27, 2013 Sun reported today that Josef Fritzl has Alheimers/ Alsheim/Dementire....aw FFS, well, he's fading fast. Nailed on (ish) next year by the sound of things. Yeah, because everyone knows if you get diagnosed with dementia or Alzheimer's, you die straight away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 27, 2013 Fritzl, Reagan, Thatcher. Plenty in common... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 27, 2013 All born in the first half of the 20th century, yes..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 28, 2013 You were the one you made the comparison mate, not me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 28, 2013 God you can't even bring them up as a passing medical reference can you. I knew I shouldn't have. Look, I'm sure people are sick of all this talk by now no matter what side they're on. The funeral was like a week and a half ago. So could you be quiet and take your blood pressure pills? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 28, 2013 Just sayin'. Alright, they're up there in heaven with the friggin' Angles singing Hallelujah while Fritzl will surely burn in Hell. There. Satisfied or shall we carry on with the full beatification? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 28, 2013 You can say all the shit you like. I would just prefer if you said it two weeks ago. Of course, I made that clear before, but you just have to keep pretending it's about "censorship" or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 3, 2013 Another inmate worthy of consideration would be Brian Shivers, 44, a Real IRA type person who is awaiting trial for allegedly shooting a couple of soliders in Antrim earlier this year. His lawyers tried to stop judges from detaining him in custody, saying that the poor lamb suffers from cystic fibrosis and his life would be at risk if he was kept in a confined enviroment, especially if he was exposed to the swine flu virus. The average life expectancy for cystic fibrosis suffers is well below forty and it is very rare for sufferers to live much past the age of 50. So he's done very well to get this far, especially if he really was healthy enough to open fire on an army barracks. He should suffer from Parkinson's with a surname like that... I had taken a punt on him this year and he has had conviction quashed.. Hopefully go on the swallow or have some folk after him. Bad time for release during height of marching season imo...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,963 Posted May 14, 2013 Infamous Texas swindler and LBJ buddy Billie Sol Estes now Estench. Wasn't in prison for that long but I figured this was the most fitting thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 14, 2013 Stuart Hazell changed his plea to guilty, and - today - copped 38 years for sexual assault, murder and post-mortem porning of Tia Sharp. I'm guessing suicide watch/segregated for own protection etc. But you never know... Have we done the one about no more Tias in Heav... Aye, my coat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted May 14, 2013 Dictator Efraín Ríos Montt, 86, and baby killer Kermit Gosnell, 72, sentenced to 80 years and life respectively this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Going Underground 74 Posted May 15, 2013 Dictator Efraín Ríos Montt, 86, and baby killer Kermit Gosnell, 72, sentenced to 80 years and life respectively this week. At least Montt has a release date. Something to cling on to. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 16, 2013 After the death of one of the Indian bus rape suspects earlier in the year, radio had a quote from anothers lawyer stating his client had been continually poisened, underwent emergency surgery and been attacked. Should have made the effort to get all the names in December...what a missed opportunity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 16, 2013 Stuart Hazell changed his plea to guilty, and - today - copped 38 years for sexual assault, murder and post-mortem porning of Tia Sharp. I'm guessing suicide watch/segregated for own protection etc. But you never know... Have we done the one about no more Tias in Heav... Aye, my coat! I would think he is a prime choice for topping himself but he comes across as a coward . A big time coward and freak. I think all the talk about him threatening to kill himself was for sympathy . Lets hope he manages to do one thing right and kill himself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
