drol 11,992 Posted January 27, 2017 Oh, when I saw this updated... 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted January 29, 2017 Oh, when I saw this updated... You were hoping for a hit? (You can call me Captain f-ing Obvious...) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted June 5, 2017 http://rpp.pe/lima/desastres-naturales/video-colapso-el-puente-javier-perez-de-cuellar-y-dejo-aislado-huampani-noticia-1037966 We must have missed this. The Javier Pérez De Cuéllar bridge collapsed in March. That can't be a good omen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted June 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: http://rpp.pe/lima/desastres-naturales/video-colapso-el-puente-javier-perez-de-cuellar-y-dejo-aislado-huampani-noticia-1037966 We must have missed this. The Javier Pérez De Cuéllar bridge collapsed in March. That can't be a good omen? It is only a bad omen if he was on it when it collapsed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 5, 2017 10 minutes ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: http://rpp.pe/lima/desastres-naturales/video-colapso-el-puente-javier-perez-de-cuellar-y-dejo-aislado-huampani-noticia-1037966 We must have missed this. The Javier Pérez De Cuéllar bridge collapsed in March. That can't be a good omen? Jesus he even makes a disaster a fucking bore. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,547 Posted August 22, 2017 Fuck it, let's do this. 100 fun facts about Javier Perez De Cuellar. 1. Original choice to play Judd Nelson's role in The Breakfast Club. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 22, 2017 2. Was the first world leader to be charged with trafficing crack cocaine 3. He is the voice you hear at the end of the pink floyd song ecplise 4. He lost his virginity at age 10 to his sister 5. He was in the orginal sugarhill gang 6. He was Henry's Wrinklers stunt double in the infamous shark jumping scene 7. In 2002 he was voted peoples sexiest man alive for the 8th time in a row 8. According to Gordon Ramsey he makes the worlds best shrimp scampey 9. Has made £10 million off of his pornhub channel. 10. Has a penis measuring in at 10 inches. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,487 Posted August 22, 2017 11. Was first choice to be bassist in Metallica, but decided to stay loyal to Vince McMahon instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted August 22, 2017 12. He was originally supposed to be JFK's Vice President before Kennedy decided on Lyndon B Johnson in the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted August 22, 2017 13 He once beat up Chuck Norris in a bar brawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squonk 24 Posted August 22, 2017 14. He is actually Satoshi Nakamoto, the mysterious inventor of Bitcoin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drewsky1211 4,762 Posted August 22, 2017 15. He was the basis on Mario from the Super Mario games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,547 Posted August 22, 2017 16. Only player to score a so-called "perfect" hat trick on his Bundesliga debut, doing so for Energie Cottbus in 2002. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted August 22, 2017 17. He was supposed to be on David Quantick Showbiz Pals 2013 line up, but was dropped at last minute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,547 Posted August 22, 2017 18. Javier Perez De Cuellar is arguably Britain's most adaptable bird, as he can be found from the parks of central London to the birchwoods of northern Scotland. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted August 22, 2017 19. He once claimed to have had a drink with Lord Lucan at a bar in Budapest in 1988 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted August 22, 2017 20. Will be joining the cast of Doctor Who as a companion to Jodie Whitaker. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,076 Posted August 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: 20. Will be joining the cast of Doctor Who as a companion to Jodie Whitaker. About time. There's never been a former UN Secretary-General companion... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,487 Posted August 22, 2017 21. Known for a long relationship with Richard Burton, to whom he was married twice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted August 22, 2017 22. He was on the same bus as Rosa Parks when she refused to give up her seat for a white man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 22, 2017 23. Is fluent in dog and cat language and brokered a peace agreement with them that lasted 10 years before trouble spilled out again. 24. He wrote a little known play called "Dr Dolittle" based on this experience. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted August 22, 2017 25 Previously played the Stig in Top Gear despite never owning a driving license. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted August 22, 2017 26. He is a member of this forum known as Grim Reaper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted August 22, 2017 27. Attempted to sue Michael Bond over his negative depiction of Peru in the Paddington books. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted August 22, 2017 28 Recently turned down down a job offer to beTrump's new press secretary as Trump refused to allow him a threesome with Melania and Ivanka in return. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
