charon 4,943 Posted July 24, 2018 I think it was the first week in May, I saw a cunto walking a donkey down the road. He ended up stopping at the neighbours who has 2 donkeys, and gave him a barn roof for a night. Story was he was going to Oban for the end of the month for a photo shoot, leaving from Durness up where the space port is going to be, right at the NW tip of Gods Land. After that he was going to near Liverpool I think, where he's from, and the donkey also. Saw him about 2 days later, 5 miles down the road, and a week later another 20. Then I think, he was hitting the Old Roads over the hills. Well, he's hit Glasgow, where folk are going tits, yet 50 years ago they'd no shitter and a pig in the living room. https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/watch-man-walks-donkey-around-14947831 Unsurprisingly he's from the Shire 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted July 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, charon said: Unsurprisingly he's from the Shire What, he's a hobbit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 24, 2018 Well, English cunto, long hair, 5'5 looks like, so "yes". Most of the mentalists up here are from there. Hard to find a b&b owned by a Scot, most hotels staffed by Euros or <spit> Aussies. The neib he got the snooze in the barn from for example is 68 year old Dutch wifie who makes a living by selling wool products from the animals she has. I remember when folk put her log house up for her for free when she hit 60, up till then she stayed in the semi open barn with the goats, sheep, donkeys, chickens etc. As I said, mentalists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, charon said: Well, English cunto, long hair, 5'5 looks like, so "yes". Most of the mentalists up here are from there. Hard to find a b&b owned by a Scot, most hotels staffed by Euros or <spit> Aussies. The neib he got the snooze in the barn from for example is 68 year old Dutch wifie who makes a living by selling wool products from the animals she has. I remember when folk put her log house up for her for free when she hit 60, up till then she stayed in the semi open barn with the goats, sheep, donkeys, chickens etc. As I said, mentalists. Hamster fur waistcoats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 24, 2018 No money in hamsters..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted July 26, 2018 Don't do drugs, kids. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted July 26, 2018 6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: give me five minutes and I'll sing and dance for my supper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 27, 2018 10/10 for treating customers like they should be. https://nypost.com/2018/07/26/mcdonalds-worker-beats-up-milkshake-throwing-customer/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site buttons&utm_campaign=site buttons 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted July 27, 2018 42, 000 year old worms. Sadly for them, their birth certificates weren't found in the ice, so their longevity claim is being disputed by the World's Oldest crowd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted July 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, msc said: 42, 000 year old worms. Sadly for them, their birth certificates weren't found in the ice, so their longevity claim is being disputed by the World's Oldest crowd. Shame, @123jeff would've had a field day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 28, 2018 The Joseph Rowntree Foundation donated £275,000 to the political wing of the INLA just last year http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6001241/Joseph-Rowntree-Charity-Trust-investigated-giving-money-Teach-na-Failte-INLA.html Looks like it fruit pastilles for breakfast to celebrate then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 28, 2018 This is a picture of the Co-op undertakers in Chaddesden Derby. The yellow and green box on the wall is a defibrillator. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,977 Posted July 28, 2018 Man bites dog, a police dog, after stealing a tractor: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/07/28/world/offbeat-world/colorado-man-steals-tractor-bites-police-dog/#.W1y2Q9IzaUk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted July 28, 2018 I hope other inmates are not scared of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted July 29, 2018 http://www.allproudamericans.com/maze-game.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,435 Posted July 30, 2018 This website shows how far public transport can take you in a set time from any point on a map. https://app.traveltimeplatform.com/# Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,977 Posted July 30, 2018 The congressional race between Cockburn and Riggleman has now turned towards the subject of Bigfoot porn: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 1, 2018 In rural China, families can save for years to buy high-quality, handcrafted coffins for their loved ones. The coffins are often stored at home where they are believed to bring good luck and longevity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 1, 2018 ghost sounds played by the us to frighten the for viet cong 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, runebomme said: In rural China, families can save for years to buy high-quality, handcrafted coffins for their loved ones. The coffins are often stored at home where they are believed to bring good luck and longevity. In the Fens, the families can save their dead for years for high quality sexual activities that mean their species can survive in handcrafted hovels in Norfolk in the hope their incest and necrophilia brings good luck and longevity. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
