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Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going.

Is your name on this list?

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Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going.

 

Is your name on this list?

No. But the eventual 'winner' will be picked in dead pools all over the world.

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Does anyone think we should just pack the whole waiting for someone to die thing in? Death just isn't what it used to be...

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Does anyone think we should just pack the whole waiting for someone to die thing in? Death just isn't what it used to be...

Oh, I don't know about that. It's still very fashionable, everybody's doing it.

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Here, what the fuck happened to football_fan?

 

Is he deed?

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Does anyone think we should just pack the whole waiting for someone to die thing in? Death just isn't what it used to be...

Oh, I don't know about that. It's still very fashionable, everybody's doing it.

Here, did you lift that from the lyrics of "kinky boots"?

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Remake Raiders of the lost Ark, shot by shot, in 1982 when you are 11, then wait over 30 years to shoot the last scene.

 

 

http://filmjunk.com/2015/02/26/raiders-the-story-of-the-greatest-fan-film-ever-made-trailer/

 

Must've been bored...

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Get over that erectile anxiety and penis envy by comparing your junk to the established average.

Complete with video segment.

Sir C

http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372

Then if necessary you can go on like the 17 year old who had reduction surgery.

 

"When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches - around the size of a grapefruit."

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^If you were a defunct record label you'd be TMI.

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Laugh your tits off at this

 

 

That is fucking brilliant.

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Things to do while waiting for death?

 

If I recall, for some it's googling and goggling at some unknown cancer ridden teenager in the hope of punching the air at their demise some months later...

 

Jus sayin' like...

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Going on dates with my girlfriend, Wikipedia

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This actually made me laugh. :lol:

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