DevonDeathTrip 2,365 Posted March 27, 2010 Heartwarming saga of Welsh matriarch: Supermam Story about a sensitive man who spends his time in paddocks, weeping: The Horse Whimperer That well known Coen brothers epic about lost car keys: Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted March 27, 2010 The true nature of fairytale princesses : Petty Woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted March 27, 2010 Clint Eastwood stars as an American pilot who steals a broken, top secret Russian jet. Firefix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,215 Posted March 27, 2010 The famous prison drama about an inmate who is falsely imprisoned and who has terrible taste in lipstick: The Green Smile A film about domestic violence too sordid to relate: Sleeping with the Enema The heart warming film of a young man who manages to be part of the most important events of the late 20th Century and get some serious lurrrrve action: Forest Hump A young woman in Georgian times rejects a wealthy suitor because she could see through his wet shirt after he had been swimming: "Prude and Prejudice" Gone With the Wand - the sequel to the famous, er, prequel. Scarlett O'Hara, desperate to win back the affection of the man she loves, resorts to witchcraft. Okay I cheated - more here - http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/cgi-bin/ult...c;f=28;t=001624 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 27, 2010 A tale of cat fighting across the football stadiums of Britain: Star Wags Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lastorders 15 Posted March 27, 2010 A camp costume drama hi-lighting the stresses of marriage : BIN HUR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 27, 2010 A promiscuous house elf goes to America to get laid in "Dobbie Does Dallas" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lastorders 15 Posted March 28, 2010 Documentary about Jeffery Archer going straight in his new hairdressing career . Lord Of The Rinse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted March 28, 2010 Schoolboy's fight with skiving homosexual - Ferris Bueller's Gay Off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 28, 2010 A tale of a rather innocuous tour of duty in Vietnam: Apocalypse Not The story of where it all started to terribly wrong for the Rebel Alliance: Star Wars: A New Dope Also, Michael Flately's semi autobiographical Riverdunce Inspector Clouseau experiments with cross dressing in The Pink Panter Irvin Welsh's commentary on the damage class A Drugs wreak, in Brainspotting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 28, 2010 This is good fun. Just thought of another couple when I was hoovering. George Clooney gets more than he bargained for in Men that stare at Goatse. Nichaolas Cage plays an easily excitable car enthusiast in Bone in 60 Seconds. Snow White finds herself in a sticky situation, in Snow White and the Semen Dwarves. Christopher Lambert goes all Rocky Horror in Thighlander. Donald Duck revives his flagging career in The Quack and the Dead. HRH, The Queen stars in One with the Wind, and the riveting sequel, Enema of The State. Jessica Simpson gets it on (and off) in The Dikes of Hazzard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,231 Posted March 28, 2010 Bummer Holiday Cliff Richard was in that , I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,672 Posted March 28, 2010 Clint Eastwood plays a DJ on Family Favourites in 'Play Misty for Ma' The story of a Scottish schoolmistress and what she gets up to with her gels 'The Crime of Miss Jean Brodie' A tale of a con in a sewage farm, 'The Stink' A Story of a rather timid fire in a block of flats 'Cowering Inferno' The Japanese version of Countdown 'Empire of the Pun' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 28, 2010 A few classic disaster films: A dying fire causes little damage in a skyscraper: The Lowering Inferno. Carnivores plot an atomic terror attack on the US president: The Sum of all Bears. A textile worker thwarts a diabolical criminal: Dye Hard. Primeval canines eat their makers: Jurassic Bark. A sea-monster with peculiar feeding habits terrorises a beach resort: Jews. And my favourite war films: Michael Jackson drinks the Vietnamese under the table in the 1960's: The Beer Hunter. Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn demolish a German threat to shipping: The Huns of Navarone. The Royal Navy tempts a German threat to shipping to destruction: Wink the Bismarck!. The Royal Air Force damages German food production: The Ham Busters. Its less successful sequel: The Jam Busters. German tank commander fights the Tommies and hot weather: The Desert Sox: The Story of Rommel. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted March 28, 2010 - A group of social misfits are terrorized by the left breast of a famous author in - Stephen King's Tit - After losing a bet, the hairiest member of an army unit is held down and shaved by his comrades in - Shaving private Ryan - Groucho, Chico and Harpo Marx drown in - Go wet - James Dean plays an ADD suffering guerrilla in - Rebel without a pause - Darlene Cates goes nuts and eats everyone in - Whats eating Gilbert's grape Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 28, 2010 Quentin Tarentino's dark, edgy porn masterpiece about a man's obsession with a watermelon-Pulp Friction Backstory about the bad perm behind the Goldilock's fairy tale, with Jack Palance, Jon Lovitz, and Billy Crystal as the three bears - The Legend of Goldie's Curl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted March 28, 2010 Steve McQueen stars in the hit 60's classic movie about futuristic hairdressing. Mullitt. Quentin Tarantino writes, and directs, a moving tale of manual labour in Victorian Britain. Reservoir Digs. Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn demolish a German threat to the Vatican. The Nuns of Navarone. Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, and Harold Ramis take on a paranormal threat, with hot lard. Ghost Basters. Harrison Ford chases a giant aerosol can in Glade Runner. Dreamworks new animated production documenting the expansion of commerce in China. Rice Age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 28, 2010 A death row prisoner suffers from a nasty rear end infection in 'The Green Pile' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted March 28, 2010 - Poor hygiene results in a flea epidemic in a quasi-mythical land in - Lice in Wonderland. - Aging outlaw peer group decide they don't want one last score and go out to eat instead in - The wild Brunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,365 Posted March 28, 2010 A doctor decides to devote his career to obstetric practice: Natal Attraction A drama about a new low-tech form of carriage racing: Chariots of Wire A cannibal struggles to finish off his latest homosexual victim: Remains Of The Gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 28, 2010 Roy Scheider gives Jessica Lange something to sing and dance about with All that Jizz. Singing cowboys aplenty in Oklahomo! Hollywood learns to spell properly in Pearl Harbour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 28, 2010 A hacker is literally abducted into the world of a computer and forced to participate in gladiatorial games where his only chance of escape is with the help of a gang of crossdressers: Tran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,365 Posted March 28, 2010 It's American Independence Day and George W Bush faces justice at last: Burn On The Fourth Of July Feathered creature discovers it is not exempt from paying it's own way in restaurants: To Bill A Mockingbird Scottish epic about heroin addled weather forecasters: Rainspotting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 28, 2010 Today: Magere Hein's list of little known western films: Buster Keaton takes it easy: Go Rest. DL candidate Eli Wallach depicts adolescent angst in the west: The Good, the Lad and the Ugly. Gary Cooper slogs it out with the baddies in this Western Noir: High Moon. Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach (again) and Steve McQueen have a barney in the West Country: The Magnificent Severn. Nothing really happens at Little Big Horn: Sitting Dull. An addition to the Navarone trilogy: Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn demolish a German threat to humour: The Puns of Navarone. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 28, 2010 Woody Allen vehicle about yuppies in an Eighty's wig shop, and the explosion which darkens the Manhattan skies in Mullets Over Broadway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
