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See how many of our successes you can name in 10 minutes?

 

http://www.jetpunk.c...deathlist-picks

 

Fuck that shit. You have to type their full names. The stupid cunts should only require you to type the surname unless there's a common surname somewhere. How many fucking "Thatchers" are there?

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Design a 7 foot high Satanic statue to be place outside the Oklahoma Statehouse to counteract the Christian one already there.....

 

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http://www.upi.com/blog/2014/01/07/Satan-statue-design-for-Oklahoma-state-capitol-revealed/4111389106444/?st_rec=48281390140644

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Keep your dog under control. Or else...

 

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Keep your dog under control. Or else...

 

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That's scarily ambiguous .....

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Keep your dog under control. Or else...

 

 

That's scarily ambiguous .....

 

"Know who the father is?"

 

"No but I've got a ruff idea."

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Keep your dog under control. Or else...

 

funny-newspaper-headlines-dog-attacked-postman-she-got-pregnant.jpg

 

That's scarily ambiguous .....

I hope its the postman...

 

 

 

he'll be useful for the delivery.

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Peruse the 1938 Yankee Civil War reunion...

 

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1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds

2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface

3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

4. What can you see?

 

 

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1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds

2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface

3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

4. What can you see?

 

 

393790_10150501267599352_1980809147_n.jpg

 

Queen Elizabeth the second . :lol:

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Keep your dog under control. Or else...

 

funny-newspaper-headlines-dog-attacked-postman-she-got-pregnant.jpg

 

That's scarily ambiguous .....

I hope its the postman...

 

 

 

he'll be useful for the delivery.

 

talking about delivery, i've just had my weekly grocery delivery from a nice attractive young female. Sadly it was only after I had thanked her for delivering my groceries and said goodbye in a mature respectable way, that I noticed my flies were open to the world. Presumably she now thinks I'm the resident local pervert... Shit :banghead:

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Discover you've been spending to much time on the site when you write a to do list for important, normal stuff and then add

"former state governors of the usa over 80, surviving BBC and ITV newsreaders, blue peter presenters (?), top of the pop pedo presenters??"

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Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. :)

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Did you know Cable Bias is an anagram of Alice Babs? I thought that was interesting.

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Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. :)

 

It's a shame you're countries excellent song got beaten by a drag act with a gimmick beard.

 

Still think Iceland was the best song on the night. For those who don't watch eurovision;

 

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Know what? I voted for France and they came DEAD last. Confirms to me that I have a totally non-functional gay-dar.

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Know what? I voted for France and they came DEAD last. Confirms to me that I have a totally non-functional gay-dar.

 

Be careful the thought police will be after you for saying gay-dar!!

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Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. :)

 

It's a shame you're countries excellent song got beaten by a drag act with a gimmick beard.

 

Still think Iceland was the best song on the night. For those who don't watch eurovision;

 

I know!! It was so bizarre and it's obvious that (s)he didn't win because the song was good. I was like "wtf" ... :scratchhead:

Still, 3rd place for Sanna Nielsen is pretty good so I'm satisfied anyway. :)

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1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds

2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface

3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

4. What can you see?

 

 

393790_10150501267599352_1980809147_n.jpg

 

Erm. How does that work?

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