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2 hours ago, Toast said:

Robert Smith being not as excited as his interviewer.

 

 

He has that 56 year old Grandmother look.

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6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

He has that 56 year old Grandmother look.

 

looks like boy George who has let himself go

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I was looking for envelopes, found these. Who are they expecting to sell these to? US DoD?

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I'll pass, thanks.

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God told me the meaning of life in a dream . It is gay sex

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3 hours ago, bladan said:

God told me the meaning of life in a dream . It is gay sex

 

'God', I presume, was your Grindr date who waited for you to drink yourself to sleep before slipping you one.

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A bizarre string of events unfolded in a Wisconsin Walmart, involving a woman trashing store displays before performing karate moves in the parking lot, while her grown son stripped naked at the back of the store and the family dog made off with some cornbread muffin mix.

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You really couldn't make this up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-47952295

'A senior judge has revealed he was excused from jury service, because he was due to preside over the case in question.

Keith Cutler, the resident judge of Winchester and Salisbury, said he was surprised when he got the call up.

But his reason for not doing his duty was initially rejected when he contacted the Jury Central Summoning Bureau directly to explain.

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He told a jury: "I was selected for jury service here at Salisbury Crown Court for a trial starting 23 April.

"I told the Jury Central Summoning Bureau that I thought I would be inappropriate seeing I happened to be the judge and knew all the papers.

"They wrote back to me, they picked up on the fact I was the judge but said 'your appeal for refusal has been rejected but you could apply to the resident judge' but I told them "I am the resident judge". '

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interesting at least some of it

 

 

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Just a generalization.  

But If the shoe fits...

 

 

 

 

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Found this on another forum - now the biting makes sense.

 

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1 hour ago, torbrexbones said:

Found this on another forum - now the biting makes sense.

 

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color of the day fades color of the night nether does

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Is your hair turning grey? Feeling tired? Don't worry. Here's a wonderful recipe from a rare cookbook I have

 

Take a black snake which is black on both sides and kill it such a way that the head is unhurt. When it is dead cut off the head and weigh the remaining flesh. Put 4 times as much water and put it in a Degchi (any cooking pot will do) on slow fire. Close the Degchi firmly. Heat it till 1/2 of the water evaporates. Then uncover the Degchi and put in wheat which has been cleaned equal to 1/4 the weight of the snake and put more water equal to the weight of the snake and heat the mixture again till entire water evaporates. Take out the wheat and dry it in the shade, take a white young cock which has not yet mated and give it this wheat to eat. All of its feathers will drop off but afterwards black feathers will start coming out; when black feathers are visible it should be killed and after cleaning it dry the flesh and grind it very fine. Every day put a small quantity in the mutton curry and eat it. In addition to its invigorating qualities it is a sure remedy for turning grey hair into black.

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1 hour ago, bladan said:

Is your hair turning grey? Feeling tired? Don't worry. Here's a wonderful recipe from a rare cookbook I have

 

Take a black snake which is black on both sides and kill it such a way that the head is unhurt. When it is dead cut off the head and weigh the remaining flesh. Put 4 times as much water and put it in a Degchi (any cooking pot will do) on slow fire. Close the Degchi firmly. Heat it till 1/2 of the water evaporates. Then uncover the Degchi and put in wheat which has been cleaned equal to 1/4 the weight of the snake and put more water equal to the weight of the snake and heat the mixture again till entire water evaporates. Take out the wheat and dry it in the shade, take a white young cock which has not yet mated and give it this wheat to eat. All of its feathers will drop off but afterwards black feathers will start coming out; when black feathers are visible it should be killed and after cleaning it dry the flesh and grind it very fine. Every day put a small quantity in the mutton curry and eat it. In addition to its invigorating qualities it is a sure remedy for turning grey hair into black.


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A semi truck blew a tire and crashed into a house along 26 Mile Road in Macomb Township, police said.

Officials said the semi truck was heading west around 4 p.m. Wednesday when it blew a tire, entered the eastbound lane and hit a silver F-250 pickup truck.  The semi truck crashed through the home, destroying it, and came to rest in the Meade Cemetery, according to officials.  The driver of the semi truck has minor injuries, police said. Nobody was inside the house at the time of the crash, according to authorities.

Multiple headstones at the nearby Meade Cemetery were damaged, officials said. Tom Woodruff, of Woodruff's Downriver Stone Design, said he will replace the headstones for free if loved ones contact him...
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