RobertMugabe 437 Posted March 24, 2018 On 11/21/2017 at 14:42, Prince Philip said: A delightful anniversary, I might add, in addition to aforementioned rather annoying formal celebrations me and Liz took ourselves off to our palace bedroom and celebrated more traditionally, in the human nature historic sense. We might be old but the whips and chains still do the business, she's been a lot more willing in that department since I bought her 50 shades of grey for Christmas. Onwards and forwards, perhaps, if only she could also retire so we can enjoy some quality time together. These fake celeb profiles that Joey Russ makes are epic failures......but I guess he just spend 24 hours a day on this site, so giving up a few mins to create these profiles is nothing to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 24, 2018 9 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: These fake celeb profiles that Joey Russ makes are epic failures......but I guess he just spend 24 hours a day on this site, so giving up a few mins to create these profiles is nothing to him. It's not joeys. The Prince Philip one got banned cos I used it to get round a ban on this account :(. Unless it's the one I forget this password for, I've honestly lost track at this point (you need a separate email for every account and I'm not able to remember that many fucking passwords). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted March 24, 2018 Prince Philip isn't banned. The "Deathers" one is though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Death Impends said: Prince Philip isn't banned. The "Deathers" one is though. Ah, so it'll be the one I forgot the password for. Aah well. I'm sure drunken inspiration for another novelty account will transpire at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted March 29, 2018 3 cheers for Phil today hip.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImissMontpellier 73 Posted March 31, 2018 On 21/11/2017 at 15:42, Prince Philip said: A delightful anniversary, I might add, in addition to aforementioned rather annoying formal celebrations me and Liz took ourselves off to our palace bedroom and celebrated more traditionally, in the human nature historic sense. We might be old but the whips and chains still do the business, she's been a lot more willing in that department since I bought her 50 shades of grey for Christmas. Onwards and forwards, perhaps, if only she could also retire so we can enjoy some quality time together. And the Oscar goes to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathtreat23 189 Posted April 1, 2018 Misses the Easter Sunday service at Windsor Castle. http://www.itv.com/news/2018-04-01/duke-of-edinburgh-queen-easter-service-windsor/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,388 Posted April 1, 2018 Has anyone entertained the possibility that maybe he simply can't be bollocksed to go to all these fucking languid services anymore? 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImissMontpellier 73 Posted April 1, 2018 35 minutes ago, Deathtreat23 said: Misses the Easter Sunday service at Windsor Castle. http://www.itv.com/news/2018-04-01/duke-of-edinburgh-queen-easter-service-windsor/ He’s 96. I understand why he missed service Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted April 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Has anyone entertained the possibility that maybe he simply can't be bollocksed to go to all these fucking languid services anymore? Quite right. He's retired and he can do what he likes. Article says he was out carriage driving the other day. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted April 1, 2018 FFS, don't crucify him..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted April 3, 2018 Hospitalised, operation tomorrow...BBC News. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhys 64 Posted April 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Hospitalised, operation tomorrow...BBC News. Breaking News: Man attends appointment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Hospitalised, operation tomorrow...BBC News. Hip op. Mt granny had an hip replacement at 98 - dead two weeks later poor old duck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted April 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Youwanticewiththat said: Hip op. Mt granny had an hip replacement at 98 - dead two weeks later poor old duck. Lawdy. He'll get a nom for the Cup should I advance and should he survive.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 375 Posted April 3, 2018 Doubt it will finish him off but a hip replacement at almost 97 is going to take its toll, I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t attend the Royal wedding next month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, Fergie86 said: Doubt it will finish him off but a hip replacement at almost 97 is going to take its toll, I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t attend the Royal wedding next month Yeah, but... They've announced the operation so the pre-op investigation - heart, blood pressure etc. - has already indicated he'll survive it. Shock to the system or no there are plenty his age who wouldn't be deemed fit to cope with the demands of this level of surgery. Not sure he's a good bet for points this year. I'll keep my powder dry and snag him as a DDP unique for 2019 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,388 Posted April 3, 2018 He's now the British/Greek answer to Sri Sri. He'll be fine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,388 Posted April 3, 2018 Lots of concern and sympathies for him on the Maily Dail: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted April 3, 2018 Like, is there any point having a hip op at that age? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glacier 0 Posted April 3, 2018 Wikipedia said that he died today, but they have since reversed it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted April 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Fergie86 said: Doubt it will finish him off but a hip replacement at almost 97 is going to take its toll, I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t attend the Royal wedding next month Probably scheduled it to give him a good excuse. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted April 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Glacier said: Wikipedia said that he died today, but they have since reversed it... That’s not the date today - that’s tomorrow.... 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImissMontpellier 73 Posted April 3, 2018 59 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: That’s not the date today - that’s tomorrow.... Don't... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 3, 2018 Charlie"s over here today to open the Commonwealth Games. If anything was too bad with Phil he'd be rushing back to England to be by his dad's side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
