Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 18, 2014 See how many of our successes you can name in 10 minutes? http://www.jetpunk.c...deathlist-picks Fuck that shit. You have to type their full names. The stupid cunts should only require you to type the surname unless there's a common surname somewhere. How many fucking "Thatchers" are there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 18, 2014 Form a union? Lead the revolution 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 20, 2014 Design a 7 foot high Satanic statue to be place outside the Oklahoma Statehouse to counteract the Christian one already there..... http://www.upi.com/blog/2014/01/07/Satan-statue-design-for-Oklahoma-state-capitol-revealed/4111389106444/?st_rec=48281390140644 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cba to login Posted January 28, 2014 Tap to tell Uncle Sam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 14, 2014 Keep your dog under control. Or else... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted February 14, 2014 Keep your dog under control. Or else... That's scarily ambiguous ..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted February 14, 2014 Keep your dog under control. Or else... That's scarily ambiguous ..... "Know who the father is?" "No but I've got a ruff idea." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted February 14, 2014 Keep your dog under control. Or else... That's scarily ambiguous ..... I hope its the postman... he'll be useful for the delivery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 8, 2014 Here's one for the "cool" types.. Death of a hipster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 8, 2014 Peruse the 1938 Yankee Civil War reunion... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted March 12, 2014 Publish your scientific research on Copper Nanotubes "Stop sN-wording" "Why is that funny?...... Why?..........This is serious scientific research...............Please stop laughing now!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted March 12, 2014 Publish your scientific research on Copper Nanotubes "Stop sN-wording" "Why is that funny?...... Why?..........This is serious scientific research...............Please stop laughing now!" Haha that is great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 13, 2014 http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/ A game to pass the time..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 27, 2014 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 27, 2014 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see? Queen Elizabeth the second . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 18, 2014 Keep your dog under control. Or else... That's scarily ambiguous ..... I hope its the postman... he'll be useful for the delivery. talking about delivery, i've just had my weekly grocery delivery from a nice attractive young female. Sadly it was only after I had thanked her for delivering my groceries and said goodbye in a mature respectable way, that I noticed my flies were open to the world. Presumably she now thinks I'm the resident local pervert... Shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted April 30, 2014 Send bricks to a freepost address and waste the money of people you don't like: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/people-are-wasting-ukips-money-by-sending-bricks-to-their-fr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 8, 2014 Discover you've been spending to much time on the site when you write a to do list for important, normal stuff and then add "former state governors of the usa over 80, surviving BBC and ITV newsreaders, blue peter presenters (?), top of the pop pedo presenters??" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted May 10, 2014 Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 10, 2014 Did you know Cable Bias is an anagram of Alice Babs? I thought that was interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 11, 2014 Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. It's a shame you're countries excellent song got beaten by a drag act with a gimmick beard. Still think Iceland was the best song on the night. For those who don't watch eurovision; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted May 11, 2014 Know what? I voted for France and they came DEAD last. Confirms to me that I have a totally non-functional gay-dar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 11, 2014 Know what? I voted for France and they came DEAD last. Confirms to me that I have a totally non-functional gay-dar. Be careful the thought police will be after you for saying gay-dar!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted May 11, 2014 Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. It's a shame you're countries excellent song got beaten by a drag act with a gimmick beard. Still think Iceland was the best song on the night. For those who don't watch eurovision; I know!! It was so bizarre and it's obvious that (s)he didn't win because the song was good. I was like "wtf" ... Still, 3rd place for Sanna Nielsen is pretty good so I'm satisfied anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 11, 2014 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see? Erm. How does that work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
